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Top is the most agency-less man in the world, he owns a football club and the biggest impact he has is 'we maybe want to try and play like Man City' and we've recently appointed Steve Cooper because that's who his arsehole lodger fell on. It's insane we have this dictatorial, top-down culture behind the scenes and he's also a complete wet lettuce at the same time.

BEK averages 0.25 xA per 90 in his career, he could pretty easily add 0.10 adjusting for the drop in quality for the championship. Plus players usually outperform their xA so I could see him with 20+ quite easily, especially if he's on set pieces. He's at 0.10 xG per game, KDH was at similar or even worse in his league campaigns but he cruelly had the ability to score more as evidenced by his Blackpool loan and his limited minutes in European campaigns. If he stays he'll score more than he has obviously - but I don't think he has the timing of KDH but he's probably a better ball striker. I'd guess something like 10-12 goals and 18-20 assists. Leif Davies set up 18 in 23-24.

Prefer Spice Cube to Gurkha New Delhi but they’re both good.

Someone has to want these players

He has no clue about the nuances between Rohl and Cifuentes styles, let's be honest

Imagine if we'd started on -6 last season. We wouldn't have made double figures

Didn’t realise Choudhury was so tall

We’re crippled by Rudkin - not FFP

It's like the last throws of a regime collapse, the KP republican guard will flee to the tribal areas soon

Early Kasabian were so good, if an emerging band came out with this now as their breakout hit it'd be very well received - and it's just an album track

This is veering into Forest fans wanting to have intercourse with their players territory

Oh man what a team and culture Pearson built. Great blokes first and foremost.

6 of them have

£21,126 per minute played excluding wages

Ah right I can’t even remember watching him tbh

I love the Boat Inn - fantastically old school. The AoC is one of Everard’s better pubs imo precisely because they can’t put their usual stock interior in

£3m we bought him for, with 6 months remaining on his contract. We already had two right-footed players who can play at LB. Brainless signing and seems like we genuinely bought him because he’d previously played under the long departed Enzo. Anybody with a brain knew it’d turn out badly

If Fatawu adds goals to his game then he'll go to the top

Not even competitive!

Winks it at fault for the second, needlessly jumps from his position when Monga is already pressuring the opposition. Vestergaard is just too immobile now

Being a good finisher ≠ being a striker.

Monga is mature for his age, he never tends to shoot in poor locations - just then he could have easily had a poor shot blocked but he did the right thing and picked out a runner.

Rehan is special

On the wing primarily but he played 3 games upfront and didn't score in any of them