AoWW Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Perhaps if we all became blown up fatties we could al lie down at the impact spot and it will rebound back into space and hit Mars or summat. We've got to start making plans now !! Today is National Chocolate Cupcake Day. (Mind you, it's also National Menopause Day!)
Bert Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Odds of one in sixty three thousand. ****ing tabloids haha. More probable than Lamby landing a bet!
Guest MattP Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 I'll be in my 80's so I won;t receive my card from whoevers on the throne for my 100th birthday What?!! According to your profile you're 28.
Alexikokopops Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 What?!! According to your profile you're 28. Ken's nearing retirement! That profile age is misleading, mind...
Zingari Posted 18 October 2013 Author Posted 18 October 2013 or flans yes , we must make flans, cup cakes , cream buns and french fancies , and plenty of 'em . The scientific approach is the only way we can fight this impending disaster. As a back up plan , how about positioning loads of trampolines around the globe? Even if it fails it would probably look good on Harry Hill's YBF
Guest MattP Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Ken's nearing retirement! That profile age is misleading, mind... Nearing retirement? That's generous
Beliall Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 How can one be sure ? Has one actually tried it? One might be very surprised if one did . One might actually enjoy a game of inter galactic snooker if one tried. I've heard John Higgins Bosun plays . you knocked that out the park
Vlad the Fox Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 yes , that'd be just my flippin luck At least you would die in the knowledge that your record won't be broken.
Vlad the Fox Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 I've heard York want it. Apparently according to the newly formed Asteroid Alliance the asteroid has always loved York, has been aiming for it for millions of years, and is known as the Asteroid of York for a reason you know, not to forget that it's following other asteroids that have been seen in the evening York sky.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 18 October 2013 Posted 18 October 2013 Just launch Bruce Willis at it. He'll be ancient by then! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
MPH Posted 19 October 2013 Posted 19 October 2013 Don't worry, the freaks at Westboro have already organised a protest against the asteroid. Signs saying " God hates asteroids" and " take your sinful intentions elsewhere" are already in production...
ozleicester Posted 19 October 2013 Posted 19 October 2013 "dont panic" easy for you to say but.... are there any animals on it?
Jace Posted 19 October 2013 Posted 19 October 2013 Knowing our luck that will be the season we finally achieve promotion.
Finnaldo Posted 19 October 2013 Posted 19 October 2013 Love how it goes from THE END OF THE WORLD FUNDTNDWGNXERHB to the fact there's a 99.99% it will miss and that then if might not even be a chance at all
leicsmac Posted 19 October 2013 Posted 19 October 2013 Love how it goes from THE END OF THE WORLD FUNDTNDWGNXERHB to the fact there's a 99.99% it will miss and that then if might not even be a chance at all Funny, isn't it? Here's a nice thought for your day, which I've mentioned before on here: the global killer (or civilisation-ender, depending on size) will quite probably be the one we know nothing about until we see it enter the Earths atmosphere and streak across the sky about half a second before impact. We've charted around 90% (estimated) of the objects out there bigger than 10km in size (true extinction-causers) but there's always that 10%, and the ones between 5-10km (which would still set humanity back a few centuries) we know much fewer of.
cityfanlee23 Posted 19 October 2013 Posted 19 October 2013 I heard it had 6 kids and signed on, Let's hope it doesn't "Clip" anything on the way down, It get disability benefits... ****ing immigrant benefit defrauding bastard, I'll get it off the dole queue and get him a job as a bulldozer ball or something. Need to take a stand against these fvckers, piss off back to where you came from
MPH Posted 19 October 2013 Posted 19 October 2013 Odds of one in sixty three thousand. ****ing tabloids haha. 1in 14,000,000 chance of winning the National lottery when you buy a ticket.....
MPH Posted 19 October 2013 Posted 19 October 2013 "dont panic" easy for you to say but.... are there any animals on it? Think of all the Animals its going to kill when it hits!
ozleicester Posted 19 October 2013 Posted 19 October 2013 Think of all the Animals its going to kill when it hits!
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