Parafox Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 Much cubic than curvy. Can't stand middle aged women like that. Barely a trace of femininity in that physique at all. I agree, looks ok dressed but once the clothes come of and you see the marks from the elastic waistbands and sh1t, not to mention the excess flab that's going to make her minge look like a mouses arse in a crevice.
Guest MattP Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 That bird is minging, no curves at all. This is what a curvy obese girl should look like.
Zingari Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 I think I'd put my head in a lion's mouth with less trepidation than putting my manhood between those thighs
leicsmac Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 I think I'd put my head in a lion's mouth with less trepidation than putting my manhood between those thighs Not a chancer then Zing?
Kitchandro Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 Much cubic than curvy. Can't stand middle aged women like that. Barely a trace of femininity in that physique at all. Agreed. People seem unable to differentiate between curvy and just not skinny. The point of curves is the body is supposed to curve. Like big rack, flat stomach, big arse, slim hips.
Babylon Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 Big chick at college was well into me, very pretty face but just too big for me... saw her years later and she'd lost all the weight and was genuinely one of the most attractive women I'd ever seen. Should have got in there early.
Charl91 Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 Big chick at college was well into me, very pretty face but just too big for me... saw her years later and she'd lost all the weight and was genuinely one of the most attractive women I'd ever seen. Should have got in there early. Naah, she probably wouldn't have lost the weight in that case. By the time they're in relationships, women are like "fvck it, eat everything!". You probs made the right call.
Babylon Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 Naah, she probably wouldn't have lost the weight in that case. By the time they're in relationships, women are like "fvck it, eat everything!". You probs made the right call. You are probably right... although I will tell my Mrs if she gets porky, maybe I could have helped.
Ford Super Sunday Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 I thought the rules were never to date someone taller than yourself or someone that would beat (squash) you in a fight. On that basis, as I am not The Rock, is no., unfortunately. Dem de rulez.
Fox92 Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 Big chick at college was well into me, very pretty face but just too big for me... saw her years later and she'd lost all the weight and was genuinely one of the most attractive women I'd ever seen. Should have got in there early. To be fair, there is a girl into me (not only that feeling, but I've been told by others) at uni but she is slightly overweight. Very nice girl to talk to though, and a pretty face as well. (Not that I fancy her). Funny thing was, I was actually in bed once and my mate opens the door, puts his head around the corner, then thinks the girl is the girl I'm talking about above. Tells nearly everyone. Later that evening, I got questions like 'oh yeah I heard about you and xxxxx'. I was like what? Anyway, your post got me thinking how people change. The girls I went to school with are good examples. There are girls back then that everyone wouldn't consider attractive, but they are now.
Danno Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 To be fair, there is a girl into me (not only that feeling, but I've been told by others) at uni but she is slightly overweight. Very nice girl to talk to though, and a pretty face as well. (Not that I fancy her). Funny thing was, I was actually in bed once and my mate opens the door, puts his head around the corner, then thinks the girl is the girl I'm talking about above. Tells nearly everyone. Later that evening, I got questions like 'oh yeah I heard about you and xxxxx'. I was like what? Anyway, your post got me thinking how people change. The girls I went to school with are good examples. There are girls back then that everyone wouldn't consider attractive, but they are now. There was a girl in my school who I always thought was very fit, looked at her Facebook when I was adding people from my old school in Nottingham and found out she's now a model, and supports Leicester!
AyewJoking Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 My misses has size 6 trousers that are too big for her so you can probably guess its a no. surely this makes you more likely to have a go? must be bored of porking an ironing board.
leicsmac Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 I thought the rules were never to date someone taller than yourself or someone that would beat (squash) you in a fight. On that basis, as I am not The Rock, is no., unfortunately. Dem de rulez. Well, that's me fvcked then.
MooseBreath Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 There was a girl in my school who I always thought was very fit, looked at her Facebook when I was adding people from my old school in Nottingham and found out she's now a model, and supports Leicester! I thinks that's an unusual case. Most of the ditties I know at school turned into proper munters. Always thought it was because they ended up with scummy older boyfriends who got them up the duff and imprisoned them into a life of underclass peasantry. Meanwhile a lot of the less obviously attractive bitches blossomed into beauties. Mind you, that doesn't take much. You only need to be a sensible weight and you're already in the top 10% of the white girls on the UK. Well, that's me fvcked then. That explains a lot to be fair
Unabomber Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 Nah not for me thank you. Obese is grim and curvy means fat.
leicsmac Posted 10 July 2013 Posted 10 July 2013 That explains a lot to be fair Nah, no Napoleon Complex over here. If that was the case I'd agree with you and Matt a lot more. Ruling the world seems like too much hard work. Agree that a short bloke with a taller lady may well look weird to some people but quite frankly when I was out with my last better half I didn't give a fvck.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 11 July 2013 Posted 11 July 2013 Yes I would, if I really liked her .It's the person inside that counts, not looks.
Zingari Posted 11 July 2013 Posted 11 July 2013 I probably would, but if we went out for a meal I'd make sure it was one of those "all you can eat for £6 " . type places .
Fox92 Posted 11 July 2013 Posted 11 July 2013 Nah not for me thank you. Obese is grim and curvy means fat. I've heard people described Holly Willoughby and Kelly Brook as 'curvy'. Yet I'm guessing you wouldn't say no...?
Guest Bilo Posted 11 July 2013 Posted 11 July 2013 Yes I would, if I really liked her .It's the person inside that counts, not looks. That's always one that's better in theory than practice. I'm sure Miranda is a lovely woman in real life but she's a hardly a pin up. We're biologically programmed to find a woman with the best possible genes for procreation, and that means physically attractive women. In short, human beings are naturally shallow however much we try to deny it. I've heard people described Holly Willoughby and Kelly Brook as 'curvy'. Yet I'm guessing you wouldn't say no...? Let's not forget that curvy can just as easily be used as a euphemism for 'massive tits' as it can for 'fat.'
Fox92 Posted 11 July 2013 Posted 11 July 2013 Let's not forget that curvy can just as easily be used as a euphemism for 'massive tits' as it can for 'fat.' Yeah. Maybe should have used a different example!
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