My thoughts about online dating

[21st Century Fox]

A friend of mine stupidly entrusted his log in details for a dating website to another of our friends, so one lunch time we tried to hook him up with as many women as we could who used the terms "bubbly", "lioness" or "survivor" in their profile

[Bellend Sebastian]

But Foxy Peter must have been an influencing factor for your other half.

 

He does open doors, it must be said

[AoWW]

He does open doors, it must be said

 

So long as that's all he opens!

[Lamby]

I'm still shit at it, they say to tell a joke or ask a question first..so I do and get no response. So I'm just sending this as the first message now:

 

Can you answer one of lifes most important questions?;

Who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman?

[Wymsey]

I've heard on the news in the past that peadophiles pretend to be someone that they're not (i.e. a picture that is not of them), in an attempt to lure those that interest them online onto them.

 

Hence, why I think sites that these should be seen/taken as a pinch of salt.

[Charl91]

I'm still shit at it, they say to tell a joke or ask a question first..so I do and get no response. So I'm just sending this as the first message now:

 

Can you answer one of lifes most important questions?;

Who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman?

 

Superman easy, don't be silly.

[Lamby]

Superman easy, don't be silly.

 

But Superman is just shit compared to every other Marvel superhero

[MooseBreath]

I've heard on the news in the past that peadophiles pretend to be someone that they're not (i.e. a picture that is not of them), in an attempt to lure those that interest them online onto them.

Hence, why I think sites that these should be seen/taken as a pinch of salt.

Not on dating sites as they're always over 18 and mostly over 30, we usually do it on facebook

[Manwell Pablo]

I'm still shit at it, they say to tell a joke or ask a question first..so I do and get no response. So I'm just sending this as the first message now:

 

Can you answer one of lifes most important questions?;

Who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman?

 

Lamby, thank you for being here to remind me no matter how bad things get for me in my life, it could be worse, I could be you. 

[Lamby]

Lamby, thank you for being here to remind me no matter how bad things get for me in my life, it could be worse, I could be you. 

 

Sometimes I wish I wasn't me

[Manwell Pablo]

Sometimes I wish I wasn't me

 

You need Prozac, or something. 

[Lamby]

You need Prozac, or something. 

 

I'm already on anti-depressants

[Finnegan]

AoWW does it.

[Webbo]

My sister found her new partner through a dating site. seems a nice chap,earns a fortune too.

[Zingari]

thai brides are a much better solution 

[MooseBreath]

thai brides are a much better solution

Far too expensive since they went and upgraded their shit. They have education there now and everything.

Still some bargains to be had in Venezuela though. Columbia too. Nice Latino totty with big round asses. Cheap as tarts and just as slutty.

Africa isn't a bad bet either if you like them dark. Bit on the dangerous side though. Have to hide the knives and make sure she never knows you've got life insurance, likewise with those crazy Russian brides. Their anger is great when it manifests itself into wild sex but no so great when they punch you in the face for asking them to do your ironing.

No, Venezuelan brides are where its at.

[Zingari]

You seem to have your finger on the pulse ,re the global good value totty market   Moosey 

[21st Century Fox]

Far too expensive since they went and upgraded their shit. They have education there now and everything.

Still some bargains to be had in Venezuela though. Columbia too. Nice Latino totty with big round asses. Cheap as tarts and just as slutty.

Africa isn't a bad bet either if you like them dark. Bit on the dangerous side though. Have to hide the knives and make sure she never knows you've got life insurance, likewise with those crazy Russian brides. Their anger is great when it manifests itself into wild sex but no so great when they punch you in the face for asking them to do your ironing.

No, Venezuelan brides are where its at.

 

Subtle and rather embarrassing.

[Wakeyfox]

Far too expensive since they went and upgraded their shit. They have education there now and everything.

Still some bargains to be had in Venezuela though. Columbia too. Nice Latino totty with big round asses. Cheap as tarts and just as slutty.

Africa isn't a bad bet either if you like them dark. Bit on the dangerous side though. Have to hide the knives and make sure she never knows you've got life insurance, likewise with those crazy Russian brides. Their anger is great when it manifests itself into wild sex but no so great when they punch you in the face for asking them to do your ironing.

No, Venezuelan brides are where its at.

 

Genius

[MooseBreath]

Subtle and rather embarrassing.

Are you describing your penis again?

[Guest MattP]

Are you describing your penis again?

 

lol lol

[21st Century Fox]

Are you describing your penis again?

 

No your e-vendetta. So you had a few arguments with someone online. You seriously need to let go or you'll grow to be a bitter, lonely.... no wait.

[MooseBreath]

No your e-vendetta. So you had a few arguments with someone online. You seriously need to let go or you'll grow to be a bitter, lonely.... no wait.

Hugh wat m8? I have no idea what you're going on about. I've quite enjoyed your posts lately, lots of sharp and original wit, i'll be disappointed if we have to ruin that with another silly indiscretion.

[21st Century Fox]

Hugh wat m8? I have no idea what you're going on about. I've quite enjoyed your posts lately, lots of sharp and original wit, i'll be disappointed if we have to ruin that with another silly indiscretion.

 

and to thing I +1'd you early. 

[AoWW]

and to thing I +1'd you early. 

 

Well that'll teach you.