The People's Hero Posted 20 April 2012 Posted 20 April 2012 Chums, Hear me out. I know I joke - and I jest - and yes, I'm a bellend - but this might be of some interest to some of you blue mongies. Seriously though, a friend of a friend is pretty close to Joe Kinnear. Rumour has it - well, I say rumour - it was stated to me as fact that our Joe was sounded out about being involved before the owners brought in Pearsonout. There was some interest from both sides but it obviously never came to pass - a bit like how Gallagher wouldn't come to pass if you ruled out 60 yard hollywood balls straight to the opposition full back. That is straight from the horse's mouth. (Its not - its second hand - as painstakingly described) (My friend isn't a horse. He's a bit of a nob, but definitely more forcey-forcey (in a rapey way) than horsey horsey)
Vardinhio Posted 20 April 2012 Posted 20 April 2012 (My friend isn't a horse. He's a bit of a nob, but definitely more forcey-forcey (in a rapey way) than horsey horsey) Mods I think this should be placed in the Ched Evans thread?
MooseBreath Posted 20 April 2012 Posted 20 April 2012 Joe Joseph Kinnear? Jesus christ riding a donkey. I'd rather eat a bowl of hemorrhoids than have that chubby faced little doughboy at the helm. I hope to god your rapist friend is on that porkie pie tell a lie time. And by the way you sound plastered. And by that i mean drugged up. You sure your 'mate' isn't actually an actual horse and that rape you're talking about, well, maybe you're equestrian skills are more advanced now than they were a few hours ago. How's your pooper? Sore?
flowwolf Posted 20 April 2012 Posted 20 April 2012 Check out his sexual yearnings for Camels on his other posts !
21st Century Fox Posted 20 April 2012 Posted 20 April 2012 No I've heard this also, I thought it might be BS but as TPH has mentioned it as well, I assume it has some validity. I know Efan Ekoku's accountant, who know's I'm a Leicester fan and gave me the head's up. Joe's got a pig's heart now and he's raring to go.
MooseBreath Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 The only thing raring about that fat **** is the 20lbs of steak he has on constant rotation on his bedside grill. Suprised he didn't eat the pigs heart. Come to think of it, did they get the transplant wrong and put the pigs heart on his face? Bloody well looks like it.
flowwolf Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 I thought he had fallen off a horse while filming and died ?
Captain... Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 To be fair if NP did go there aren't many better candidates then Joe Kinnear around, rather him than McCarthy and Bruce at least he would liven things up, him or Allen would at least instill some crazy mentality. Maybe Pearson has 2 games to save his job.
Vlad the Fox Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 No I've heard this also, I thought it might be BS but as TPH has mentioned it as well, I assume it has some validity. I know Efan Ekoku's accountant, who know's I'm a Leicester fan and gave me the head's up. Joe's got a pig's heart now and he's raring to go. Does that mean we could get a man to ride on him.
flowwolf Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 I thought he played the part of Verruca Salts dad in Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory to an Oscar winning standard, but Hollywood can be a bit cliquey.
SeattleShane Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 To be fair if NP did go there aren't many better candidates then Joe Kinnear around, rather him than McCarthy and Bruce at least he would liven things up, him or Allen would at least instill some crazy mentality. Maybe Pearson has 2 games to save his job. Two
Leicester_Numan Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 To be fair if NP did go there aren't many better candidates then Joe Kinnear around, rather him than McCarthy and Bruce at least he would liven things up, him or Allen would at least instill some crazy mentality. Maybe Pearson has 2 games to save his job. Not the first time i've heard people wanting Martin Allen back. Didn't anyone learn anything last time? Allen had less of a clue than Sven. People will blame Holloway for the relegation to league 1, but it was Allen who was responsible for that in the same way that Sven is responsible for this season. Sven only had a plan a, Allen had no plan at all and was signing players after only seeing them on Youtube. He was a crazy bar steward all right. We don't need that kind of stupidity!
Guest Bilo Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 If nothing else, his press conferences would have been more fun than Nige's.
Zingari Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 No I've heard this also, I thought it might be BS but as TPH has mentioned it as well, I assume it has some validity. I know Efan Ekoku's accountant, who know's I'm a Leicester fan and gave me the head's up. Joe's got a pig's heart now and he's raring to go. stop telling porkies
Jace Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 Joe Kinnear and an overpaid Matt Mills = recipe for success
The People's Hero Posted 21 April 2012 Author Posted 21 April 2012 Joe Joseph Kinnear? Jesus christ riding a donkey. I'd rather eat a bowl of hemorrhoids than have that chubby faced little doughboy at the helm. I hope to god your rapist friend is on that porkie pie tell a lie time. And by the way you sound plastered. And by that i mean drugged up. You sure your 'mate' isn't actually an actual horse and that rape you're talking about, well, maybe you're equestrian skills are more advanced now than they were a few hours ago. How's your pooper? Sore? You're right in so much as that I was basically ****ed over by 2 horses yesterday.
Corky Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 He'd certainly be loved by the fans who value media conferences highly.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 21 April 2012 Posted 21 April 2012 No I've heard this also, I thought it might be BS but as TPH has mentioned it as well, I assume it has some validity. I know Efan Ekoku's accountant, who know's I'm a Leicester fan and gave me the head's up. Joe's got a pig's heart now and he's raring to go. You know I respect your posts and everything - but this statement shows that you're fairly recent to the forums
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