lavrentis Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 Stranger: i do it for the thugs and the mother****ing gangsters Stranger: u? You: foxestalk Stranger: oh ok ... thats gay Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AMYB101_LCFC Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heya Stranger: Hello Sweet Pea You: asl? Stranger: 20 /f /england Stranger: asl? You: 15 f england Stranger: oh you are just a teen, how sweet You: yeh very Stranger: what is your name? Stranger: OKay im not freaky im just trying to scare people, im also 15 You: Sarah You: is your name Phillip Peado? Stranger: no Stranger: Its Amy Stranger: im a girl You: wtf thats my name :L Stranger: you said your name was sarah You: i know Stranger: ok now we both lied Stranger: im not really 20 Stranger: and i dont usually say Sweet Pea You: are you a lez or summat? Stranger: no You: you sound it Stranger: im straight, i have a boyfriend You: whats his name? Stranger: Faly (its a weird name i know) You: thats my boyfriends name¬ You: *! Stranger: what? Stranger: seriously? You: yeah Stranger: thats creepy You: very You: are you sure your name isnt Phillip Peado cuz you reli seem like you're him? Stranger: no i am a girl Stranger: called Amy Thompson Stranger: and I have a boyfriend called Faly Mulder Stranger: i dont even know who Philip Peado is Stranger: who is he? You: hes the man who watches you through the window Stranger: right.... well i dont know who he is You: the one who tries to rape little kids Stranger: well its not me You: you better watch out Phillip Peado is everywhere Stranger: right... Stranger: never heard of him You: you shouldnt be telling people your name and your boyfriends name, i might even be Phillip Peado Stranger: omigosh are you? You: you never know Stranger: fook OFF Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ACF Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 Stranger: let me introduce myself to you Stranger: I'm Kelly Han Stranger: 22 years old Stranger: from Korea Stranger: doing Military job Stranger: ranked Sergeant Stranger: Soon be discharged Stranger: will go back to university and study again She might nuke me EDIT-- OKAY NOW IM SCARED!!! Stranger: do you use MSN? You: yeah Stranger: could I get your address? You: why? Stranger: I think we could be friends Stranger: and we can talk later more Stranger: omegle is just like bubble Stranger: It can disappear Stranger: I feel afraid to lose you EDIT2- She just said I sounded like a horse
Uncle Albert Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 I always pretend to be a 19 year old French girl.I tease the guys to believing I'll have sex with them, and when they ask for my number I'll cruelly disconnect.
ACF Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: male or female ? You: both Stranger: nice Stranger: so u have a dick, and a vagina? You: boobs n dick Stranger: ah
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 Omegle! Forgot about this badboy. I pretend to be a hot Romanian blonde, teasing people into having sex with me, then I'll cruely disconnect.
Trumpet Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi stranger Stranger: what´s up? You: my hemorrhoids Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Trumpet Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi, im a pervert Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Brainy Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: jason?!? Stranger: IM ON A BOAT! You: Stranger: jason poper Stranger: popper* You: hey its rick from work You: you remember me Stranger: yes ofc. Stranger: you were hte one who sexually harassed jennie You: now that's an over exaggeration. Stranger: dont lie, you went in for the kill when your grabbed her tit. You: cmon mate that was nearly 15 years ago now Stranger: you still have 'perv' tattooed on your forehead though bud. Stranger: its was a bad move. You: hmm i suppose. You: apparently she died in the mumbai bombings last year Stranger: oh dear, i hope you didnt attend her funeral. im not sure you would be welcome. You: i did go over You: but security wouldn't let me in You: apparently her parents warned them about me Stranger: im not sure they would have liked you to have felt up the corpse so i can see where they are coming from You: still i'd have liked to have payed my respects
the_bowman Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: jason?!? Stranger: IM ON A BOAT! You: Stranger: jason poper Stranger: popper* You: hey its rick from work You: you remember me Stranger: yes ofc. Stranger: you were hte one who sexually harassed jennie You: now that's an over exaggeration. Stranger: dont lie, you went in for the kill when your grabbed her tit. You: cmon mate that was nearly 15 years ago now Stranger: you still have 'perv' tattooed on your forehead though bud. Stranger: its was a bad move. You: hmm i suppose. You: apparently she died in the mumbai bombings last year Stranger: oh dear, i hope you didnt attend her funeral. im not sure you would be welcome. You: i did go over You: but security wouldn't let me in You: apparently her parents warned them about me Stranger: im not sure they would have liked you to have felt up the corpse so i can see where they are coming from You: still i'd have liked to have payed my respects You, sir, are fantastic!
samlcfc Posted 5 July 2009 Posted 5 July 2009 these are sum messed up people You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im going to beat the living fook out of you You: you just try booooooooiiiiiiii Stranger: what You: ill jib you up Stranger: ill fooking hit you in the face Stranger: do you understand Stranger: come on you tool Stranger: speak You: fukin come near me, ill chin ya Stranger: i like that shit Stranger: fook MY ASS Stranger: cum inside me Stranger: i need a thick dick Stranger: lets talk economics Stranger: what do you think about obamas policies You: i feel that hes quite the homeboy Stranger: i think if he isnt careful with intrest rates he will see inflation go out of control in the next couple years Stranger: but i think it was smart of the FED to let MS/Goldman repay their TARP funds You: yeh, i have no idea what your chattin bout Stranger: you wouldnt You: its all breeze to me Stranger: you pussy Stranger: shut up and fook my mouth You: why would i do that Stranger: good question Stranger: why the fook WOULDNT YOU DO THAT You: because my dick is too big Stranger: seriously Stranger: seriously serious You: you wanna get serious You: from day one, i said i was seriopus You: but nobody toook me serious Stranger: how fooking serious Stranger: is that You: so now i say boy better know Stranger: i couldnt be more serious about you being serious Stranger: is that some nigger rap song Stranger: or soemthing You: try sayin nigger to some1 from outside of your bedroom u dik hed Stranger: i do Stranger: i throw cotton on niggers lawns Stranger: and watch the pick it up Stranger: *them Stranger: fooking darkies You: that is stupidest shit i eva read Stranger: lolol!OL!O!L!!Ol
AjcW Posted 9 July 2009 Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: asl You: are u dyslexic Stranger: no I felt I should ask after he said asl after what it said the line above .... i got disconected after that question... shame i thought we had a good thing going...
ACF Posted 9 July 2009 Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: whats shaking? You: nm You: your a guy i guess Stranger: yes Stranger: you are mexican, i guess You: no You: australian You: how wrong are you You: ** Stranger: i just figured with your shitty grammar, you had to be something stupid, like a mexican You: thanks you called my grammar shitty You have disconnected
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 July 2009 Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: What up Stranger: fook off！ This is funny
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 July 2009 Posted 9 July 2009 Stranger: wild abra appears Stranger: wild abra uses teleport You: i just found a wart on my balls Stranger: wild abra flees
ACF Posted 9 July 2009 Posted 9 July 2009 Stranger: wild abra appearsStranger: wild abra uses teleport You: i just found a wart on my balls Stranger: wild abra flees Get back to work!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 July 2009 Posted 9 July 2009 Get back to work! You get back to..........school
Cal Posted 9 July 2009 Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi im 20yrold korean boy You: HERRRRRRRRRROOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ACF Posted 9 July 2009 Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi im 20yrold korean boy You: HERRRRRRRRRROOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected. I've just fallen off my chair.
ACF Posted 26 July 2009 Posted 26 July 2009 Stranger: You: hi Stranger: hi hi You: hru/ Stranger: who are you You: deoends who you are Stranger: a young people Stranger: aged 20 Stranger: sex male Stranger: your turn You: male 14 Stranger: younger huh?? Stranger: from?? You: mhmmm You: if ur looking for teenage girls just disconect Stranger: no no actually i llok for them but i wonder what 14-year-old child does here You: just talk to randoms Stranger: so i asked your location Stranger: to learn clock You: australia Stranger: allrightt Stranger: we love Harnold Kewell son Stranger: pai You: harry? Stranger: yee Stranger: Harry cool :9 Stranger: Harnold Kevell in real Stranger: harry is random You: im actually english, i just live here. You: but he is a legend Stranger: nice Stranger: you like football You: yah You: i play Stranger: and you re an arsenal fan?? You: god no Stranger: everton?* Stranger: tel me a city?? Stranger: london?? Stranger: i gonna found You: leicester mate You: Stranger: hmm leicester Stranger: Muzzy You: MUZZY IZZET 6!!!!! You: LEGEND!!!!! Stranger: yesss You: MUZZY! You: where you from- turkey? Stranger: once upon a time Stranger: as you understand You: no, i dont understand Stranger: cmon You: i dont understand You: you're from turkey? Stranger: ohh Stranger: yes Stranger: Kewell izzet Stranger: Kewell plays for us You: you support galatasaray then? Stranger: izzet was Turkish Stranger: Right You: Stranger: i like Blackburn too Stranger: not as Galatasaray but Stranger: from football manager 2009 Stranger: i controlled them for a long time You: Stranger: Santa Cruz, Emerton, Warnock Stranger: i can tell all players Stranger: ok kid take care of you You: Stranger: paiii You: byyeeeee
Guest Posted 26 July 2009 Posted 26 July 2009 You: What upStranger: fook off！ This is funny Nothing like a quality conversation
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 July 2009 Posted 26 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: good morning Stranger: Good morning! Stranger: Have you slept well? You: i've got to head out soon but I feel we can really improve the world in a very short space of time You: I slept surprisingly well, yes. Stranger: Great! Stranger: I didnt sleep at all You: why was that? Stranger: Welll...... My girlfriend was kinda rough on me...But im a girl myself too Stranger: She wouldnt let me sleep You: my names Nussul, can I have your MSN please? Stranger: no, sorry. You: this always happens to me Stranger: Noone gives out their msn, sorry You: not to Nussul, no Stranger: We can chat on here though! You: Albert gets pics of hot Dutch girls. Nussul never gets anything You: its a crying shame really Stranger: Then pretend youre albert Stranger: But you wont get my msn either, sorry Stranger: I dont like to give out personal information, my apologies. You: I feel we have reached an impasse Stranger: Why? Stranger: We can just continue talking if you want You: Well yeah but I need a shower and then I'm going off to watch the Wembley Cup round my mates house Stranger: Have fun! You: you too! You: what country are you from by the way? for my records? Stranger: I told you already i think Stranger: Oh, Holland You: Holland! Do you know Albert? Stranger: Albert who? You: Uncle Albert Stranger: Sorry, there are lots of uncle alberts You: there are. he has a lot of anger when it comes to the big football matches Stranger: So i dont know which ne you mean You: your english is suspiciously good. Stranger: I can talk dutch too if you want me to You: that would be spectacular Stranger: Maar dan zou je er helemaal niks van verstaan Stranger: You: i didn't understand a word of that Stranger: Means: you wouldnt understand it. You: are you the dutch version of Mystic Meg? Stranger: Who? You: whatever happened to her? she was so famous for a while there You: she's an English psychic Stranger: I dont know her, sorry You: i think the only Dutch word I know is voetbal Stranger: voetbal Stranger: soccer ball Stranger: or just soccer Stranger: or football You: correct. and Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Stranger: thats a footballer Stranger: or footbal player You: I do think it would be a real shame if he wasted his talents on such a mediocre team as Tottenham Hotspur, don't you think? Stranger: Dont really know the words for tgat You: are you and your girlfriend not into football? Stranger: I dont know much about fottball Stranger: *football Stranger: Nah, i dont really like it Stranger: She doesnt either You: i imagine you're too busy being rough with each other Stranger: Not at the moment, no Stranger: We just dont like football. You: thats fine, i can appreciate that Stranger: Sooo... whats it like where you live? You: whats the Dutch for - Lloyd Dyer My Lord? You: well its pretty average. whats the Dutch for - Lloyd Dyer My Lord? Stranger: I dont know what lord dyer is, so i cant translate that Stranger: *Llod dyer Stranger: *Lloyd Stranger: Is it a name? You: Lloyd Dyer is a satellite of the planet Neptune Stranger: My Lord= Mijn Meester/God You: named after a Leicester City player You: Lloyd Dyer Mijn Meester! Fabulous Stranger: Lord means god most of the times Stranger: Doesnt it? You: i've only been to Holland once. I had a connecting flight at Schiphol airport. I was only there about 10 minutes, but the pornography on display in the airport newsagents... my virgin eyes! it was quite splendid You: i talked to a man from Alkmaar on the plane Stranger: What was his name? You: i can't remember. he had a moustache You: but he might have shaved that off by now Stranger: Then i dont know him You: we were so close for a second there Stranger: I know a few peolple from alkmaar, but not one who ever had a moustache You: maybe he shaved it off before you met him You: i thought he was quite personable You: whats the most useful thing you think you could teach me? other than the Dutch for Lloyd Dyer My Lord Stranger: I dont know Stranger: what do you want me to translate? You: it doesnt have to be a Dutch language translation. anything You: tell me something I didn't know 10 minutes ago Stranger: Hello=Hallo How are you?=Hoe gaat het? You: fantastic You: that's going to sort me for the first 30 seconds when I visit Holland properly You: although I may receive short shrift from the passport checking people You: they're usually fairly anti-conversational Stranger: Sometimes they dont talk at all Stranger: Theyre kinda boring You: I'd be boring if I sat in a box checking passports all day You: do you have a job? Stranger: Me too Stranger: Nah, not at the moment Stranger: I want to go work at a bakery, woth one of my friends Stranger: But its a bit far away to go every saturday You: is it in Alkmaar? Stranger: Nope Stranger: its near Rotterdam You: that was the title of a teeth-grindingly irritating Beautiful South song Stranger: Stranger: I hate dutch songs Stranger: And irritating ones You: what music do you listen to? Stranger: Erm... System of a down Stranger: You? You: I have known and loved them. Stranger: Theyre awesome Stranger: Ive got every cd of em Stranger: Did you hear that theyre coming back together? You: I didn't know that. There we go, you've told me something I didn't know 10 minutes ago. We have achieved something Stranger: Great You: what about food? Do you like Edam? Stranger: Yeah! I like cheese You: I know you have aspirations to work in a bakery rather than any sort of cheese factory but is it true that's it made backwards? Stranger: What do you mean? Stranger: They make it from milk You: i thought Edam was made backwards? Stranger: I dont know Stranger: I just eat it, i dont know how its made You: Edam - Made. Edam - Made. Come on. You: Made backwards Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edam_(cheese) You: just a little Dutch joke for you Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edam_(cheese) here, edam You: ok never mind. thats great, thank you You: the red peel always annoyed me as a child Stranger: I know Stranger: If you reach that, it means youre out of cheese You: and no-one wants that You: is Edam your favourite cheese? Stranger: Nah, ill give you a wiki of the cheese like You: Appeldoorn? Stranger: I dont know the english name for it You: actually, that might not be a cheese. that might just be where Sergio Hellings comes from You: i forget Stranger: http://www.kaasboerderijvanveen.nl/images/komijnenkaas.jpg this, komijnenkaas You: that's a cheese, that's not some Dutch lesbian pornography site that will wreak a virus upon my computer? Stranger: thats cheese, i promise You: i've given it a whirl and yes i can confirm it is indeed cheese You: (that was for our live radio audience, alleged pictures of cheese are quite irrelevant to them otherwise) You: are they pepper corns in that cheese? Stranger: I dont know You: its your favourite cheese though! you must know what the brown bits are! Stranger: Komijnen Stranger: You: i wouldnt eat cheese with unidentified brown bits in Stranger: Theyre komijnen Stranger: i dont know the english name for it You: for the benefit again of our radio audience, i'm currently translating Komijnen on Google Stranger: radio audience? You: its come back as "Doorframe" Stranger: thats kozijnen You: ah Stranger: but what radio audience? You: oh. that. I'm a radio presenter on a national British radio station Stranger: Can i listen to it online? You: sadly not. we haven't got the licences You: you can listen to our sister station, www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/local_radio/ You: but they usually just play A-Ha and talk about markets and stuff Stranger: I dont really like that You: No, I don't think anybody under the age of 55 does Stranger: That explains it You: for the benefit of our radio audience, I've looked into Komijnen and its come back as "Cumin" You: i put cumin in my curries sometimes Stranger: Cumincheese is pretty good if yyou ever visit holland again, you should buy a komijnenkaas You: i will ensure that i do Stranger: Anyways, i kinda have to go in a minute You: i really have to get going now as well, I really need that shower... and err... my radio show is finishing Stranger: Its pretty much lunch time, its 12:48 in here You: can you please confirm, for our records, that you definitely, indubitably, 100% are a dutch lesbian Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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