Tevez Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 Saucy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkenzo Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 Speaking to some awesome Swedish guy on here now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 Stranger: i do it for the thugs and the mother****ing gangsters Stranger: u? You: foxestalk Stranger: oh ok ... thats gay Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMYB101_LCFC Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heya Stranger: Hello Sweet Pea You: asl? Stranger: 20 /f /england Stranger: asl? You: 15 f england Stranger: oh you are just a teen, how sweet You: yeh very Stranger: what is your name? Stranger: OKay im not freaky im just trying to scare people, im also 15 You: Sarah You: is your name Phillip Peado? Stranger: no Stranger: Its Amy Stranger: im a girl You: wtf thats my name :L Stranger: you said your name was sarah You: i know Stranger: ok now we both lied Stranger: im not really 20 Stranger: and i dont usually say Sweet Pea You: are you a lez or summat? Stranger: no You: you sound it Stranger: im straight, i have a boyfriend You: whats his name? Stranger: Faly (its a weird name i know) You: thats my boyfriends name¬ You: *! Stranger: what? Stranger: seriously? You: yeah Stranger: thats creepy You: very You: are you sure your name isnt Phillip Peado cuz you reli seem like you're him? Stranger: no i am a girl Stranger: called Amy Thompson Stranger: and I have a boyfriend called Faly Mulder Stranger: i dont even know who Philip Peado is Stranger: who is he? You: hes the man who watches you through the window Stranger: right.... well i dont know who he is You: the one who tries to rape little kids Stranger: well its not me You: you better watch out Phillip Peado is everywhere Stranger: right... Stranger: never heard of him You: you shouldnt be telling people your name and your boyfriends name, i might even be Phillip Peado Stranger: omigosh are you? You: you never know Stranger: fook OFF Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 Stranger: let me introduce myself to you Stranger: I'm Kelly Han Stranger: 22 years old Stranger: from Korea Stranger: doing Military job Stranger: ranked Sergeant Stranger: Soon be discharged Stranger: will go back to university and study again She might nuke me EDIT-- OKAY NOW IM SCARED!!! Stranger: do you use MSN? You: yeah Stranger: could I get your address? You: why? Stranger: I think we could be friends Stranger: and we can talk later more Stranger: omegle is just like bubble Stranger: It can disappear Stranger: I feel afraid to lose you EDIT2- She just said I sounded like a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 I always pretend to be a 19 year old French girl.I tease the guys to believing I'll have sex with them, and when they ask for my number I'll cruelly disconnect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: male or female ? You: both Stranger: nice Stranger: so u have a dick, and a vagina? You: boobs n dick Stranger: ah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 Omegle! Forgot about this badboy. I pretend to be a hot Romanian blonde, teasing people into having sex with me, then I'll cruely disconnect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpet Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi stranger Stranger: what´s up? You: my hemorrhoids Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trumpet Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi, im a pervert Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkenzo Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: jason?!? Stranger: IM ON A BOAT! You: Stranger: jason poper Stranger: popper* You: hey its rick from work You: you remember me Stranger: yes ofc. Stranger: you were hte one who sexually harassed jennie You: now that's an over exaggeration. Stranger: dont lie, you went in for the kill when your grabbed her tit. You: cmon mate that was nearly 15 years ago now Stranger: you still have 'perv' tattooed on your forehead though bud. Stranger: its was a bad move. You: hmm i suppose. You: apparently she died in the mumbai bombings last year Stranger: oh dear, i hope you didnt attend her funeral. im not sure you would be welcome. You: i did go over You: but security wouldn't let me in You: apparently her parents warned them about me Stranger: im not sure they would have liked you to have felt up the corpse so i can see where they are coming from You: still i'd have liked to have payed my respects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: jason?!? Stranger: IM ON A BOAT! You: Stranger: jason poper Stranger: popper* You: hey its rick from work You: you remember me Stranger: yes ofc. Stranger: you were hte one who sexually harassed jennie You: now that's an over exaggeration. Stranger: dont lie, you went in for the kill when your grabbed her tit. You: cmon mate that was nearly 15 years ago now Stranger: you still have 'perv' tattooed on your forehead though bud. Stranger: its was a bad move. You: hmm i suppose. You: apparently she died in the mumbai bombings last year Stranger: oh dear, i hope you didnt attend her funeral. im not sure you would be welcome. You: i did go over You: but security wouldn't let me in You: apparently her parents warned them about me Stranger: im not sure they would have liked you to have felt up the corpse so i can see where they are coming from You: still i'd have liked to have payed my respects You, sir, are fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samlcfc Posted 5 July 2009 Share Posted 5 July 2009 these are sum messed up people You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im going to beat the living fook out of you You: you just try booooooooiiiiiiii Stranger: what You: ill jib you up Stranger: ill fooking hit you in the face Stranger: do you understand Stranger: come on you tool Stranger: speak You: fukin come near me, ill chin ya Stranger: i like that shit Stranger: fook MY ASS Stranger: cum inside me Stranger: i need a thick dick Stranger: lets talk economics Stranger: what do you think about obamas policies You: i feel that hes quite the homeboy Stranger: i think if he isnt careful with intrest rates he will see inflation go out of control in the next couple years Stranger: but i think it was smart of the FED to let MS/Goldman repay their TARP funds You: yeh, i have no idea what your chattin bout Stranger: you wouldnt You: its all breeze to me Stranger: you pussy Stranger: shut up and fook my mouth You: why would i do that Stranger: good question Stranger: why the fook WOULDNT YOU DO THAT You: because my dick is too big Stranger: seriously Stranger: seriously serious You: you wanna get serious You: from day one, i said i was seriopus You: but nobody toook me serious Stranger: how fooking serious Stranger: is that You: so now i say boy better know Stranger: i couldnt be more serious about you being serious Stranger: is that some nigger rap song Stranger: or soemthing You: try sayin nigger to some1 from outside of your bedroom u dik hed Stranger: i do Stranger: i throw cotton on niggers lawns Stranger: and watch the pick it up Stranger: *them Stranger: fooking darkies You: that is stupidest shit i eva read Stranger: lolol!OL!O!L!!Ol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AjcW Posted 9 July 2009 Share Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: asl You: are u dyslexic Stranger: no I felt I should ask after he said asl after what it said the line above .... i got disconected after that question... shame i thought we had a good thing going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 9 July 2009 Share Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: whats shaking? You: nm You: your a guy i guess Stranger: yes Stranger: you are mexican, i guess You: no You: australian You: how wrong are you You: ** Stranger: i just figured with your shitty grammar, you had to be something stupid, like a mexican You: thanks you called my grammar shitty You have disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 July 2009 Share Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: What up Stranger: fook off！ This is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 July 2009 Share Posted 9 July 2009 Stranger: wild abra appears Stranger: wild abra uses teleport You: i just found a wart on my balls Stranger: wild abra flees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 9 July 2009 Share Posted 9 July 2009 Stranger: wild abra appearsStranger: wild abra uses teleport You: i just found a wart on my balls Stranger: wild abra flees Get back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 July 2009 Share Posted 9 July 2009 Get back to work! You get back to..........school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 9 July 2009 Share Posted 9 July 2009 You get back to..........school Holidays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Posted 9 July 2009 Share Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi im 20yrold korean boy You: HERRRRRRRRRROOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 9 July 2009 Share Posted 9 July 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi im 20yrold korean boy You: HERRRRRRRRRROOOOOO Your conversational partner has disconnected. I've just fallen off my chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 Stranger: You: hi Stranger: hi hi You: hru/ Stranger: who are you You: deoends who you are Stranger: a young people Stranger: aged 20 Stranger: sex male Stranger: your turn You: male 14 Stranger: younger huh?? Stranger: from?? You: mhmmm You: if ur looking for teenage girls just disconect Stranger: no no actually i llok for them but i wonder what 14-year-old child does here You: just talk to randoms Stranger: so i asked your location Stranger: to learn clock You: australia Stranger: allrightt Stranger: we love Harnold Kewell son Stranger: pai You: harry? Stranger: yee Stranger: Harry cool :9 Stranger: Harnold Kevell in real Stranger: harry is random You: im actually english, i just live here. You: but he is a legend Stranger: nice Stranger: you like football You: yah You: i play Stranger: and you re an arsenal fan?? You: god no Stranger: everton?* Stranger: tel me a city?? Stranger: london?? Stranger: i gonna found You: leicester mate You: Stranger: hmm leicester Stranger: Muzzy You: MUZZY IZZET 6!!!!! You: LEGEND!!!!! Stranger: yesss You: MUZZY! You: where you from- turkey? Stranger: once upon a time Stranger: as you understand You: no, i dont understand Stranger: cmon You: i dont understand You: you're from turkey? Stranger: ohh Stranger: yes Stranger: Kewell izzet Stranger: Kewell plays for us You: you support galatasaray then? Stranger: izzet was Turkish Stranger: Right You: Stranger: i like Blackburn too Stranger: not as Galatasaray but Stranger: from football manager 2009 Stranger: i controlled them for a long time You: Stranger: Santa Cruz, Emerton, Warnock Stranger: i can tell all players Stranger: ok kid take care of you You: Stranger: paiii You: byyeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 You: What upStranger: fook off！ This is funny Nothing like a quality conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 26 July 2009 Share Posted 26 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: good morning Stranger: Good morning! Stranger: Have you slept well? You: i've got to head out soon but I feel we can really improve the world in a very short space of time You: I slept surprisingly well, yes. Stranger: Great! Stranger: I didnt sleep at all You: why was that? Stranger: Welll...... My girlfriend was kinda rough on me...But im a girl myself too Stranger: She wouldnt let me sleep You: my names Nussul, can I have your MSN please? Stranger: no, sorry. You: this always happens to me Stranger: Noone gives out their msn, sorry You: not to Nussul, no Stranger: We can chat on here though! You: Albert gets pics of hot Dutch girls. Nussul never gets anything You: its a crying shame really Stranger: Then pretend youre albert Stranger: But you wont get my msn either, sorry Stranger: I dont like to give out personal information, my apologies. You: I feel we have reached an impasse Stranger: Why? Stranger: We can just continue talking if you want You: Well yeah but I need a shower and then I'm going off to watch the Wembley Cup round my mates house Stranger: Have fun! You: you too! You: what country are you from by the way? for my records? Stranger: I told you already i think Stranger: Oh, Holland You: Holland! Do you know Albert? Stranger: Albert who? You: Uncle Albert Stranger: Sorry, there are lots of uncle alberts You: there are. he has a lot of anger when it comes to the big football matches Stranger: So i dont know which ne you mean You: your english is suspiciously good. Stranger: I can talk dutch too if you want me to You: that would be spectacular Stranger: Maar dan zou je er helemaal niks van verstaan Stranger: You: i didn't understand a word of that Stranger: Means: you wouldnt understand it. You: are you the dutch version of Mystic Meg? Stranger: Who? You: whatever happened to her? she was so famous for a while there You: she's an English psychic Stranger: I dont know her, sorry You: i think the only Dutch word I know is voetbal Stranger: voetbal Stranger: soccer ball Stranger: or just soccer Stranger: or football You: correct. and Klaas-Jan Huntelaar Stranger: thats a footballer Stranger: or footbal player You: I do think it would be a real shame if he wasted his talents on such a mediocre team as Tottenham Hotspur, don't you think? Stranger: Dont really know the words for tgat You: are you and your girlfriend not into football? Stranger: I dont know much about fottball Stranger: *football Stranger: Nah, i dont really like it Stranger: She doesnt either You: i imagine you're too busy being rough with each other Stranger: Not at the moment, no Stranger: We just dont like football. You: thats fine, i can appreciate that Stranger: Sooo... whats it like where you live? You: whats the Dutch for - Lloyd Dyer My Lord? You: well its pretty average. whats the Dutch for - Lloyd Dyer My Lord? Stranger: I dont know what lord dyer is, so i cant translate that Stranger: *Llod dyer Stranger: *Lloyd Stranger: Is it a name? You: Lloyd Dyer is a satellite of the planet Neptune Stranger: My Lord= Mijn Meester/God You: named after a Leicester City player You: Lloyd Dyer Mijn Meester! Fabulous Stranger: Lord means god most of the times Stranger: Doesnt it? You: i've only been to Holland once. I had a connecting flight at Schiphol airport. I was only there about 10 minutes, but the pornography on display in the airport newsagents... my virgin eyes! it was quite splendid You: i talked to a man from Alkmaar on the plane Stranger: What was his name? You: i can't remember. he had a moustache You: but he might have shaved that off by now Stranger: Then i dont know him You: we were so close for a second there Stranger: I know a few peolple from alkmaar, but not one who ever had a moustache You: maybe he shaved it off before you met him You: i thought he was quite personable You: whats the most useful thing you think you could teach me? other than the Dutch for Lloyd Dyer My Lord Stranger: I dont know Stranger: what do you want me to translate? You: it doesnt have to be a Dutch language translation. anything You: tell me something I didn't know 10 minutes ago Stranger: Hello=Hallo How are you?=Hoe gaat het? You: fantastic You: that's going to sort me for the first 30 seconds when I visit Holland properly You: although I may receive short shrift from the passport checking people You: they're usually fairly anti-conversational Stranger: Sometimes they dont talk at all Stranger: Theyre kinda boring You: I'd be boring if I sat in a box checking passports all day You: do you have a job? Stranger: Me too Stranger: Nah, not at the moment Stranger: I want to go work at a bakery, woth one of my friends Stranger: But its a bit far away to go every saturday You: is it in Alkmaar? Stranger: Nope Stranger: its near Rotterdam You: that was the title of a teeth-grindingly irritating Beautiful South song Stranger: Stranger: I hate dutch songs Stranger: And irritating ones You: what music do you listen to? Stranger: Erm... System of a down Stranger: You? You: I have known and loved them. Stranger: Theyre awesome Stranger: Ive got every cd of em Stranger: Did you hear that theyre coming back together? You: I didn't know that. There we go, you've told me something I didn't know 10 minutes ago. We have achieved something Stranger: Great You: what about food? Do you like Edam? Stranger: Yeah! I like cheese You: I know you have aspirations to work in a bakery rather than any sort of cheese factory but is it true that's it made backwards? Stranger: What do you mean? Stranger: They make it from milk You: i thought Edam was made backwards? Stranger: I dont know Stranger: I just eat it, i dont know how its made You: Edam - Made. Edam - Made. Come on. You: Made backwards Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edam_(cheese) You: just a little Dutch joke for you Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edam_(cheese) here, edam You: ok never mind. thats great, thank you You: the red peel always annoyed me as a child Stranger: I know Stranger: If you reach that, it means youre out of cheese You: and no-one wants that You: is Edam your favourite cheese? Stranger: Nah, ill give you a wiki of the cheese like You: Appeldoorn? Stranger: I dont know the english name for it You: actually, that might not be a cheese. that might just be where Sergio Hellings comes from You: i forget Stranger: http://www.kaasboerderijvanveen.nl/images/komijnenkaas.jpg this, komijnenkaas You: that's a cheese, that's not some Dutch lesbian pornography site that will wreak a virus upon my computer? Stranger: thats cheese, i promise You: i've given it a whirl and yes i can confirm it is indeed cheese You: (that was for our live radio audience, alleged pictures of cheese are quite irrelevant to them otherwise) You: are they pepper corns in that cheese? Stranger: I dont know You: its your favourite cheese though! you must know what the brown bits are! Stranger: Komijnen Stranger: You: i wouldnt eat cheese with unidentified brown bits in Stranger: Theyre komijnen Stranger: i dont know the english name for it You: for the benefit again of our radio audience, i'm currently translating Komijnen on Google Stranger: radio audience? You: its come back as "Doorframe" Stranger: thats kozijnen You: ah Stranger: but what radio audience? You: oh. that. I'm a radio presenter on a national British radio station Stranger: Can i listen to it online? You: sadly not. we haven't got the licences You: you can listen to our sister station, www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/local_radio/ You: but they usually just play A-Ha and talk about markets and stuff Stranger: I dont really like that You: No, I don't think anybody under the age of 55 does Stranger: That explains it You: for the benefit of our radio audience, I've looked into Komijnen and its come back as "Cumin" You: i put cumin in my curries sometimes Stranger: Cumincheese is pretty good if yyou ever visit holland again, you should buy a komijnenkaas You: i will ensure that i do Stranger: Anyways, i kinda have to go in a minute You: i really have to get going now as well, I really need that shower... and err... my radio show is finishing Stranger: Its pretty much lunch time, its 12:48 in here You: can you please confirm, for our records, that you definitely, indubitably, 100% are a dutch lesbian Your conversational partner has disconnected. 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