lavrentis Posted 30 July 2009 Share Posted 30 July 2009 Yeah I posted it but it weren't me, was one of me family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ol' Bob Posted 30 July 2009 Share Posted 30 July 2009 You: yo Stranger: what's up? You: nothing much You: ive been gardening thats all You: uphill gardening Stranger: where are you from ? You: leicester You: you? Stranger: taiwan You: how many? You: oh, just the one... You: ba dum tishhh Stranger: ? You: smell my cheese? Stranger: your cheese ? You: yeah You: come on You: smell my cheese Stranger: what is it mean ? You: it means You: you smell my cheese basically You: its a vintage cheddar You: it's won awards You: it's probably won more awards than your uncle has made toys You: MADE IN TAIWAN Stranger: sorry You: you lot have to make everything!! You: it's just a bit unfair isn't it. You: do you agree? Stranger: yeah You: yeah i had a feeling you might..........slacker. You: any weapons of mass destruction we should be worrying about? You: that you might have laying around? You: put my mind at ease? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilworthfox Posted 30 July 2009 Share Posted 30 July 2009 Stranger: wanna roleplay pokemon? I call Misty! You: play misty for me? Stranger: only if youre ash You: Don't go crazy on me Stranger: I wont. You: Do you listen to alot of radio? Stranger: No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfc_jme Posted 31 July 2009 Share Posted 31 July 2009 Hey young world, I'm the new Slick Rick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 31 July 2009 Share Posted 31 July 2009 Hey young world, I'm the new Slick Rick. They say I move too quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfc_jme Posted 31 July 2009 Share Posted 31 July 2009 They say I move too quick! You can't join in. I'm mad real mad Joe Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bowman Posted 8 August 2009 Share Posted 8 August 2009 Stranger: a wild ABRA appears You: wild ABRA has fled You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanScott Posted 9 August 2009 Share Posted 9 August 2009 You: yooo Stranger: Hey nig Stranger: You nude? You: hell yeah You: got my cock out You: yourself? You: "touching" yourself? mmmmm Stranger: :c Stranger: Do you have a sister? You: i wish!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 August 2009 Share Posted 9 August 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: f/m You: f Stranger: age You: 19 Stranger: me to Stranger: im m Stranger: are you fat You: no Stranger: have you go big boobs? You: have you got a big dick? Stranger: ye You: no you've not You: or you wouldn't be on here looking for girls Stranger: wanna se a pick ? Stranger: OF ME You: i really don't want to see a photo of your scabby cock Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/adalmadurinn You: you look like a rapist Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaspa Posted 19 July 2012 Share Posted 19 July 2012 I was just trolling this hard as you have an option of now asking two strangers questions anonymously Asked randoms gems like : ' how to kill neighboors cat and make look accident ??? ' ' What is a Lemonparty ? ' and ' why does dady keep touch me ?? ' Brang me the best lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox92 Posted 19 July 2012 Share Posted 19 July 2012 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: f/m You: f Stranger: age You: 19 Stranger: me to Stranger: im m Stranger: are you fat You: no Stranger: have you go big boobs? You: have you got a big dick? Stranger: ye You: no you've not You: or you wouldn't be on here looking for girls Stranger: wanna se a pick ? Stranger: OF ME You: i really don't want to see a photo of your scabby cock Stranger: http://www.facebook....p#/adalmadurinn You: you look like a rapist Your conversational partner has disconnected. Only took me three years to discover this, but; lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 19 July 2012 Share Posted 19 July 2012 I had a wow conversation with this sexy foreign bird. She has her own home, and want's me to shack up with her! I said yes, and so I am moving into her igloo next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 20 July 2012 Share Posted 20 July 2012 Ah, Omegle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 22 August 2012 Share Posted 22 August 2012 Still just as juvenile after three years. Stranger: Hi , this is Dan You: Hi, this is Fran! Stranger: I'm Dan the man. You: I ****ing love flan Stranger: I've got a plan You: I've been to Kazakhstan. Stranger: And moved to Kharazan You: That's just ****ing stupid. Get out. Stranger: Why don't you want Dan here? You: Because he's queer. Stranger: No, you are Queer. Stranger: Dan is the man Stranger: I'm the man named Dan You: But I prefer beer. Stranger: You prefer beer with some pee on it You: I like to wear a frilly bonnet. Stranger: That's ****ed up You: My bed's tucked up. Stranger: That's why Fran is an idiot Stranger: and Dan is the man Stranger: Your bed is gay Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderbyFox Posted 23 August 2012 Share Posted 23 August 2012 Still just as juvenile after three years. Stranger: Hi , this is Dan You: Hi, this is Fran! Stranger: I'm Dan the man. You: I ****ing love flan Stranger: I've got a plan You: I've been to Kazakhstan. Stranger: And moved to Kharazan You: That's just ****ing stupid. Get out. Stranger: Why don't you want Dan here? You: Because he's queer. Stranger: No, you are Queer. Stranger: Dan is the man Stranger: I'm the man named Dan You: But I prefer beer. Stranger: You prefer beer with some pee on it You: I like to wear a frilly bonnet. Stranger: That's ****ed up You: My bed's tucked up. Stranger: That's why Fran is an idiot Stranger: and Dan is the man Stranger: Your bed is gay Your conversational partner has disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 August 2012 Share Posted 23 August 2012 Oh Omegle how many hours at work i wasted on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenny_fox Posted 23 August 2012 Share Posted 23 August 2012 anybody waiting for Leicesterpool to have a go on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertine Dream Posted 23 August 2012 Share Posted 23 August 2012 On Android, theres an Omegle app with a feature called double spy. Lets you spy on a random conversation and join in without them know. Quite amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny. Posted 23 August 2012 Share Posted 23 August 2012 Stranger: Male, 23, San Francisco Stranger: hi You: Aids? Stranger: Stranger: no Stranger: straight You: straight people get aids too Stranger: along with 85% of us here Stranger: also virgin Stranger: and don't touch blood Stranger: so Stranger: no aids You: 23 and a virgin? Stranger: yes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom17LCFC Posted 12 December 2012 Share Posted 12 December 2012 So satisfying when somones falls for all the bullsh*t hahahahaha. Convinced a lad I was a girl from the same state as him in America: Stranger: hahaha Stranger: right Stranger: seriously tho Stranger: ive never met a md person on the internet before Stranger: this is a sign You: haha me neither, kinda cute Stranger: hahaha Stranger: what are the chances???? You: i know right!! Stranger: internet fails conversation ends*** Stranger: hahaha that would be bad timing Stranger: hahaha You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxfanazer Posted 12 December 2012 Share Posted 12 December 2012 You- Hi Stranger- Hi You- where are you from? Stranger- Germany You- 5-1 Your conversational partner has left the conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandad. Posted 6 June 2014 Share Posted 6 June 2014 Half hours work on a Scottish bird and she sends me a picture of her with my name on. ! Milktray, Albert, Tilley, I salute you all. Oh the days.. Myu Dutch beauty has kindly sent me another picture! I am slowly starting to fall in love with her. You are one lucky bastard Albert. I really wish I could remember what she looked like! Just shared some sickipedia jokes. Took a risk. Thought they may be a bit bad to start a convo (didn't even say hi and she said 'tell me a joke' straight away). She loved them all. Hahaha! Stranger: a man with one watch Stranger: knows what time itt is Stranger: i man with two watches Stranger: is never quite sure You: and a man with three watches has too much time on his hands. Still one of the best ever quotes on here! I always pretend to be a 19 year old French girl. I tease the guys to believing I'll have sex with them, and when they ask for my number I'll cruelly disconnect. Freak. Just got sent this pic by an 19 year old from Bournemouth! http://imgur.com/z3oJH.jpg I probably knocked one out of over that. Lofty on the piss up town or Lofty on Omegle? I know which I prefer. Me on Omegle? talk to sternager whete is ablert with his swedish piece? lol What a ****ing thread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 June 2014 Share Posted 6 June 2014 Freak. Amazing how much can change in FIVE years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 June 2014 Share Posted 7 June 2014 Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/adalmadurinn You: you look like a rapist Your conversational partner has disconnected. Scenes You: hello Stranger: h Stranger: hi You: if a giraffe fell over do you think it would be able to get up or would it die? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Not a good start so far !!kkfsdkfnmsdnfksdnf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 June 2014 Share Posted 7 June 2014 Well if its any consolation I added some 21 year old on facebook last night and added her on msn this morn and already got her to agree to fook me No you didn't. Bloody hell this thread. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: what do you want Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm dying at this for some reason, tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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