surrifox Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 this made me chuckle........... "I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment. I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dog**** under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this. The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days. I mean really gash. football generally. I hate nearly everything about it these days.... I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor. I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL. I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business? I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF. I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace. I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.. And the Wii. I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. I hate Garth Crooks. I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter. I hate Sky Sports. I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing. I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory. I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do. I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment. I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us. I hate Phil Brown. I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY ****ING TOURNAMENT! I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month. I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil. I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop ****ing lingering. I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford. I hate Leeds. I hate Roy Keane. I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home. I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson. I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos. I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords. I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed. I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. **** me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one. I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start." Regards Simon Simon Clode Rival Colour Ltd Unit A6-7 Poplar Business Park 10 Prestons Road London E14 9RL 0207 537 7144 www.rivalcolour.com
Samilktray Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 The majority of it gets said on here over n over again. Sad fucker, taking the time to write all that
Tommeh Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 The guy makes some decent points and I agree with the majority. Fair play.
Jon the Hat Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 The majority of it gets said on here over n over again.Sad fucker, taking the time to write all that Sad? SAD? You have 12,000 posts and you call that sad!! That is funny.
Daggers Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 RegardsSimon Simon Clode Rival Colour Ltd Unit A6-7 Poplar Business Park 10 Prestons Road London E14 9RL 0207 537 7144 www.rivalcolour.com I like his bollocks. If you are going to call the ICF a bunch of 'Gaylords' then popping your business address and website onto the internet demonstrates that you are tough as fuck. Or as dim as one of those wank environmental light bulbs.
Samilktray Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 Sad? SAD? You have 12,000 posts and you call that sad!! That is funny. The majority of my posts are shorter and more irrelevant than this. Chump.
Jon the Hat Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 The majority of my posts are shorter and more irrelevant than this.Chump. His was at least about football...
Manwell Pablo Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 Bang in with most of it. Just a shame everyone knows most of it but nothing ever changes.
Guest Mee-9 Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'.I bet you do. !! Love it aswell how he put his address, so Mr Briatore can send him threatening letters.
Lillehamring Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 couldn't this have just been posted in the gear grinding thread? isn't there enough dreary moaning threads these days as it is?
Guest Bilo Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 Long post that can be summed in one six letter word. Heroic.
dandannieldanok Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 the ironic thing is that he'll probably still spend a couple of hours of his life and £30 on a ticket every week.
Finnegan Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 Andthe Wii. lol !? Completely agreed with the Roy Hodgson bit as well.
Fosse Boy Posted 26 January 2010 Posted 26 January 2010 You'll be unsurprised to hear that I agree with most of it.
SystonFox Posted 27 January 2010 Posted 27 January 2010 I found myself same. he makes some very valid points. will anything ever be done? will it fook! which is what makes it funny and depressing at the same time
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