Leicester_Numan Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Don't know about anyone else but I find it really difficult to laugh at something that isn't funny and giving away a penalty just isn't funny. We'd all have to fake it. Can't even imagine what 20000+ fake laughs would sound like. I like the idea of pointing at the sky and running for the exits though
kingfox Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Your best post Another "funny" post that came to me with ease
Kitchandro Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Don't know about anyone else but I find it really difficult to laugh at something that isn't funny and giving away a penalty just isn't funny. We'd all have to fake it. Can't even imagine what 20000+ fake laughs would sound like. I like the idea of pointing at the sky and running for the exits though It would probably sound fvcking frightening. Like you were in a nightmare and surrounded by thousands of sadistic madmen. I'd probably shit myself if I was the taker.
Leicester_Numan Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Or we could just switch off the floodlights, the Undertaker appears and chokeslams the whole of the opposition. Nah, he's unreliable, he's a no show at the superbowl
kingfox Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Nah, he's unreliable, he's a no show at the superbowl Well someone obviously did something, they all went down with cramp
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Don't know about anyone else but I find it really difficult to laugh at something that isn't funny and giving away a penalty just isn't funny. We'd all have to fake it. Can't even imagine what 20000+ fake laughs would sound like. I like the idea of pointing at the sky and running for the exits though A backing audience in most american sitcoms
Al-aLondon-Foxile Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 It would be more effective to treat a penalty taker the same way we do opposition keepers. Only instead of peaking as he kicks, we start the ohhhhhh early and the 'you're shit' as he starts his run. That's gotta be off putting surely?
cambridgefox Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 People are aware how quiet laughter actually is aren't they? Why not try looking up at the sky and pointing during his run up, that'll put the ****er off. Not if your Brian Blesseds neighbour !
shade Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 what about everyone starts chanting miss miss miss miss and jumping up and down.
GLC Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 If it's a penalty, just before it's taken he could do this! http://www.youtube.c...ed/qvmvO0XbQ-M And then Tombstone the opposition
Heskey2011 Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 100% onboard with this, great idea laugh and point.
Fox in the North Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Or even use the old goalkeeper chant as he runs up. That's sound pretty good if everyone did it as he is running up. OooooooooooooooooaaaaaTW*T YOU'RE SH*T AAAAAAAAAAH.
AdamN Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Or we could just switch off the floodlights, the Undertaker appears and chokeslams the whole of the opposition. Only if we can have JR commentating on the Football League Show. BAH GOD IT'S THE UNDERTAKER!
Fox92 Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 lol To be fair, I doubt anything from the fans actually puts players off. Most of them seem to enjoy and laugh at it all anyway.
bmt Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 Everyone should bring a cape and sickle and all put them on as the penalty is given. Everyone dressing as death would put me off. Or just all get headtorches. Always thought that would be good.
Bettsj2 Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 We should all dress like Richard III and scream, 'CHAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEEE' whilst waving plastic swords at the penalty taker.
Yojoe36 Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 I'm not sure laughing would do well while people want to rip the ref's throat out. I think the club should bring back the Zoo magazines, so we can lob them onto the pitch again.
Leicester Piggott Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 We should all wear Joe Royle masks every game. No one should let on why. One chap in the crowd each week though should have a Glenn Roeder mask. No one sees their own mask though, so the only way you know is when at half time, real life Glenn Roeder (if not in the stands anyway) is invited to run round the stadium searching for fake Glenn Roeder. Meanwhilst Joe Royle is charging round the stadium in pursuit of Glenn Roeder to slap a Joe Royle mask on to real life Glenn Roeder. If Glenn Roeder gets to fake Glenn Roeder before he himself is Joe Royle-d, then fake Glenn Roeder wins a trip to Rhodes (pronounced Roeds) with Glenn Roeder (its a Roed /Road trip, no Thai Airlines flight). If Joe Royle wins, (which he does most weeks) fans are treated to a Royle Family re-run on the big screen at full time.
kingfox Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 We should all wear Joe Royle masks every game. No one should let on why. One chap in the crowd each week though should have a Glenn Roeder mask. No one sees their own mask though, so the only way you know is when at half time, real life Glenn Roeder (if not in the stands anyway) is invited to run round the stadium searching for fake Glenn Roeder. Meanwhilst Joe Royle is charging round the stadium in pursuit of Glenn Roeder to slap a Joe Royle mask on to real life Glenn Roeder. If Glenn Roeder gets to fake Glenn Roeder before he himself is Joe Royle-d, then fake Glenn Roeder wins a trip to Rhodes (pronounced Roeds) with Glenn Roeder (its a Roed /Road trip, no Thai Airlines flight). If Joe Royle wins, (which he does most weeks) fans are treated to a Royle Family re-run on the big screen at full time. How long did you think this through, and why did you come up with one of the strangest ideas ever. You have even edited your post, to make it perfect
Leicester Piggott Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 How long did you think this through, and why did you come up with one of the strangest ideas ever. You have even edited your post, to make it perfect Edited due to typo. The core of the idea has been there for a while. It was actually Glenn Roeder who dreamt it up. Joe Royle has issued a court injunction though to prevent me beneting financially from the idea. Exactly why I'm donating it for free to the FOXES! (in joke) community at large. FOXES! You can't kill an idea Joe. FOXES!
Leicester Piggott Posted 4 February 2013 Posted 4 February 2013 So does no one want to hear my idea about Bob Dylan, Franck Rolling and Steve Stone?
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