jonthefox Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 I chatted up a chubby one night, and she told me she loved Hip Hop. I said is that with a silent c and a silent s ?.
Rincewind Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 I bet mostly males posted on here. I would not date the likes of the above but saying that I do not know them. When I first started work I was as all teenagers are drawn to the girl with the biggest tits. She was a very attractive girl. I went with her and paid for several lunches at the Co-op on Hie High Street. (we are talking many years ago) I was no Adonis so that is far as it got. She told me years ago after I had a jealousy fit that she only saw me as a 'friend' This was after years of Xmas cards, Valentine cards roses, birthday cards and compilation of taped music. I bet you wonder where this is going? There was another girl who was on the chubby side. Nothing like the above pictures but even though we never dated she was a caring person. She loved kids and would have made a pefect wife and mother. She was sometimes made fun of and swore a bit (Braunstone girl) but I always liked her. I was always unlucky with girls. The ones I liked knew each other and I found out that you could not say you liked the others to them.
jonthefox Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 I bet mostly males posted on here. I would not date the likes of the above but saying that I do not know them. When I first started work I was as all teenagers are drawn to the girl with the biggest tits. She was a very attractive girl. I went with her and paid for several lunches at the Co-op on Hie High Street. (we are talking many years ago) I was no Adonis so that is far as it got. She told me years ago after I had a jealousy fit that she only saw me as a 'friend' This was after years of Xmas cards, Valentine cards roses, birthday cards and compilation of taped music. I bet you wonder where this is going? There was another girl who was on the chubby side. Nothing like the above pictures but even though we never dated she was a caring person. She loved kids and would have made a pefect wife and mother. She was sometimes made fun of and swore a bit (Braunstone girl) but I always liked her. I was always unlucky with girls. The ones I liked knew each other and I found out that you could not say you liked the others to them.
StanSP Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 No-one fancies a go on these do they? Does the one on the left even know she's holding someone else's belly? And if so, why?!
separator Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 if anyone is looking for the larger lady... http://www.freefatdating.com/
Guest MattP Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 I bet mostly males posted on here. I would not date the likes of the above but saying that I do not know them. When I first started work I was as all teenagers are drawn to the girl with the biggest tits. She was a very attractive girl. I went with her and paid for several lunches at the Co-op on Hie High Street. (we are talking many years ago) I was no Adonis so that is far as it got. She told me years ago after I had a jealousy fit that she only saw me as a 'friend' This was after years of Xmas cards, Valentine cards roses, birthday cards and compilation of taped music. I bet you wonder where this is going? There was another girl who was on the chubby side. Nothing like the above pictures but even though we never dated she was a caring person. She loved kids and would have made a pefect wife and mother. She was sometimes made fun of and swore a bit (Braunstone girl) but I always liked her. I was always unlucky with girls. The ones I liked knew each other and I found out that you could not say you liked the others to them. You need to get back out in the market now you've got your geezer hat to work with. See you in Natterjacks Friday.
Mike Oxlong Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 No-one fancies a go on these do they? One on the left looks like she has a builders arse and legs wrapped round that petite waist.And the one in the right is a real hard luck story - fat AND ginger.
Rincewind Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 I went Asda in Oadby last Saturday And I saw this large lady and thought glad some of those on Foxestalk cannot see her. The reason being that she was in a wheelchair being pushed I presume by hubby and the basket at the back of her chair was stacked with chocolate bars. I am not one to judge but the question came to mind. Could she be eating that much chocolate because she was in a wheelchair or was she in a wheelchair because she ate that much chocolate? Of course she could have been shopping for another person. I won't point the finger.
Jimothy Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 I was drinking alone at a bar when I spotted a fat girl dancing on a nearby table. After watching for a while I walked past her and said, “Amazing legs.†She giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so?†“Definitely,†I replied. “Most tables would have collapsed by now.â€
Mike Oxlong Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Definition of irony - A fat girl that doesn't swallow.
Soar Fox Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 You need to get back out in the market now you've got your geezer hat to work with. See you in Natterjacks Friday. Natterjacks on a Friday night is full of 30-40 year old up for it woman. Had some good nights out in there.
Guest MattP Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Natterjacks on a Friday night is full of 30-40 year old up for it woman. Had some good nights out in there. Touche.
separator Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 I phoned the police the other day."What's your emergency?" they asked.I said, "Two girls are fighting over me.""OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?""The fat one's winning."
Rincewind Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Got them on my Facebook list. Never been in. Just added because they are a local bar selling some cask beers.
Guest Bilo Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Those birds on the last page do indeed look as though they've had 'Plenty of Fish.'
Guest MattP Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Get yourself on Plenty Of Fish Ken. Some sights on there, you will find someone though that's for sure if you are up for it Ken.
SystonFox Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Fat birds are absolute filth. They appreciate it more. However obese like the ones in the photos no way thank you
21st Century Fox Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Those birds on the last page do indeed look as though they've had 'Plenty of Fish.' They also look as if they smell like... I won't bother.
Guest Bilo Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Fat birds are absolute filth. They appreciate it more. However obese like the ones in the photos no way thank you You'd need a plank strapped across your back ffs. Don't get them too aroused unless you've got a tarpaulin. They also look as if they smell like... I won't bother. Shit, can you imagine? Funkier than a 70's disco.
Manwell Pablo Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Ha you clowns wait, yeah they start off at size 8, you wait till you've been with em a few years and they get their feet under the table. Before you know it your going out the Vannesa Feltz.
Bayfox Posted 9 July 2013 Posted 9 July 2013 Ha you clowns wait, yeah they start off at size 8, you wait till you've been with em a few years and they get their feet under the table. Before you know it your going out the Vannesa Feltz. he's right ya know. my missus was a size 6 when we met. now 15 years later and 2 kids later shes a size 10. fat munter. where does it stop!!!!
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