RumbleFox Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 Right, it's that time of the season again where us fans go absolutely banana boat and start thinking we're the manager. We start suggesting players and formations left, right and centre and I for one ****ing love it! I find pre-season to be more exciting that the actual football sometimes. I love it. I have a little Thomas The Tank Engine "My First Writing Pad" in front of me and am scribbling away as we speak. I have come up with what I believe to be a winning team and formation for next year. I have quite extensive links to the game and have used all of my prowess and contacts to really put some thought into this. I'm not one of these normal fans like the rest of you who just bands around names willy nilly. I'm better than that. More refined. I'm kind of like you if you had been raised better and were more intellegent and more attractive. God I'm devilishly handsome. Anyway, I hope you are reading this Sven as this team WILL win you the league next season. I would like the rest of you to submit your ideas also (for what they're worth). It would be interesting for me to see your infantile ramblings and laugh smuggly, safe in the knowledge I am genetically superior to you all. So here it is, the team that will win the league next season: Me Naughton Brown Bamba Yakubu Beckham Fryatt Lewis Abe Hume Waghorn Howard Schlupp Well whad'ya think of that? Genius eh? Rather than let you all wonder how I came up with such a team I will actually tell you. I invite into the mind of a footballing genius. I will go through each player and why I picked them. Firstly, Me in goal. Apart from being clever and handsome I am also almost 6'1"! Can you imagine!?!? My mummy also says I'm pretty special and could do anything if I just put my mind to. She also says I will "fill out" soon and that girls don't always go for the biggest tool in the box. I like footballs and round things in general and I like catching things, always have. I find it soothing. I promise that with me in goal I would stop the other nasty men from scoring any tries past us and would also lick the behinds of our back four if they were not up to the job. I would go down on them really hard!!! Naughton at right back is pretty obvious i think as he is just a lovely little chap. I agree with other posters that we need a hard man type at the back. I have therefore suggested we get Brown back and I hear he has recently refuted racist claims by saying "I like them blackies, I really do. As long as they keep themselves away from our women they are fine by me". Him an Bamba working together can finally put the nail in the coffin of racism. The song "Ebony and Ivory" almost killed off racism completely and this can finally get rid of it. (That is if Bamba manages to not get arrested. You know what these blacks are like! Wanna they like?). I also thought that Yakubu is an obvious thought for left back. Apparently he is a crap striker according to people on here cos all he does is score goals? I thought if we played him at left back though his goal scoring prowess might be a help rather than a hindrance? Right, midfield. One name is obvious, the blue eyed boy of English football, former England captain, best player of a generation and winner of every trophy there is in football. That's right, Junior Lewis! I wont say any more as his inclusion is self explanatory. I thought Beckham on the right as I've heard he can play a bit. Reading these sites everyone says what a good striker Fryatt is? Well I thought if he's so good he can play in midfield just to prove how good he is the bloody show off! What a bloody silly sod! Abe at left wing is obvious as he has lovely hair. Right, up front is where my team REALLY shines. Imagine this if you will; a front 4 of Hume, Waghorn, Howard and Schlupp! Three of them can run around all day and not actually score and the other is completely unproven at this level! Much better than that pesky goal scoring Yakubu! I assume that by now you are in awe so I will say goodbye. Yours sincerely. Rumble. X
purpleronnie Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 Its probably a good thing you picked yourself in goal.
MC Prussian Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 Someone's taking the piss out of Ambitious. Where's your YouTube video?
HowardsBulletHeader Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 At least you have Howard playing CF, quality side.
Darkon84 Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 Someone's taking the piss out of Ambitious. Where's your YouTube video? Not enough mediocre foreigners to be taking the piss out of Ambitious hehe
The Doctor Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 What ever you've been drinking, send some my way please. although a 13 man team may help us win more games.
Adster Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 At least you have Howard playing CF, quality side. Yeah, quality side if we wanted to get relegated..
TheUltimateWinner Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 After reading this again I'VE GOT A PROBLEM. I THINK I SHOULD BE IN GOAL BECAUSE MY MUM ALWAYS SAID I HAVE BIG HANDS AND I COULD BE A BOXER OR A GOALKEEPER. MY MUMMA DONT LIE. And also i've been training since i was 8 to be a goalkeeper, And overall my position is a goalkeeper and I Currently play for a team in that position aswell as training with Leicester City
HowardsBulletHeader Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 After reading this again I'VE GOT A PROBLEM. I THINK I SHOULD BE IN GOAL BECAUSE MY MUM ALWAYS SAID I HAVE BIG HANDS AND I COULD BE A BOXER OR A GOALKEEPER. MY MUMMA DONT LIE. And also i've been training since i was 8 to be a goalkeeper, And overall my position is a goalkeeper and I Currently play for a team in that position aswell as training with Leicester City Do you punch a cross like Ricardo or drop it like Weale? That will define your career..
Adster Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 After reading this again I'VE GOT A PROBLEM. I THINK I SHOULD BE IN GOAL BECAUSE MY MUM ALWAYS SAID I HAVE BIG HANDS AND I COULD BE A BOXER OR A GOALKEEPER. MY MUMMA DONT LIE. And also i've been training since i was 8 to be a goalkeeper, And overall my position is a goalkeeper and I Currently play for a team in that position aswell as training with Leicester City No, i think I should go in goal CAUSE I SHOW LOTSA PASHUNN FOR LESTAH AND THATS WHAT FANS WANT.
Charl91 Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 Nice squad! I can tell it will be a success just by the fact that Weale isn't in goal!
Fox92 Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 Me Naughton Brown Bamba Yakubu Beckham Fryatt Lewis Abe Hume Waghorn Howard Schlupp Firstly, Me in goal. Apart from being clever and handsome I am also almost 6'1"! Can you imagine!?!? My mummy also says I'm pretty special and could do anything if I just put my mind to. She also says I will "fill out" soon and that girls don't always go for the biggest tool in the box. I like footballs and round things in general and I like catching things, always have. :crylaugh: ... At least we have a goalscoring left back.
RumbleFox Posted 3 May 2011 Author Posted 3 May 2011 Mr TheUltimateWinner, consider yourself my understudy! You sound like you have a big future in the game. God what I'd give to have big hands of my very own.
TheUltimateWinner Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 No, i think I should go in goal CAUSE I SHOW LOTSA PASHUNN FOR LESTAH AND THATS WHAT FANS WANT. Sorry sir, You have overruled me. BUT I HAVE LOTS OF PASHUN TO, IF I WORE A FOX BADGE ON MY SHIRT I WOULD KISS IT EVERY MATCH I PLAY, I SHALL CLAP THE FANS FOR TRAVELING ALL THOSE MILES, I WOULD DO THE POZNAN WITH THE BACK FOUR WHEN WE SCORE. Yeah, Talk about pashun. Mr TheUltimateWinner, consider yourself my understudy! You sound like you have a big future in the game. God what I'd give to have big hands of my very own. You too my friend! You sound very passionate about leicester.
Adster Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 Sorry sir, You have overruled me. BUT I HAVE LOTS OF PASHUN TO, IF I WORE A FOX BADGE ON MY SHIRT I WOULD KISS IT EVERY MATCH I PLAY, I SHALL CLAP THE FANS FOR TRAVELING ALL THOSE MILES, I WOULD DO THE POZNAN WITH THE BACK FOUR WHEN WE SCORE. Yeah, Talk about pashun. But I'D DO ALL OF THAT TO. HOW ON EARTH DO WE DECIDE? war.
TheUltimateWinner Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 But I'D DO ALL OF THAT TO. HOW ON EARTH DO WE DECIDE? war. A PASHUN-OFF, See how many balls come in from corners and the person to punch first is known as RICARDO/UNWORTHY. Do you punch a cross like Ricardo or drop it like Weale? That will define your career.. I Catch the ball, The way it should be xD
Ross 'LCFC' Turner Posted 3 May 2011 Posted 3 May 2011 your post about yakubu and bruma was quality, this is a let down
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