StanSP Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 You're a lucky guy. yeah someone just sent me a load of pictures. have no idea who they are of though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basingstoke Fox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 The more I read the more it reminded me of Clive Tucker from The Fast Show who kept shouting 'arse' in mid sentence It is pretty similar, they must have copied me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basingstoke Fox Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| You: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Bring back Albert and his Dutch ffs. Since he's taken it easy on Omegle people are posting pictures of Swedish trannies all over the shop. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hey. You: tongiht is the night, for a feeling alright, we'll be making love the whole night through. so i'm saving all my love, yes i'm saving all my love, yes i'm saving all my love. for youuuuuu Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 27 July 2009 Share Posted 27 July 2009 Totally got some lad from Lincoln by the balls. Klara Almquist - Genius name from me there. 19 year old Swede. Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfc_jme Posted 28 July 2009 Share Posted 28 July 2009 Chat to a stranger is MUCH funnier in the flesh under the bridge on the way back from a Dog sesh. Fact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevez Posted 28 July 2009 Share Posted 28 July 2009 Lofty on the piss up town or Lofty on Omegle? I know which I prefer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfc_jme Posted 28 July 2009 Share Posted 28 July 2009 Lofty on the piss up town or Lofty on Omegle? I know which I prefer. Where is Loft? He should be around, he'd provide major banter this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevez Posted 28 July 2009 Share Posted 28 July 2009 Where is Loft? He should be around, he'd provide major banter this evening. In bed, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 28 July 2009 Share Posted 28 July 2009 I have nothing against Turks/Turkey Been there, and it's a lovely place. This guy just went off on a tangent Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Ta-taaa! Hey!. You: Sup Stranger: Nm Stranger: You You: same You: wher u from? Stranger: Turkey Stranger: Istanbul You: ew Stranger: Ew what Stranger: Dude. Stranger: %90 of people are stupid in Turkey. Stranger: You mustnt judge people by their countries. Stranger: Its Racistic. Stranger: But quit when people says Turkey Stranger: Cause they are horny males looking for girls. Racistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACF Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raj Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 WOW!!! You can talk bullshit to a stranger on the internet??? Most fcukers do that on here!!! <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 Stranger: heyYou: helloYou: is it me you're looking for? Stranger: well its hard to say You: i can see in your eyes Stranger: you can see what? You: i can see it in your smile Stranger: okay..... where u from? You: I sometimes see you pass outside my door You: Hello, is it me you're looking for? Stranger: yea i do that a lot but i think i wont do that anymore cause youre bit creepy Stranger: bye : ) Obviously not a Lionel fan. Disappointed to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ol' Bob Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 Stranger: I wonder what the afternoon shift is like on omegle.. I'd like to know if you use myspace? You're talking to another 18 year old male from the USA named Ryan. You: well hello Stranger: heya You: i like your name Stranger: thankya You: its a very sexy name ;P Stranger: if you think so Stranger: so an unsexy name is Cheese? You: Perhaps You: but Ryan is a sexy name, it's my boyfriends name. Stranger: oh You: my name is thomas. Stranger: neat You: wanna spoon? Stranger: a gay fella. Stranger: eh Stranger: not really You: come on You: it's fun You: we can throon You: ? Stranger: it's kinda hard. Stranger: since i dont know what throon is You: its when you get three people who spoon You: its better Stranger: ya Stranger: i get it You: if your in the middle that is You: he he he he Stranger: but you know cyber and gay things Stranger: aren't for me Stranger: you understand You: oh ok then Stranger: yep You: i'll just go finger my bumnhole elsewhere Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamby Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 Stranger: Hey Stranger: I M A MALE Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR NAME/ You: Adolf Hitler Stranger: OMG? You: I only have one ball Stranger: ARE YOU FROM THE DEAD? You: Yes Stranger: OMFGGGGGGG!!! Stranger: how did you come here? Stranger: in the interner? Stranger: do you have down internet? Stranger: or you are alive? You: Time Travel into the future Stranger: You: Watching Doctor Who comes in handy Stranger: you will die Stranger: get out You: AAAH DALEK Stranger: you will die in explousen Stranger: GET OUT OF THE CONTRY Stranger: YOU WILL DIE You: *country You: I've been dead before, I can handle it again Stranger: you are very good english Stranger: you can You: Mein Furher Stranger: where are you in the future? Stranger: are you from 2020? You: 2079 Stranger: OH MY GOD Stranger: THIS SITE CAN DO TIME TRAVLE? You: Yup Stranger: YOU WILL BE ALIVE IN THE FUTURE? You: Should be yes You: You can time travel too Stranger: HOW? Stranger: PLS THECH ME Stranger: i will DO ANY THING You: Close your eyes and count to 10 Stranger: Ok You: Now you're getting arse raped You: bye You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AjcW Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 Stranger: HeyStranger: I M A MALE Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR NAME/ You: Adolf Hitler Stranger: OMG? You: I only have one ball Stranger: ARE YOU FROM THE DEAD? You: Yes Stranger: OMFGGGGGGG!!! Stranger: how did you come here? Stranger: in the interner? Stranger: do you have down internet? Stranger: or you are alive? You: Time Travel into the future Stranger: You: Watching Doctor Who comes in handy Stranger: you will die Stranger: get out You: AAAH DALEK Stranger: you will die in explousen Stranger: GET OUT OF THE CONTRY Stranger: YOU WILL DIE You: *country You: I've been dead before, I can handle it again Stranger: you are very good english Stranger: you can You: Mein Furher Stranger: where are you in the future? Stranger: are you from 2020? You: 2079 Stranger: OH MY GOD Stranger: THIS SITE CAN DO TIME TRAVLE? You: Yup Stranger: YOU WILL BE ALIVE IN THE FUTURE? You: Should be yes You: You can time travel too Stranger: HOW? Stranger: PLS THECH ME Stranger: i will DO ANY THING You: Close your eyes and count to 10 Stranger: Ok You: Now you're getting arse raped You: bye You have disconnected. I want whatever that fucker is on.... nice finish lamby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AjcW Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 My first attempt, I kept things short and sweet and crushed someone by the looks of things. "Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: horny girl wid a cam? You: Gay man with hardon Your conversational partner has disconnected." A few convos after this and I ran into mr im a fan of rape, I dont know whether he was humoring me or he actual like rape too. Stranger: nice, why you are using this website? Stranger: getting bored? You: honestly?? Its to pick out my next victim... Stranger: hehe, victim for waht? Stranger: sexual abuse? Stranger: ) You: ...surprisingly..... yes You: everyone loves a bit of rape Stranger: or rape the others You: Well thats my speciality.... raping others.... the poor bastards have no say in it.... thats why its.... rape Stranger: ok, have to get back to work, good luck with your raping day Stranger: ) How to piss off a canadian: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey there You: hi Stranger: where ya from? You: england You: u Stranger: canada Stranger: male or female? You: so basically england .... male Stranger: no canada is not england You: we still own your ass Stranger: yea so u can go somewhere thats half fooking decent Stranger: worst island ive ever been to Stranger: ugly weather bad food even uglier women You: aww dont be like that youll hurt my feelings... after all.... I own you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevez Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 alexboy17, bore off. lamby, bore off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AjcW Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 alexboy17, bore off.lamby, bore off. Excuse me? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 talk to sternager whete is ablert with his swedish piece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo Sanchez Posted 29 July 2009 Share Posted 29 July 2009 alexboy17, bore off.lamby, bore off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 30 July 2009 Share Posted 30 July 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: ive just had a cow pat sandwich Stranger: hey, im a 20 year old guy and im looking for a girl to have some fun with.. please reply if intrested thanks.. You: a crispy cow pat, not a sloppy one Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 30 July 2009 Share Posted 30 July 2009 El empty was it you that posted that video of your head on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BoneDog Posted 30 July 2009 Share Posted 30 July 2009 El empty was it you that posted that video of your head on fire? Yeah I posted it but it weren't me, was one of me family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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