LanguedocFox Posted 3 April 2014 Posted 3 April 2014 Now: don't say you weren't told: http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2014/04/nun-school-lecture-gay-masturbation Must admit, it never had that effect on me, but maybe I am the exception that proves the rule.
The God Emperor Posted 3 April 2014 Posted 3 April 2014 Oh no, I must be gayer than Alan Carr! Allah forgive me!
Bayfox Posted 3 April 2014 Posted 3 April 2014 Well I was gonna say she should do the right thing and suck them off. But it turns out she thinks thats gay shit as well. So there's only one thing for it. Nun gangbang.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 3 April 2014 Posted 3 April 2014 What's this all about then? Haven't got time to read the article because I'm too busy...err...well you know
Stadt Posted 3 April 2014 Posted 3 April 2014 Wht a loda of rubis, religiou peopl shouldnt. Comm t on absolutely everyhin Sorry fro they typos , imusing ym my left hnad
HEGGSY Posted 3 April 2014 Posted 3 April 2014 Wht a loda of rubis, religiou peopl shouldnt. Comm t on absolutely everyhin Sorry fro they typos , imusing ym my left hnad !
Rincewind Posted 3 April 2014 Posted 3 April 2014 Nothing new the church being against self pleasuring.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 Holy shit! How did she find that out? It must be a bad habit!
BoneDog Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 Find a girl, settle down, if you want you can marry. There's absolutely no need to squeeze your own shaft. TBH it's bang out of order.
DennisNedry Posted 5 April 2014 Posted 5 April 2014 Find a girl, settle down, if you want you can marry. There's absolutely no need to squeeze your own shaft. TBH it's bang out of order. How is it bang out of order to do something with your own body in private? You're a Muslim, right? I'd say masturbation is a hell of a lot less questionable than having multiple wives and sex with a 9 year old like your prophet did.
BoneDog Posted 6 April 2014 Posted 6 April 2014 How is it bang out of order to do something with your own body in private? You're a Muslim, right? I'd say masturbation is a hell of a lot less questionable than having multiple wives and sex with a 9 year old like your prophet did. Blimey, you do take masturbation seriously don't you?! Do you self-love often my friend? For what it's worth, you can play with yourself to your hearts content for all I care laddo. Next time you splash one all over the place remember I said that PHWOAAAAR. CRACK ON!
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