Scanchez

If it's not announced in the next 14 minutes, it's not happening. Simple as. And we'll only have ourselves to blame. We should have written a song for him or something. Let him know how much we care. An easy to learn dance routine. But no. Lazy, fickle fanbase. I suppose there's a chance it could get announced later than 14 minutes time. In which case, I'll retract my 'lazy' and 'fickle' comments.

Scoring tonight!

No shame in that. Better than a Desmond.

Love a birrah Sensi Soccer.

Hearing a lot of rumours that we're going to win this 2-0 tonight. Not ITK but things are being said. That's all I'm saying. Don't want to get anyone in to trouble.

One goal never feels enough. The only thing that surprised me was that Ipswich didn't grab a 94th minute winner.

Not really sure what to say. I'm not sure where this leaves us as a club or as a city as a whole. Will tonight's game go ahead?

He had quite a few bad games for us.

Change the name of Old John to Old Vards. It's the very least he deserves.

I'VE NOT BEEN HAPPY WITH ENZO ALL SEASON. THIS IS THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN. GET ROONEY IN.

I like him already.

This won't be as easy as some people are making out. Coventry are a good team and have hit some form. 6-0 to Leicester.

It's weird how the word banter used to mean 'a playful and friendly exchange'. Now it just means something rank or cruel that a thicko lad says or does iT's jUsT bANtEr Let's laugh at people who died in the Hillsborough disaster - iT's jUsT bANtEr Let's laugh at people who died in an air disaster - iT's jUsT bANtEr Let's laugh about a serial child rapist and sex offender - iT's jUsT bANtEr It's the humour of a moronic school bully who doesn't know how to be funny so goes for cruelty instead. LigHtEn uP - iT's jUsT bANtEr

RELEASE THE CANNON

NO WAY. HE'S HAD HIS CHANCE. BURN THE WITCH!

He looked proper rusty.

Can see this one been propa nawty

Personally, I'd make it 62,500. Why? Because I think BIG. I'm an ideas man. I don't ask. I take. I'm an alpha. Most people are sheep but I'm a hammer head shark. Sharks eat sheep. 62,500 or knock the bloody thing down. Your choice, Top.

I would say that's unlucky but you're flying to Las Vegas for God's sake!

Let's just be polite. Take the three points but remember are manners. 1-0. Thank you, Sir.

Damn, I missed this. Wonder if they'll have it on iplayer?

Can't see him staying with us next season. Isn't working.

One of the greats. Such a shame.

Just press 2 or 3 a few times, you'll be fine.