MC Prussian

I'm counting goals and assists here. But yes, just in terms of goals scored, he edges it. Damning stats for Fatawu. What a letdown he's been in the second half of the season.

Second-best scorer in this team (11 goals, 4 assists) in terms of league matches. Only Fatawu is slightly better (9 goals, 7 assists), but he has played 43 times, as opposed to James' 32 matches this season. I know which one I'd make captain.

Besides, our "lowest of lows" was temporarily sitting in sixth place in League One (twice). But with a little bit of luck, I'm sure we can Top that.

He won't come back. His contract expires in June.

Btw, I wonder whether that long ball was meant that way. Just kicked it into the box. That it found Thomas was down to the latter's willpower and speed. Somebody link to a replay.

Is that the Royal "We"? Surely Top can't be that deluded?

And at no point is there any mention of an immediate return to the Championship. What happened to "We promote"? Well, I guess they've learnt their lesson this time.

So tone deaf, so farcical. "We", as in you, Top, weren't in League One before. That was under Mandaric. The rest of the statement? Expect another year under the glorious leadership of King Power.

Hopefully saving it all up for Friday evening.

Seems like that Chelsea job came a little bit prematurely, after all... Ligue 1 to the Premier League is quite the step-up. (Bonsoir, Claude Puel)

Probably some banger away days. New grounds to discover. Potentially finally a likeable squad : The end of the BC Game sponsorship. Can't wait for that Adidas shirt deal to expire.

1 win in 12.

Knowing Top and Rudkin, we will highly likely plan for next season as early as August.

What a szn he's had. Lazy, one-dimensional one-trick pony. One of the worst offenders this season, potentially the worst overall.

So much money, so little talent. But plenty of arrogance not to realize these two created this problem a long time ago. You reap what you sow. Fish stinks from the head. Or Top. Whichever way you want to look at it.

"Gonorrhea, your sister's here!" You're a legend if you know which show that's from, and between which people this banter took place.

Wonder whether Rowett remembers that there's this player called Monga...

I'm shocked. That was his THIRD assist all season.

Yes, Luke Thomas is a bombscare of a left-back. But he showed more passion, guile and stamina going forward than all of our strikers, wingers and midfielders combined. Ran his socks off. Daka? Clown show once again. Fatawu? Any shots on goal tonight? De Cordova-Reid? Have you seen anything noteworthy from him going forward tonight (apart from that one assist (Hello, @StanSP ))? Mukasa has turned into one selfish *****. Ramsey a close second. What does Skipp offer to this team? I still cannot fathom why we brought him here. He does nothing apart from being on the pitch. Shows up occasionally, that's it. And Rowett decides to bring on attacking power this late into the game. WTF? Feel sorry for Jordan James to be surrounded by so many detestable players. He was a shining light in an otherwise utterly grim season. We don't deserve him. We wasted £100m on absolute dross. Well done, club management. Your level of incompetence has trickled down everywhere. Your "philosophy" has brought us this far. Get the fvck out of this club.

Fvck off King Power. Fvck off BC Game, you vile company. Fvck off fvcking pink shirts. Laughing stock of the league.

Good riddance. And take your annoying Social media fanboys with you.

LOOK AT THOSE HAPPY CLAPPERS. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, TOO.

Hope they're all proud of themselves. What an achievement. Record low points total ever in the Championship for us. Ship these players out at the first opportunity. Don't want to see most of them in a Leicester shirt ever again.

That's it. Welcome to League One, lads. Fantastic campaign this was.

Mavididi is such a one-trick pony.