Granno Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 Forgot how hilarious this is.Stranger: cyber sex ? Stranger: female You: pics? Stranger: http://www.holyfrak.com/images/sexygirls/2.jpg You: not bad Stranger: want it then You: why not Stranger: ok Stranger: i want your cock Stranger: in my mouth Stranger: is it big babe You: 9 inches of pure dissapointment Your conversational partner has disconnected. So close and yet so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granno Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 Stranger: i live here in the southern finland Stranger: near city turku You: is turku a big city? Stranger: not very big Stranger: but one of the biggest in finland You: cool Stranger: i was there yesterdayy You: doing some shopping? Stranger: yes,how did u know? You: I've been stalking you for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
act smiley Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 I rapidly descended into speaking languages I don't understand, which resulted in Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: y clwb pel droed? Stranger: what??? You: pel... droed... You: croeso, Baglor mewn gwyddoniath Stranger: ma non capisco. Where are you from You: adran dau You: Iwan Roberts y Gymraeg Stranger: im italian You: Iwan Roberts, pel droed? You: Iwan Roberts > Francesco Totti ? Stranger: marco di vaio You: Stranger: very misterious Stranger: hello You: Stranger: bye bye You: nooooo Stranger: oh my god yes You: I haven't finished translating Iwan is a Welshman into Welsh yet Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 I don't care if it was my post - This is brilliant. BRILLIANT. Im literally cracking up. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeShingler Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 Yes Dev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watchStranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. How did this escape my attention for so long?!?!?! :laugh:! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watchStranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.Lisemore Posted 28 April 2009 Share Posted 28 April 2009 My first chat <_< Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are you a girl? You: yep. Stranger: Me too! You: its great being a girl isn't it Stranger: I'm Sara from Italy.... Stranger: yes I think.. You: Stranger: How old are you? You: 21 You: you? Stranger: 20 You: cool. Stranger: Yep Stranger: you are a guy? You: nahh im a girl promise You: but im a lesbian you see. Stranger: I'm not... Stranger: I like to chat with girls... but not lesbians! You: why not its great fun. You: i could show you a good time... Stranger: No You: Arghh come on, don't be like that. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Well that went well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 29 April 2009 Share Posted 29 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watch Stranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. I don't care if it was my post - This is brilliant. BRILLIANT. It really is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 29 April 2009 Share Posted 29 April 2009 Stranger: a man with one watchStranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. Still think this post deserves it's own appreciation thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 29 April 2009 Share Posted 29 April 2009 Still think this post deserves it's own appreciation thread. Do it Nihat, it's worth it. Think of the people that haven't seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommeh Posted 29 April 2009 Share Posted 29 April 2009 Ben that is wonderful, I owe you a drink sat night now My 2nd ever attempt at this, I think we we're both a bit pissed off!! Stranger: hi You: yoooooo You: m/f Stranger: m/f You: m Stranger: m You: weak Stranger: fook Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syston_fox Posted 29 April 2009 Share Posted 29 April 2009 Stranger: hi You: dave? Stranger: no, steve You: ahhh wrong person. Sorry! You have disconnected. This site is bizarre!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkenzo Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: egg You: egg? Stranger: egg You: what's wrong with the egg? Stranger: egg You: my god... how old are you? Stranger: egg You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 I think this entire thread is genius. I'm of the opinion that all the oddos from around the globe are on this site but I have had some conversations that have made me laugh so much!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 I always pretend to be a 19 year old French girl. I tease the guys to believing I'll have sex with them, and when they ask for my number I'll cruelly disconnect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: Hiya!! Stranger: u boy? You: I prefer to thing man!! You: You? Stranger: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 Some right weirdos!! ... I think he was looking for a lady to talk to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 Some right weirdos!! ... I think he was looking for a lady to talk to. It was directed more at Nussul... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samlcfc Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 Stranger: hiYou: dave? Stranger: no, steve You: ahhh wrong person. Sorry! You have disconnected. This site is bizarre!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Ryan? You: Eric? Stranger: yeah! You: Holy shit man it's been years! Stranger: fook man i know! You: Jeez how you been? Last I saw was that night... and I don't even remember what happened dude! Stranger: I've been doing pretty great. Gah dont even remind me of that night hah Stranger: how are you? You: Yeah I'm doing good man, moved up north a few months back You: got settles into the new job, back in sales, what about you? Stranger: things have been kinda the same. still traveling to different venues, trying to get signed. You: Yeah I feel the pain man, feel the pain. So did it ever happen? Stranger: i've gotta meeting on monday. hopefully it all works out. Stranger: this is my dream ya know? You: Yeah I know dude I know, feel good for ya You: And did you ever find it? Stranger: yeah, i know this is my shot. You: Take it man, take t with both hands and shag it up the arse Stranger: yeah dude i totally will Stranger: how's your girl been? are yall still together? You: I killed her Stranger: fook dude what happened? You: Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Candlestick Stranger: dude, impressive. You: Hells yeah Stranger: well man i gotta get going. good cathing up with ya You: Yeah take care dude, carry your 9mm Stranger: i will, dont worry Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sometimes I think it's even funnier when you're both on the wind up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkenzo Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 bowman thats quality :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevez Posted 4 July 2009 Share Posted 4 July 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi do u wna c my cock on cam? You: oh yeah ;-) xxx Stranger: msn..? You: youralittle****[email protected] You: mwah xxxxx Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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