Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE Ukrainian astronomers discover massive asteroid that could hit the earth with the power of 2,500 nuclear bombs in 2032 !! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2465563/Will-world-end-2032-Ukrainian-astronomers-discover-massive-asteroid-hit-earth-power-2-500-nuclear-bombs.html
Finnegan Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Odds of one in sixty three thousand. ****ing tabloids haha.
whoareyaaa Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Great, First the 2012 bullshit now this... Could he have not waited until 2031 to reveal this.
Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Author Posted 18 October 2013 That's all very well being dismissive ! But what if it takes a slight kiss off Saturn , canons into Jupiter picks up a bit of top spin and brushes in off the moon ? How dramatically would that lower the odds ?
StanSP Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Its in the mail, it must be true. It will give us cancer before it hits then.
Finnegan Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 That's all very well being dismissive ! But what if it takes a slight kiss off Saturn , canons into Jupiter picks up a bit of top spin and brushes in off the moon ? How dramatically would that lower the odds ? One does not simply cannon in to Jupiter (and survive.)
Mike Oxlong Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Fully expect my liver to have packed up before then. Phew!
Finnegan Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 It will give us cancer before it hits then. And be carrying three million Bulgarian immigrants.
StanSP Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 And be carrying three million Bulgarian immigrants. And it'll have the face of Diana or Jesus on it.
Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Author Posted 18 October 2013 One does not simply cannon in to Jupiter (and survive.) How can one be sure ? Has one actually tried it? One might be very surprised if one did . One might actually enjoy a game of inter galactic snooker if one tried.
cambridgefox Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE Ukrainian astronomers discover massive asteroid that could hit the earth with the power of 2,500 nuclear bombs in 2032 !! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2465563/Will-world-end-2032-Ukrainian-astronomers-discover-massive-asteroid-hit-earth-power-2-500-nuclear-bombs.html What a way to go when you've just got the oldest man in the world crown Zing!
Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Author Posted 18 October 2013 What a way to go when you've just got the oldest man in the world crown Zing! yes , that'd be just my flippin luck
Alf Bentley Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 So long as it doesn't affect house prices...
MooseBreath Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 I'm saying nothing but you don't know what this asteroid has been through. The people I'm involved with have first hand experience of dealing with asteroids. The editor at AsteroidsHaveFeelingsToo.com grew up on one so I think I would listen to him before the typical Tory mail readers and bankers. Not giving my opinion just trying to look at it from all sides. I know some on here will want to dismiss the asteroid right away and send it back where it came. Wouldn't want it landing on their private yachts.
notnow john Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 How can one be sure ? Has one actually tried it? One might be very surprised if one did . One might actually enjoy a game of inter galactic snooker if one tried. I've heard John Higgins Bosun plays .
Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Author Posted 18 October 2013 I've heard John Higgins Bosun plays . Yes , and Rocket Ronnie O'Sullivan .
Rocket-Ron Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 I do it's true, Though not very well Who's O Sullivan??
Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Author Posted 18 October 2013 And be carrying three million Bulgarian immigrants. And billioins of Vulcanarians too !!! . KEEP OUT YOU POINTY EARED BASTRURDS !!!!
Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Author Posted 18 October 2013 No need to start the diet, then. Perhaps if we all became blown up fatties we could al lie down at the impact spot and it will rebound back into space and hit Mars or summat. We've got to start making plans now !!
cambridgefox Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Perhaps if we all became blown up fatties we could al lie down at the impact spot and it will rebound back into space and hit Mars or summat. We've got to start making plans now !! or flans
Guest MattP Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 :o 2032 is always the year I have had in my mind that I die in.
Rincewind Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 I'll be in my 80's so I won;t receive my card from whoevers on the throne for my 100th birthday
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