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I've been nominated about 50 times by plebs because they know this is right up my alley but I refuse to do it. I won't be pigeon holed in to when i'll do a shit mix. The first time I met my missus at a house party I caught her smearing marmalade and peanut butter on the hosts kitchen cupboards and was intrigued. I got chatting to her and it became clear she was a complete menace and things got out of hand. I ended up doing a pint of brandy, pickled onions and vinegar, ate a benson & hedges fag and snorted the biggest line of curry powder out of a pot noodle that even Daniella Westbrook would have been proud of. My nose exploded, but I still went up town and got bollocksed and had two pizzas on the way home. Not a problem. These complete salads deserve an early death.

 

I've heard there's one kicking about where a lad goes in to the toilets and fishes a richard out of the pan, whacks it in his pint and downs it. Now that is where I draw the line and this should now carry prison sentences to rid the world of complete norris's

I love that you have to have a good think about at least one word a sentence in your posts.

 

Back on topic, this game is pathetic. Why are people doing this? It's one thing being peer-pressured into downing a dirty pint in person, it's something else altogether over the internet. How weak and desperate for attention are these people?

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I saw someone drink a pint of their own piss for £100.

made me feel sick

 

The rugby team at my uni had drinking the president's piss as part of their inititation.

 

The cvnt had VD and the daft sods got it as a result.

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I remember once having an 'eat money' competition with a lad called Mad Johnny when I was a young'un down the pub. Shame there was no facebook or cameraphones back in them days. I won the competition, and cleared the shrapnel in my pocket. It's called putting your money where your mouth is.  :P

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When people start doing full bottles of spirits is when it starts to become a bit over the top. Seen ones where people walk in to shops grab a beer from the fridge skull and then run off, order beers at Pubs skull and then run off with out paying. Making Beer Bongs inside hardware shops and doing it in the shops.

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Nobody is asking people to eat their own shit. So you can't blame peer pressure for that.

Anyway my hamster always ate its own shit and it never seemed to bother it.

Think of all the food we could save if people ate shit instead of throwing it away.

I agree, could solve all this eating or heating crisis, and food banks could become public toilets solving 2 problems.

Think of all those fussy bastards in Africa, we are on to them now, I'm emailing Lenny Henry right now.

Posted

The occasional one is funny but on the most parts it's bellends thinking they're cool by downing a pint. If people were actually funny it wouldn't be as bad.

Posted

I just don't understand why they would voluntarily drink these things, does it specify you have drink something stronger than the last person? Is that the game?

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I just don't understand why they would voluntarily drink these things, does it specify you have drink something stronger than the last person? Is that the game?

 

Nah. But if you're enough of a dick to do it you may as well try and be a bigger dick than the last dick.

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It's another avenue of my wasted tax money after wankers like these end up in hospital downing pints of vodka.

Let them tough it out, Sick of morons like this ruining society.

I thought this would be right up your street lee, you disapoint :(
Posted

I can still down a pint in 2-3 seconds.

I'm not drinking my own shit though.

Posted

I can still down a pint in 2-3 seconds.

I'm not drinking my own shit though.

 

Someone else's shit is different, presumably? :P

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Someone else's shit is different, presumably? :P

:P

Posted

Someone on my Facebook has done it with Vodka, Wine, Pepper, Beechams all in one, Cranberry juice, Nesquik milkshake powder, Salad cream & spicy stuff.

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Someone on my Facebook has done it with Vodka, Wine Pepper, Beechams all in one, Cranberry juice, Nesquik milkshake powder, Salad cream & spicy stuff.

 

What the hell is 'wine pepper'? :unsure: 

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Why? :blink:

 

He's a bit of a strange one, so that's probably why.

What the hell is 'wine pepper'? :unsure:

 

No one saw that :ph34r:

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He's a bit of a strange one, so that's probably why.

 

That wasn't a response to your post.

Posted

2 people have died from this apparently - and from what I've seen of them so far, it's Darwinism at it's finest.

 

Colossal bellends. (not the dead, the morons who do it) 

Posted

Well make that obvious then!

 

Presumably he'd have quoted you if it was a response to your post. That's what people tend to do. >_<

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Presumably he'd have quoted you if it was a response to your post. That's what people tend to do. >_<

 

And not ask a question with just one word

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And not ask a question with just one word

 

Huh?

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