DJ Barry Hammond Posted 27 July 2010 Posted 27 July 2010 I'm sure we had something similar last season - get you mad capped ideas down, because we know even though we are joking at least one of them will come true! 1.) DJ will bag 15 goals by Christmas, sign a new contract, and finish with a goals tally of 16 2.) Manderic will praise Sousa's passing football before September - but then ask the boss to play ugly following a down turn in results 3.) This forum will be hell on earth if at any point in the season Hull are above us 4.) We will go through a central midfielder injury/suspension crisis and result to playing Hobbs there (you never know?) 5.) The potential investers will turn there back on the football club, deciding to go with the Rugby club instead because they play in Europe 6.) Mandaric will keep stating he has no regrets about Pearson leaving, especially when Hull are top of the league and clear by 15 points (not too sure on the top of the league bit) 7.) Fans will try and get around the Vuvusella ban by bringing similar insturments that don't happen to be called Vuvusella's (can't be that popular if I haven't learnt to spell Vuvusella yet?) 8.) Andy King will get married (shot in the dark here, I know nothing) 9.) All derby games will end 1-1 (I should clarify, this is Forest, Coventry and Derby, not just the Derby games. Any other team and this would be clear, how unfortunate) 10.) Sousa will where a track suit for at least one game! (Ok so this ain't gonna happen)
FoxyPV Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 11) Steve Howard will beat someone in a sprint. 12) Wellens will learn how to tackle
haraven Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 I'm sure we had something similar last season - get you mad capped ideas down, because we know even though we are joking at least one of them will come true! 1.) DJ will bag 15 goals by Christmas, sign a new contract, and finish with a goals tally of 16 2.) Manderic will praise Sousa's passing football before September - but then ask the boss to play ugly following a down turn in results 3.) This forum will be hell on earth if at any point in the season Hull are above us 4.) We will go through a central midfielder injury/suspension crisis and result to playing Hobbs there (you never know?) 5.) The potential investers will turn there back on the football club, deciding to go with the Rugby club instead because they play in Europe 6.) Mandaric will keep stating he has no regrets about Pearson leaving, especially when Hull are top of the league and clear by 15 points (not too sure on the top of the league bit) 7.) Fans will try and get around the Vuvusella ban by bringing similar insturments that don't happen to be called Vuvusella's (can't be that popular if I haven't learnt to spell Vuvusella yet?) 8.) Andy King will get married (shot in the dark here, I know nothing) 9.) All derby games will end 1-1 (I should clarify, this is Forest, Coventry and Derby, not just the Derby games. Any other team and this would be clear, how unfortunate) 10.) Sousa will where a track suit for at least one game! (Ok so this ain't gonna happen) Class, DJ Barry! Especially no 1, 2 and10
Tommeh Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 Richie Wellens will continue to buy every free kick going on the pitch. Dany N'G will score a completely ridiculous goal. A Statue of Chris Powell will be ereced outside the train station. Cov away will be an even bigger non-event than usual. We will beat Watford at home. Jack Hobbs will once again be the best centre half not playing champions league football. We will play Hull in the play-offs.
davieG Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 On completion of the takeover Mandaric will offer all ST holders their money back for being fantastical loyal fans. We'll reach the League Cup Final and lose on penalties. We'll be the top scorers in the Championship and will have a book burning celebration Sousa will win the Manager of the Month a record number of times and not lose the following game LCFC will not be referred to by the media as a hard working, tough, hoofing, free kick specialists
Heart-Shaped Fox Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 Once aagin we fail to score against Burnely at home, who nick a last minute winner. Chuck away a two goal lead in at least one game. DJ plays out of his skin, says he is committed to us and leaves for free at the end of the season. We reach the playoffs on the final day after winning the last 5 games in a row. Robbie Neilson scores. Wellens actually has a shot from 20 yards. Dyer scores with a header and his right foor in the same game at home.
sdb Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 Conrad Logan will go into labour during the play off final next May. Chris Powell will deliver the baby with the aid of just 1 goalie glove and a Powerade bottle.
Bugg Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 Conrad Logan will go into labour during the play off final next May. Chris Powell will deliver the baby with the aid of just 1 goalie glove and a Powerade bottle.
ACF Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 Due to the Fosse Boys standing, the stadium will partially collapse. Ironically, the only people hurt are stewards.
Narborough_fox Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 Fosse Boys will have to change there name to Fosse Boys & Girls do the club doesn't find it sexist.
Corky Posted 28 July 2010 Posted 28 July 2010 We'll finally win the FA Cup, beating Tottenham in the final. Sousa and Warnock/Davies will have a confrontation on the touchline. Chris Weale to score direct from a goal-kick.
theboxman1986 Posted 29 July 2010 Posted 29 July 2010 Paulo Sousa will come on for us after a frustrating 80 mins against derby/hull/forest. First touch of the ball run rings round all 10 outfielders and round the keeper to score the winner. In his celebration he runs to the opposing managers technical area and give them the finger.
lcfcadam Posted 29 July 2010 Posted 29 July 2010 Robbie Savage will attempt to punch Manish Bhasin live on the Football League Show after a set of particularly brilliant Leicester highlights but miss the target and end up fisting Jacqui Oatley.
FoxyPV Posted 29 July 2010 Posted 29 July 2010 Robbie Savage will attempt to punch Manish Bhasin live on the Football League Show after a set of particularly brilliant Leicester highlights but miss the target and end up fisting Jacqui Oatley.
Wdywd Posted 29 July 2010 Posted 29 July 2010 After a particularly poor run of games/defeat to Manchester United in the FA Cup, Milan will take over as manager. Then when results don't improve, will resign on the proviso that the new manager picks him up front every game for the rest of his life.
MPH Posted 31 July 2010 Posted 31 July 2010 1. Sousa will be sacked by december and steve walsh will apply for the job. 2. We will sign the president of Indonesia's son in a suprise deal. 3. We will lose 1-0. At home to blackpool in the FA cup with DJ scoring. 4. 2 City players will come out and announce they are both gay and in a relationship with each other.
milan_foxes Posted 31 July 2010 Posted 31 July 2010 Once aagin we fail to score against Burnely at home, who nick a last minute winner. Chuck away a two goal lead in at least one game. DJ plays out of his skin, says he is committed to us and leaves for free at the end of the season. We reach the playoffs on the final day after winning the last 5 games in a row. Robbie Neilson scores. Wellens actually has a shot from 20 yards. Dyer scores with a header and his right foor in the same game at home. It'll never happen.
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 9 August 2010 Author Posted 9 August 2010 I'm sure we had something similar last season - get you mad capped ideas down, because we know even though we are joking at least one of them will come true! 1.) DJ will bag 15 goals by Christmas, sign a new contract, and finish with a goals tally of 16 2.) Manderic will praise Sousa's passing football before September - but then ask the boss to play ugly following a down turn in results 3.) This forum will be hell on earth if at any point in the season Hull are above us 4.) We will go through a central midfielder injury/suspension crisis and result to playing Hobbs there (you never know?) 5.) The potential investers will turn there back on the football club, deciding to go with the Rugby club instead because they play in Europe 6.) Mandaric will keep stating he has no regrets about Pearson leaving, especially when Hull are top of the league and clear by 15 points (not too sure on the top of the league bit) 7.) Fans will try and get around the Vuvusella ban by bringing similar insturments that don't happen to be called Vuvusella's (can't be that popular if I haven't learnt to spell Vuvusella yet?) 8.) Andy King will get married (shot in the dark here, I know nothing) 9.) All derby games will end 1-1 (I should clarify, this is Forest, Coventry and Derby, not just the Derby games. Any other team and this would be clear, how unfortunate) 10.) Sousa will where a track suit for at least one game! (Ok so this ain't gonna happen) Hazaaaaaaaa - one right already!
cityfan94 Posted 9 August 2010 Posted 9 August 2010 wayne brown will make a suprise appearance in the playoff final against forest and will come on in the 90th minute and get his sweet bald head on the end of a ROBBIE NEILSON long throw and score the winner , the game ending 1-0.
Unabomber Posted 9 August 2010 Posted 9 August 2010 wayne brown will make a suprise appearance in the playoff final against forest and will come on in the 90th minute and get his sweet bald head on the end of a ROBBIE NEILSON long throw and score the winner , the game ending 1-0. Robbie Neilson off to Preston then?
cityfan94 Posted 9 August 2010 Posted 9 August 2010 Robbie Neilson off to Preston then? if preston ever decide that they want him then yes why not? haha
Unabomber Posted 9 August 2010 Posted 9 August 2010 if preston ever decide that they want him then yes why not? haha
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