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They must have a torrent of hair flooding their communes without a billion barbers too

Is Wasserman's niche dogshit footballers or something? Unique Sports Group at least seem to have decent players, I'd rather leverage these.

There are lots of crap Italian towns, not saying Cremona is or not - but even dumps in Britain often have a bit more going on

Really excited by this. A dynamic box to box player - we haven't had one for years. By the time KDH had excelled he was much more of an attacking 8 and the defensive side of his game sort of withered. C. £5m will look a snip at the end of the season.

Should have been a Championship loan, he'd shown enough for a crap Cardiff team. However if he goes and has 25+ goal contribution season in L1 (he has the talent) then it'll be worth it.

I wasn't comparing them as players, I was saying his goals scaled. He score 8 in 15 nineties, 0.53 per 90 - and then scored 12 in 13.9 ninety in the PL. Carranza scored 37 in 78.4 nineties, 0.47 per ninety. Cucho Hernandez and Ricardo Pepi both have pretty decent track records after moving to Europe after MLS careers - it's a far better league than it was.

The majority of the xG we’ve created has been with Daka on the pitch, just having an actual striker on makes us better. Ayew’s heatmaps look he’s a attacking right back

Jhon Duran scored goals in the MLS and his game scaled up fine. His record per 90 is decent in the Netherlands too. This is a guy on loan who doesn’t have to be that that good to be better than our current options. Takes good shots, presses well and he’s reasonably competent in the air. A loan with an option is smart business.

54 goals in 120 career starts, loan with a buy option. What are you expecting?

Selling Soumare ≠ selling everybody. I doubt he goes anyway, too late in the window and there’s other things going and not like there’s concrete interest.

We’d be fine. Even if we didn’t bring anybody in this window we’d have to stick it out until January - about 17 games. He doesn’t add much anyway. I probably am being overly flippant but we just need to be shit off the shit players who offer so little

We’re most likely not going up, we lose him on a free otherwise - he barely wants to be here. We’ve seen him offer next to nothing 90% of the time. It’s drastic but we just have to rid ourselves of the players with a year left. Ricardo is back, so Choudhury could play in midfield. Maybe we land James. Cover, Braybrooke could maybe fill in a bit

Battered wife syndrome on here, one 6.5/10 performance and some are wavering. I’d sell him even if we couldn’t replace him

Yeah I’d never heard him speak either. Easy to do arm chair psychoanalysis but seems like he’s probably a shy-ish middle class type - that doesn’t lend itself to establishing yourself in a chaotic environment. We need him to be decent enough because he’s essentially unsellable. He’s proved he’s more than capable at this level, just needs to maintain what he did on Friday

BEK out and Carranza in. Bumper 6 hour shifts from Rudkin to do it

Low risk, high-ish potential reward option. It’s incredibly sensible, let’s hope a fresh start is what he needs. For all the kvetching about him from Feyenoord fans I’ve not seen them say why they think he’s shit - hopefully just overreactions to limited minutes

I’d like to see Braybrooke get 20 minutes. Sorry to repeat this phrase again but if he put in some of the performances Skipp/Soumare have - people would say they’ll never make it.

Daley-Campbell is a shout, classic sort of shit youth signing we make and invariably hold onto until they’re 23

If we signed a 27 year old with 300 career apps you wouldn’t write them off after 3 games but some tools are picking holes in a literal child’s game. He shouldn’t be playing really but he’s been fine, not at the level we need yet but that’s totally normal. We’re also struggling to create and move the ball forwards too because the DMs are turgid players.

The Red Admiral in Broughton Astley is a lesser spotted light touch Everards. All the better for it, textured wallpaper, dingy opaline light fittings and Theakston on cask. Invariably one day they’ll decide it needs loads of clashing tartan upholstery and LEDs

Ayew isn’t a number nine, embarrassing he even has it. He’s a worse striker (read, not player) than say dross like Bednar

We all got into football for the class and respect showed to opposition players right? Gray was an underwhelming no mark with an inflated view of himself constantly whining cryptically on social media. Plus he went down ‘injured’ twice and was rolling around like fanny - he was fine. Glad he got stick.

Very pleased with him, please at least try Daka up top. Ayew isn’t a nine.

Feels like G is much more involved so far

They have 7/9 with the draw coming against the favourites for the division. The hype is justified given they broke the EFL points record too