BoneDog Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 It's only a bit of British rain! Think of the positives. It makes you look sexy outside when your hair's wet and you've got water dribbles running down the face area. Ladies love that shit. Especially if you carry a pick axe or jackhammer or something over the shoulder.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 It's only a bit of British rain! Think of the positives. It makes you look sexy outside when your hair's wet and you've got water dribbles running down the face area. Ladies love that shit. Especially if you carry a pick axe or jackhammer or something over the shoulder. That description only reminds me of that cough mixture advert
skinnydipper Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 Birthdays: Newton - 25th December Alistair Cook - 25th December Peter Cook - 17th November Captain James Cook - 7th November Roger Cook - 6th April Thomas Cook - 22nd November You seem to be forgetting the key part of Newtonmas/Cookmas Ok, believe it or not, I get it now. Happy RobertRipleymas. :xmassmile:
Alexikokopops Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 Ok, believe it or not, I get it now. Happy RobertRipleymas. :xmassmile: And a merry RobertRipleymas to you too :xmasbiggrin:
stevelcfc Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 Merry Christmas everyone, have a great one. :xmassmile:
Captain... Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 Merry Christmas to all in General Chat, and thanks for helping through one of the most boring jobs I've had, I think my posting during the 5 months May through to end of September really shot up as I found myself twiddling my thumbs working with incompetent fools. Kept me sane with pointless arguments and lively debate. Hugs and kisses, all round, quick now I think I hear a fat man creeping into my room with a bulging sack, I must pretend to be asleep so he can empty it all.
Guest Bilo Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 Christmas flatulence has already kicked in, and I'm visiting the parents tomorrow. Merry bloody Christmas to one and all. :xmasbiggrin:
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 Hope everyone has a great Xmas and has lots of wicked poos on Boxing Day. I love the post Xmas poos
cambridgefox Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 I've been away with friends since Friday in a magnificent house.Got 7 very excited kids,who have been a pain in the ass all day. Mrs Birthday also so I will let her put her feet up( although I know she won't) I pad has been banned tomorrow for kids and bloody adults,but I live on the edge and i am prepared to take the risk!!
Guest Bilo Posted 24 December 2012 Posted 24 December 2012 Hope everyone has a great Xmas and has lots of wicked poos on Boxing Day. I love the post Xmas poos Turkey + stuffing + Brussel sprouts + pigs in blankets + chocolate + Christmas pudding + alcohol = Something that is akin to nuclear waste in my experience. The kind of poo where you feel a bit ashamed afterwards, wondering how something so vile could have come out your nipsy.
stevelcfc Posted 25 December 2012 Posted 25 December 2012 Happy chrimbo everyone, have a great day, Have fun and no matter how tempted you get, don't spear any of your family with the carving knife,
Dr The Singh Posted 25 December 2012 Posted 25 December 2012 Never again. x :xmasangry: bah humbug!!! :xmasbiggrin: you have a good en!!
Dr The Singh Posted 25 December 2012 Posted 25 December 2012 HO HO HO! Yuletide greetings. :xmassad: suck my nads
Poakey Posted 25 December 2012 Posted 25 December 2012 Just finished wrapping and building kids toys. Time now to enjoy Christmas, although I have a feeling ill be up in a few hours. Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Poakey Posted 25 December 2012 Posted 25 December 2012 Well its that time of year again when i spend all my money on the kids presents only for that fat bastard with a beard to take all the credit, still i cant moan it was my decision to marry her That's exactly what I said to the wife!
Haydos Posted 25 December 2012 Posted 25 December 2012 Merry Christmas all! Have a smashing one tomorrow x
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