Parafox

Let's start... There once was a footballer called Jenas Who sent pics of his miniscule penis To deflect from that He became quite a twat And disappeared up his own anus

Being a general terwat and absolutely dire as a football pundit/TV presenter? I imagine his agent dropped him as he is now un-marketable? In any event, it's a sad loss to broadcasting.

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Agree. They drive almost entirely fixed on the car in front, not what else might be going on around/further ahead of them. When I was training for blue lights we had to do a commentary as we drove, explaining what we saw, what action we were taking in response, how we positioned the vehicle on the road, when we used the brakes, what gear was used, what we were planning to do when approaching hazards, what road signs/road markings there were. All spoken out loud to the examiner. It certainly focused the mind. I still do that from time to time just to keep it in my head.

Defensive driving style, anticipation, (not just in case something develops ahead of you, but also in your next planned manoeuvre, (turn, overtake, acceleration, slowing, etc)), awareness, looking as far ahead as is possible and patience, all key parts of good driving behaviour. My ambulance driving training used this: Roadcraft. Roadcraft. Roadcraft: The Police Driver's Handbook It completely changed my driving behaviour and techniques and I still apply now, what I learnt then. I urge drivers here to at least take a look.

You mean you didn't find a bath, some spare car tyres, a bike frame, a pedestal fan...

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What if a yacht the size of this one was anchored fore and aft? It wouldn't be able to turn into the wind, surely.

My dad worked at Wadkin's as a toolmaker. Their woodworking machines were exported all over the world and regarded as among the best there was.

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What we do have is FIXED INCOME. We can't earn extra by working overtime or bonuses. What we get is what we get. Plus, private pensions are subject to the stock market and interest rates, currently affecting pensions negatively.

Is it ok with you if I claim the £1 seniors discount for my haircut and a£1 off £7:95 lunch (sandwich) in my local? Thanks.

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Not exactly controversial, but as irritating as **** and one reason I can't abide these sorts. Self important, self absorbed, arrogant self entitled nobodies. Unfortunately, these people get paid a lot of money meaning they'll never go away. BTW, click on the link "Do they know I'm a tiktoker", not the website or watch now links.

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Wasn't this Rodgers tactic, also? Look where that got us.

Someone recently posted on a local Facebook page that Morrison's Sunday roast dinner in the café was substandard.

They were probably crewed up together in the same response car and not being sent separately.

It took me 6 circuits on the miniature railway at Wicksteed Park.

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That's a challenging wank.

Me too. Mine was called Grammar school.

How many games did Derby win during that season? We only need to win more than they did and they will still have the record lowest points. See, I'm being positive.

Yesh, maybe you should shimply shtop?