lildave3 Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 Stranger: Cumincheese is pretty good That's quite the post. I still prefer my Watch related post though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 You: my names Nussul, can I have your MSN please?Stranger: no, sorry. You: this always happens to me Stranger: Noone gives out their msn, sorry You: not to Nussul, no Stranger: We can chat on here though! You: Albert gets pics of hot Dutch girls. Nussul never gets anything You: its a crying shame really Stranger: Then pretend youre albert :laugh:! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ousefox Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 Stranger: hi You: hi there You: english? Stranger: no from usa You: nice Stranger: you You: england Stranger: cool are u amale You: do you like Beckham? You: yes Stranger: as what You: a person Stranger: like soccer player You: no a football player Stranger: ive seen better player leo messi cristiano ronaldo Stranger: david villa You: and max gradel? Stranger: not bad You: he isnt is he?! Would you let him shag your wife? Stranger: no You: oh You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterborofox Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 Stranger: hiYou: hi there You: english? Stranger: no from usa You: nice Stranger: you You: england Stranger: cool are u amale You: do you like Beckham? You: yes Stranger: as what You: a person Stranger: like soccer player You: no a football player Stranger: ive seen better player leo messi cristiano ronaldo Stranger: david villa You: and max gradel? Stranger: not bad You: he isnt is he?! Would you let him shag your wife? Stranger: no You: oh You have disconnected. Ha. Very nicely put! I would have disconnected the minute he called it 'soccer'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterborofox Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 You: hi Stranger: hi You: where you from? Stranger: f or m ? You: m Your conversational partner has disconnected. Good start! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 Fez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 Fez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 Time for a session I think! You: HiStranger: any one there You: There's four of us here :] You: Muahahahahahaha Stranger: where yall from You: We're from the four corners of the globe Stranger: what r the corners of the globe You: We're from Middle Earth, Alageisia, Hogwarts and Altantis Stranger: no i dont know bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 You: HiStranger: hey You: I'm Bowman, not Nussul Stranger: okay..bowman. You: :] Do you know Nussul? Stranger: no, i do not. You: He's a bit of a bum bandit You: You wouldn't like him Stranger: probably not. Stranger: good call. You: Yeah, I'm a safer bet Stranger: haha, well lucky me. You: But the big question is You: Do you know Max Gradel? Stranger: nope. You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 Stranger: ello mate Stranger: hmmm Stranger: silent type eh You: yup Stranger: well we have way of dealing with you You: which is Stranger: right now your mom is tied up right in the very room im in Stranger: now talk You: im not into knowing your fantasies thank you very much Stranger: ya well you touch yourself at night You: when wanking yes Stranger: thinking of your mom im sure You: nah, of you Stranger: oh good Stranger: i thought you would come around Stranger: cause while you think of me im in the bushed watching you thinking of me Stranger: bushes* Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: how are you You: yes im ok You: you? Stranger: fine thx Stranger: my name is james Stranger: whats yours You: Adolf Hitler Stranger: tosser Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Stranger: a man with one watchStranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koke Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 I'll admit, I did laugh out loud. Watch LD3 get a boner now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Possibly my proudest moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 How much did LD3 pay MTWG to post this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkzzz_ Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Just had a very interesting chat with a person that wanted to know what a unicorn's cock was like. Best conversation I have had in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Just had a very interesting chat with a person that wanted to know what a unicorn's cock was like.Best conversation I have had in years. What did you tell him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: europeans only You: are you anti anyone who isn't from Europe then? You: A bit like the BNP, although their anti everyone except the BNP Stranger: hehe You: Yes i am from Europe Stranger: BNP <3 You: I'm Nick Griffin You: In my office Stranger: OK You: Throwing darts out the window at Indians Stranger: yeah love that game You: I do to, it's fun isn't it You: Normal darts is boring but when theres an Indian i just get this urge and throw a few Stranger: i try and hit the dots on their foreheads Stranger: good times You: I'm more of an eye myself You: Blind them i say Stranger: may aswell You: Then they may become better drivers Stranger: true that You: So what are you doing now Stranger: spitting on muslims Stranger: the usual You: You racist bastard! You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You racist bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nod.E Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 17 & in the 'dog house' .. :laugh: I just got had. Stranger: hey You: ha ha ho ho hi hi Stranger: k You: k You: k You: racist mother ****er. Stranger: k You: Do you know any other letters from the alphabet? You: other than 'k'? Stranger: hey You: that's a word. You: I can't remember being taught 'a b c d e f g hey i j k l m n...' You: So what walk of life are you? You: or fly, or crawl, or stagger? You: most likely the latter? Stranger: k Stranger: your mum is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ol' Bob Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You: hello You: fooking hello Stranger: hi Stranger: i want to fook you,so ? You: really You: male or female Stranger: male3 You: hmmmm You: well it could work You: but i want to be on top You: you can do all the bending You: and you better lube up first mate You: ?? You: what do you say? Stranger: you are gay? You: yeah mate i'm well gay for it You: we can gay each other off You: c'mon, or are you scared?? You: you big queer Stranger: where r u Stranger: i fook you now You: anywhere you want Stranger: im top You: ok You: you wll have to refer to me as noel edmonds halfway through though You: are you okay with that? You: ?? Stranger: but i can't see you You: i will give you my email address ok? You: it is You: .... Stranger: ok You: hang on You: how old are you? Stranger: i just interested in female You: i am female really You: how old are you? Stranger: 22 You: im 11 years old you fooking creep You: im sending this to the police You: you wil be arrested You: i hope you do like it up the harris coz you will get plenty where you are off sunshine He then disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkzzz_ Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 What did you tell him I tried to explain how enormous they are and recommended it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkenzo Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You: TROJAN SENDING 94% COMPLETE Stranger: I HAVE BIG BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: TROJAN SENDING 96% COMPLETE Stranger: I HAVE BIG BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: TROJAN SENDING 98% COMPLETE Stranger: I HAVE BIG BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: TROJAN SENT Stranger: I HAVE BIG BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ousefox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You: hi Stranger: Hi! Stranger: How are you? You: fine you? Stranger: Fine You: Asl? Stranger: Sweden, f, 16 You: NICE Stranger: Do you have a girlfriend? You: I would dump her if your interested??? Stranger: Haha You: do you like football You: ? Stranger: Yupp You: even better! You: Who is your favourite player? Stranger: Pa Dembo Toray Stranger: And Jan Tauer You: Toray is a goalkeeper? Stranger: Nope, Dembo Stranger: Sorry XD Stranger: HAHAHA Stranger: Yes Stranger: xD You: ok.... You: Tauer looks a bit like Jesus Stranger: Noo You: he has long hair? Stranger: Yup You: therefore meaning..... Stranger: Can you send a pic? You: of Tauer? Stranger: No Stranger: Yourself Stranger: Stranger: You: this is me http://fcboro.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/barry-hayles.png You: I am actually a footballer. You: Not brilliant but hey! Stranger: Cool is that really you? You: Type my name into google then. Barry Hayles. You: You can call me Big Bazza if you want Stranger: http://linnirows.blogg.se/images/2009/ng_46337279.jpg This is me You: How can i be sure thats you?? Stranger: Wait! Stranger: http://linnirows.blogg.se/images/2009/linn...46_27817312.jpg Me with blonde hair Stranger: http://linnirows.blogg.se/images/2009/linn...35_27746615.jpg You: You have 1 great big mother****ing nose there. Stranger: Haha I know Stranger: I'm a transvestite Stranger: :3 You: wow You: i thought you looked like a bit of a disabled. You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterborofox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You: helloYou: fooking hello Stranger: hi Stranger: i want to fook you,so ? You: really You: male or female Stranger: male3 You: hmmmm You: well it could work You: but i want to be on top You: you can do all the bending You: and you better lube up first mate You: ?? You: what do you say? Stranger: you are gay? You: yeah mate i'm well gay for it You: we can gay each other off You: c'mon, or are you scared?? You: you big queer Stranger: where r u Stranger: i fook you now You: anywhere you want Stranger: im top You: ok You: you wll have to refer to me as noel edmonds halfway through though You: are you okay with that? You: ?? Stranger: but i can't see you You: i will give you my email address ok? You: it is You: .... Stranger: ok You: hang on You: how old are you? Stranger: i just interested in female You: i am female really You: how old are you? Stranger: 22 You: im 11 years old you fooking creep You: im sending this to the police You: you wil be arrested You: i hope you do like it up the harris coz you will get plenty where you are off sunshine He then disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevez Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey. You: tongiht is the night, for a feeling alright, we'll be making love the whole night through. so i'm saving all my love, yes i'm saving all my love, yes i'm saving all my love. for youuuuuu Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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