Imagine...

[Fez of Mahrez]

we are 1-0 up against West Brom at the Hawthorns in the last 10 seconds of injury time and Steve Howard is through on goal.

Would you prefer he:

a) turns round, locates Joe Mattock (even if he is on the bench) and storms towards him before belting the ball into his nads so hard that he's out for three seasons with a "groin injury"?

b) runs clear and scores?

[THEfox]

b - true pro

[Fosse Boy]

Victory would be sweeter vengeance. He could always kick him in the 'nads afterwards?

[Fez of Mahrez]

b - true pro

Fair point.

I can see the merits...

I'm still going to have to say A. I'll take a 1-0.

AFiE - Ah, but we're going to win anyway...

[Corky]

B) Score then do a Steve Walsh-style run towards their bench (if Mattock is on the bench) ala Arsenal and Ian Wright.

[The Doctor]

b

then collects the ball from the net and does a

[Katy]

Got to be b really, move on.

[MPH]

A.

although i would prefer ..

C: Handcuff Mattock to Bernie for a week

[lildave3]

B but it's irrelevant. Mattock will have been sent off by then.

[The Doctor]

A.

although i would prefer ..

C: Handcuff Mattock to Bernie for a week

handcuff mattock to the goal post and call in wayne brown more like.

[Flynny]

B but it's irrelevant. Mattock will have been sent off by then.

Presumably you mean stretchered?

But yeah, B. Just.

[Budweiser]

0-0 90 mins, WBA need a point to go up. Mattock own goal.

Done.

[lildave3]

Presumably you mean stretchered?

But yeah, B. Just.

Nope, I mean he'll get torn a new one by Dany/Max and will perform a textbook Mattock clumsy foul or two.

[Heart-Shaped Fox]

Like Budweiser has just said, I would love it if we are 0-0 at the Hawthorns and Mattock scores and own goal!

Then he walks off the pitch with the sound of "Leicester reject, Leicester reject".

Please God let it happen.

[Koke]

0-0 90 mins, WBA need a point to go up. Mattock own goal.

Done.

Yes. I can co-sign this.

[Daggers]

Mattock will not be starting for WBA, he will be away with England arranging his next transfer

[fox123]

I would say B; goes onto score (the goal difference could be vital) then celebrates by picking the ball up and booting it, it then proceeds to accidentally (of course) smack Mattocks gonads rather hard!

[CosbehFox]

Or alteratively he won't play as there's a reasonable left-back at WBA called Marek Cech.

[Guest Bilo]

Or alteratively he won't play as there's a reasonable left-back at WBA called Marek Cech.

Agree with that. Short of a vast improvement in his game over the next few months, the only thing Mattock will get from his move this season will be splinters in his arse.

[lildave3]

Or alteratively he won't play as there's a reasonable left-back at WBA called Marek Cech.

Said on Sky Sports tonight that many expect him to leave soon...

[soley118]

Agree with that. Short of a vast improvement in his game over the next few months, the only thing Mattock will get from his move this season will be splinters in his arse.

[Guest]

Joe who?

[Guest]

b

then collects the ball from the net and does a

This

[kam6]

we are 1-0 up against West Brom at the Hawthorns in the last 10 seconds of injury time and Steve Howard is through on goal.

Would you prefer he:

a) turns round, locates Joe Mattock (even if he is on the bench) and storms towards him before belting the ball into his nads so hard that he's out for three seasons with a "groin injury"?

b) runs clear and scores?

Steve howard through on goal!!! that'l be the day!

[Fox92]

B

It would be ace if it was the last kick off the game at 0-0, we had a corner, Oakley swings it in and Mattock scores the best own-goal ever!