Stories Form A Train Journey!

[Hitesh]

evening all, firstly excuse the lack of paragraphs and the spelling errors! Im on the train atm and thought id share some interesting and maybe funny tales from my journey today.

It started on the 6.22 train to london. There was a really stunning girl win came on but then proceeded to slap on a load of make up on her face which then made her look like marylyn manson...not nice in my eyes and she looked far better without make up! And so after listening to some tunes, Jay z mainly. And helping some ladies with their bags i headed on to the bakerloo line coz the circle line was fooked. And that was the shit part of the journey, no body smiles as usual and it was like a sauna but with people fully clothed! And then i got my 3rd and final train...probably the most funniest....i saw 3 people miss their stop coz they fell asleep, a guy talking to himself, one lady im sure was about to cry, and one woman who had done her xmas shoppin in primark judging by the number of bags she had. And so there are my tales today, sorry if i've bored the hell out of you, i jus needed something to kill the time! I'll probably be here again giving more stories from the tracks! next stop...home!

[Daggers]

And not one mention of a shed.

Poor show.

[Samilktray]

Wow.

That was 1 of the least interesting things I've ever read.

[skinnydipper]

evening all, firstly excuse the lack of paragraphs and the spelling errors! Im on the train atm and thought id share some interesting and maybe funny tales from my journey today.

It started on the 6.22 train to london. There was a really stunning girl win came on but then proceeded to slap on a load of make up on her face which then made her look like marylyn manson...not nice in my eyes and she looked far better without make up! And so after listening to some tunes, Jay z mainly. And helping some ladies with their bags i headed on to the bakerloo line coz the circle line was fooked. And that was the shit part of the journey, no body smiles as usual and it was like a sauna but with people fully clothed! And then i got my 3rd and final train...probably the most funniest....i saw 3 people miss their stop coz they fell asleep, a guy talking to himself, one lady im sure was about to cry, and one woman who had done her xmas shoppin in primark judging by the number of bags she had. And so there are my tales today, sorry if i've bored the hell out of you, i jus needed something to kill the time! I'll probably be here again giving more stories from the tracks! next stop...home!

If you don't have time, don't feel you have to

[Hitesh]

If you don't have time, don't feel you have to

Yeah, I probably wont! I was just soooo bored on the train because it was the one that stopped at every stop rather than the quicker one I usually get and had nothing else to do!

[skinnydipper]

Yeah, I probably wont! I was just soooo bored on the train because it was the one that stopped at every stop rather than the quicker one I usually get and had nothing else to do!

The quick one !

Always make sure you get the quick one

[Zingari]

so no babies or drunken women fell onto the tracks , no robberies , no shootings , no fights , no racial abuse , no fires , no trains getting stuck / breaking down in the tunnels , no strikes , no-one shouting into a mobile that that were on a train , ?

taken altogether you had quite a remarkable and unusual train journey

[StanSP]

Wow.

That was 1 of the least interesting things I've ever read.

No-one asked you to read it.

[Samilktray]

No-one asked you to read it.

No one asked me not to read it either smart arse.

Now scurry away.

[Bert]

Wow.

That was 1 of the least interesting things I've ever read.

Same. Not slightly funny or interesting.

[sdb]

some people are so harsh!!

[AoWW]

[Monk]

I once saw a woman get her head stuck in the doors of the central line. It looked absolutely hilarious but in retrospect I guess it was pretty painful

[Guest]

I once saw a woman get her head stuck in the doors of the central line. It looked absolutely hilarious but in retrospect I guess it was pretty painful

I got jammed in the picadilly line doors the other week (serves me right for thinking I could make that train rather than waiting), I took the aggressive route and really shoved the door so hard it opened fully on one side. No ****er helps you though, there's an unwritten law on the tube that you must laugh but never help

[skinnydipper]

I splattered the back of a city gent's coat with snot when sneezing on a packed rush hour tube

We were crammed in like sardines and I couldn't get my hands to my face in time

I didn't have the guts to own up. The last I saw of him was the back of his smart black business coat with strands of pale green gunk strung across it.

[Hitesh]

I got jammed in the picadilly line doors the other week (serves me right for thinking I could make that train rather than waiting), I took the aggressive route and really shoved the door so hard it opened fully on one side. No ****er helps you though, there's an unwritten law on the tube that you must laugh but never help

You're lucky you got a laugh! Most people look away pretending nothing happens most of the time!

[lildave3]

Wow.

That was 1 of the least interesting things I've ever read.

[davieG]

Wow.

That was 1 of the least interesting things I've ever read.

Wow.

That was 1 of the least interesting things I've ever read.

[lavrentis]

Remember when we were down in London years ago, my Dad told me to get that tube over there and then the doors started closing so I snuck in through the doors literally just before the door fully closed then the tube went and I was all alone on the tube, the horror they went through when my parents saw the tube go

[AjcW]

No one asked me not to read it either smart arse.

Now scurry away.

Have you ever read any of your own posts.

Anyway... it wasn't funny but I would hope its very tongue in cheek, lets be honest we have all sat on a train or a bus and tried to analyse everyone on there.... Never really had the urge to post about it on here before though

[Samilktray]

Have you ever read any of your own posts.

Have I ever read any of my posts that I type up?

Well this is a hard question. I'm gonna have to have a think about this 1.

[lildave3]

Remember when we were down in London years ago, my Dad told me to get that tube over there and then the doors started closing so I snuck in through the doors literally just before the door fully closed then the tube went and I was all alone on the tube, the horror they went through when my parents saw the tube go

Reminds me of Ched at Palace the other year

[Monk]

Reminds me of me and James getting on the wrong train at Watford.

[Tommeh]

Funniest thing I've seen on a train...well tube technically is Tilley sweating his bollocks off at Orient last year.

[Edmund]

Reminds me of me and James getting on the wrong train at Watford.

The amount of times I've got on the wrong train is silly. My favourite is instead of going direct to London from Leicester, end up having to get off at Loughborough only to go back through Leicester an hour later. So irritating. The worst one though was when I ended up on the last train to Nottingham from Cambridge thinking I was going to Leicester. Had to wake my old man up and get him to drive over and pick me up at 1:00 AM because there were no more trains going to Leicester. Remember sharing the station with a group of youts kicking in a cash point and crackheads scrounging. Wasn't pleasant at all.

Funniest thing that's happened on a train was when I went to open one of those automatic toilet doors on a midland mainline only to be greeted by a lady releasing a log. Half the carriage was in tears. The worst thing was when the door opened and closed it was so slow and took for ever. She sat there so embarrassed. She had obviously forgot to arm the electric lock inside.