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Yeah, that's a stretch for me. I have nursery bills to pay.

Oh, you must have accidentally gone to Backdoortwo. Easy mistake to make.

I stopped at the word 'buy'.

Genius! Your great mind is wasted on here, you should be out solving global poverty, or curing cancer. "All you have to do is Google 'How To Cure Cancer'..."

Yeah, I agree. It's the match thread, not the stream thread. People should be talking about what's happening in the game - I know that's what I'll be doing, as soon as I get a good stream. You don't happen to have one, do you?

This is the most worried I've been about a football game all season now...

Mum, can we have a Galacticos? Mum: No, we have Galacticos at home. The Galacticos at home

Yeah same for me

I choose this match thread.

I was with you right up until you said you'd prefer to see Hamza.

Yeah. It turns out he's suffering from an acute case of Seagravitis. I think it's usually about a 3 year recovery period.

Our wingers have been poor today.

You are a hero

Well we could be doing worse, but we also could be doing better. So on that basis, I'll give it a 5/10.

Easiest game of the season. I'd we don't win by at least 8, I'll be disappointed. We're going to mash them.

I do wish we hadn't sacked Rodgers. Til we got relegated, at least. Maybe then more people would have realised what a fraud he was.

No, but I'm often serious in person.

Why would Seagrave do this to us???

There's only one Nigel Pearson.

I quite like Nacho, but to put him over Okazaki? Hmm...

Atlantic Salmon.

We've won 2 games, and both by just 1 goal. I'd love to have the confidence that we're definitely going to get promoted, let alone going unbeaten, but we've barely seen anything yet.

It's so nice to be entertained by football again.

Can't believe I've just read two pages of this crap. To try and bring this inane thread back on track, I've heard from numerous sources that he is currently suffering from a temporary physical malady which has put him out of action for the time being.

He didn't get 20+ goals last time we were in the championship, and we won it. He's a much cleverer footballer now, but he also doesn't have the legs to run at people anymore, so it's highly unlikely he's going to get 20+ goals now... People make far too many excuses for Vardy. I understand why - he's our greatest ever player - but that sentimentality shouldn't cover that he's clearly way past his peak.