Tommeh Posted 23 November 2010 Posted 23 November 2010 Taken from the finest facebook group going.... George Elokobi ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one... George Elokobi's first job was as a paperboy.... there were no survivors Contrary to popular belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg. It drifted off course and hit George Elokobi practicing his backstroke in the North Atlantic.
whitlock Posted 23 November 2010 Posted 23 November 2010 Elokobi once looked at a girl square in the eyes.... she became pregnant
BoneDog Posted 23 November 2010 Posted 23 November 2010 If it was Elokobi who had headbutted Materazzi in the chest, and not Zidane, Materazzis heart would have ended up in the back of the net after shooting out of his back and Elokobi would have stood up wearing a Materazzi necklace.
filbertway Posted 23 November 2010 Posted 23 November 2010 I adore this guy! Has definately moved ahead of Micah Richards and Titus Bramble in my favourite premiership players.
Ozwin Posted 27 November 2010 Posted 27 November 2010 Taken from the finest facebook group going.... George Elokobi ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one... George Elokobi's first job was as a paperboy.... there were no survivors Contrary to popular belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg. It drifted off course and hit George Elokobi practicing his backstroke in the North Atlantic. Link to said group plz
StanSP Posted 5 January 2011 Posted 5 January 2011 Chelsea couldn't find a way past him today. It may be a new year but it's the same old Elokobi.
dave_the_fox Posted 6 January 2011 Posted 6 January 2011 Apparently, Wolves average weight without Elokobi & Ebanks Blake - 12st 5lbs With them - 17st 9lbs !!!! Says it all
Guest BlueBrett Posted 9 January 2011 Posted 9 January 2011 Apparently, Wolves average weight without Elokobi & Ebanks Blake - 12st 5lbsWith them - 17st 9lbs !!!! Says it all That can't be right. Not unless he weighs about 40 stone. Chelsea couldn't find a way past him today.It may be a new year but it's the same old Elokobi. He was class. Bringing the ball out of defence and selling dummies to the likes of Malouda. Loved it.
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 9 January 2011 Posted 9 January 2011 My mate who plays for Villa says he couldn't believe the size of him when he came on, said it was like running up against a tank. I imagine you were looking for a "oh, who's your mate then" to this - tut, tut, shameless attempt at name dropping!
The Doctor Posted 9 January 2011 Posted 9 January 2011 sent off yesterday, the referee has since gone into hiding.
Adster Posted 9 January 2011 Posted 9 January 2011 sent off yesterday, the referee has since gone into hiding. No one sends Elokobi off and gets away with it!
Ford Super Sunday Posted 12 January 2011 Posted 12 January 2011 Pssssst They know http://www.wolvesforum.co.uk/showthread.php?9259-Leicester-Fans-love-Elokobi
ScouseFox Posted 12 January 2011 Posted 12 January 2011 at that Wolves thread. Weird people in Leicester.
StanSP Posted 12 January 2011 Posted 12 January 2011 They don't know a good thing when they see it. Calling us weird! Nero Wolf loves Bernie too. Good on him.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 12 January 2011 Posted 12 January 2011 WTF!What's stranger than the thread actually being started is the fact that not one poster has seeked an explanation to it. Weirdo's. What more explanation could you possibly need?!
Stevosevic Posted 12 January 2011 Posted 12 January 2011 What more explanation could you possibly need?! Wow! What a man!
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