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ELOKOBI.

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Elokobi + Chuck Norris + Mr T = :o

So long as they don't walk into a building.

It WOULD explode because that level of awesome cannot be contained by bricks and mortar.

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Fvcking tank. :wub:

  • 2 weeks later...
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There are definitely certain posters on Foxes Talk for whom all it takes to be a "cult hero" is to be big and black and, to be honest, I can understand why some people might find that bordering on concerning.

But I'm pretty sure Elokobi would draw the same level of attention if a white player had the same physique. It strikes me that it's less about the colour of his skin and more the fact his bodyshape is just completely fucking alien for a footballer - and completely fucking tonk.

Have to say, I was never really bothered about this thread until I saw the reactions from the Wolves fans. I love how confused most of them are. lol

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There are definitely certain posters on Foxes Talk for whom all it takes to be a "cult hero" is to be big and black and, to be honest, I can understand why some people might find that bordering on concerning.

But I'm pretty sure Elokobi would draw the same level of attention if a white player had the same physique. It strikes me that it's less about the colour of his skin and more the fact his bodyshape is just completely fucking alien for a footballer - and completely fucking tonk.

Have to say, I was never really bothered about this thread until I saw the reactions from the Wolves fans. I love how confused most of them are. lol

I can see where you're coming from there in truth, though I do think it is more Elokobi's physique that attracts attention rather than anything else. He's built more like a prop than a footballer and it's rare to see that, whatever his colour.

I do think the poster on that other forum misses the point when he picks out 'arbitrary white footballer' as an alternative because I can't think of any other footballer, black or otherwise, as absolutely fucking hench as Elokobi. It's the first thing you notice about the bloke, he's an absolute monster.

I love how the Wolves fans just didn't have a clue! This has been a rather entertaining thread I must admit, but must have looked weird as fuck from the outside. lol

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There are definitely certain posters on Foxes Talk for whom all it takes to be a "cult hero" is to be big and black and, to be honest, I can understand why some people might find that bordering on concerning.

But I'm pretty sure Elokobi would draw the same level of attention if a white player had the same physique. It strikes me that it's less about the colour of his skin and more the fact his bodyshape is just completely fucking alien for a footballer - and completely fucking tonk.

Have to say, I was never really bothered about this thread until I saw the reactions from the Wolves fans. I love how confused most of them are. lol

I don't know what you're talking about. *cough* Sapplezilla *splutter*

Posted

Whatever happened to Sappletiser?

I'm sure he ended up being released by Macclesfield.

The reported bid from Manchester United that started this thread doesn't half seem like a long time ago now! lol

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Whatever happened to Sappletiser?

I'm sure he ended up being released by Macclesfield.

The reported bid from Manchester United that started this thread doesn't half seem like a long time ago now! lol

Never saw that. :crylaugh:

That's up there with the comment of "We'll regret this when he is playing for Real Madrid" from someone when we let Tomi Petrescu go....

Posted

Whatever happened to Sappletiser?

I'm sure he ended up being released by Macclesfield.

The reported bid from Manchester United that started this thread doesn't half seem like a long time ago now! lol

He's still in my basement playing connect four with Barry Hayles. He keeps winning in 3 moves though ...

Posted

He's still in my basement playing connect four with Barry Hayles. He keeps winning in 3 moves though ...

I heard he joined the rebels in Libya. Yesterday.

Posted

Went to Northampton v Wolves in midweek and he was marking Adebayo Akinfenwa:

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Troubled the Richter scale.

Adebayo Akinfenwa is a fat cvnt. Watched him play for Gillingham (unfortunately) a couple times last season. Phuck me, Leicester fans moaned about Yakubu?! Yakubu is like Usain Bolt on this guy.. And the Gills gave him MOTM every game. Awful player!

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He's a massive fat bastard. You can see the Elokobi v Akinfenwa comparison here:

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The Gills fans were chanting "Bayo Bayo Bayo" so the Wolves fans chanted "Whale Whale Whale" in response. He waved back!! lol

Our young RB was shocked at the size of him too judging by this:

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Not to mention Mick McCarthy:

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Posted

He's a massive fat bastard. You can see the Elokobi v Akinfenwa comparison here:

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The Gills fans were chanting "Bayo Bayo Bayo" so the Wolves fans chanted "Whale Whale Whale" in response. He waved back!! lol

Our young RB was shocked at the size of him too judging by this:

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Not to mention Mick McCarthy:

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Pahahaha!! Excellent post!

  • 5 months later...
Posted

Gone to Forest.

Respect lost, George.

Elokobi will be able to lift than sinking ship with his little finger, thus saving forest from relegation lol

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