General Smuts Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 There's bound to be a ****load of ridiculous rumours of new players were going to sign so rather than cluttering up the forum with a different thread for every different stupid rumour - post em in here.
Collymore Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 I've heard we're interested in Bristol Rovers striker.. Joe Kuffour (you saw it here first)
Koke Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 There was an eastern European bloke who came to my house this morning to fix our boiler and I could have sworn it was Marton Fulop. Seriously, if it wasn't him then it was his clone.
The People's Hero Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 The other day, I saw a bloke in town, looked just like my mate Rob. He doesn't live round here any more though, so it probably wasn't him. In fact, I text him... and it definitely wasn't him. Forgot to ask him if he was signing for Leicester or not? (He's cr ap at football and always gets his words muddled up - not sure we'd want him?)
Koke Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 The other day, I saw a bloke in town, looked just like my mate Rob. He doesn't live round here any more though, so it probably wasn't him. In fact, I text him... and it definitely wasn't him. Forgot to ask him if he was signing for Leicester or not?(He's cr ap at football and always gets his words muddled up - not sure we'd want him?) Is he a smashing lad?
Uncle Monty Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 Is he a smashing lad? Has he got a great engine?
Monk Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 I met Iwan Roberts the other day, he said he was planning a comeback for 'one season only' a la Hulk Hogan, i.e. he is going to come onto the pitch to the Hulk's music (I am a real Welshman, fight for the right of every man) and hold his hand to his ear for all 4 corners of the stadium.
Corky Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 Ian Holloway to return in some capacity at the club. More soon.
The People's Hero Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 The other day, I saw a bloke in town, looked just like my mate Rob. He doesn't live round here any more though, so it probably wasn't him. In fact, I text him... and it definitely wasn't him. Forgot to ask him if he was signing for Leicester or not?(He's cr ap at football and always gets his words muddled up - not sure we'd want him?) Is he a smashing lad? Has he got a great engine? Yes, he's a smashing bunch of lads. A genuine box-to-box midfielder.
Corky Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 Yes, he's a smashing bunch of lads. A genuine box-to-box midfielder. But was he born after September 1 1987? That's all that counts/ matters
The People's Hero Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 But was he born after September 1 1987?That's all that counts/ matters Now. He gets married 3 weeks tomorrow if that helps.
Jon the Hat Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 Now.He gets married 3 weeks tomorrow if that helps. My mate Rob is already married. Must be two of them. And he is a rower, not a footballer.
City Lad Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 Former player Alan Birchenall seen at the Walkers Stadium recently. More soon.
Zingari Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 you can see the checkout girl's tits on aisle 5 when she reaches over more soon
Tommeh Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 Neil Ruddocks currently putting in a monemental shift in the Loaded Dog. OS will announce ASAP.
Uncle Monty Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 Yes, he's a smashing bunch of lads. A genuine box-to-box midfielder. I suppose he'll fit in with the t'rific bunch we've already got.
Hitesh Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 I've just seen Dwight Yorke and Milan at Toddington Services.
Joe. Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 I swear I saw Marian Pahars and his agent browsing the toiletries.
lou Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 I swear I saw Marian Pahars and his agent browsing the toiletries. Thought youd put cleaning the toilets at 1st
General Smuts Posted 27 April 2009 Author Posted 27 April 2009 Anyone know what Cruyff is up to these days? Jordi's still living off his dads name. Works in Cruyff's Tulips and Clog Shop in Amsterdam.
lefox Posted 27 April 2009 Posted 27 April 2009 I swear I saw Marian Pahars and his agent browsing the toiletries I saw George Michael browsing the toilets. Meant to be a big strong lad but lacks penetration these days. Still a smashing lad and will fit snuggly into the Leicester squad, probably only a few of them though.
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