Tielemans63

He's not even a real manager is he? A Dutch Wayne Rooney

If the all the players, the manager, the Director of Football and the chairman could all kindly **** off, that would be lovely. This will be 6 or 7.

Bin this clueless shitbag ASAP. Absolutely ****ing useless

If Wellens has modelled his management style on Sir Nige, then I'd defo consider it.

Liam Rosenior for me. Did a cracking job at Hull. Was impressed with them when they beat us at the KP.

Not enough names in his name for me

Go to matches? I've stopped even watching them on TV. I actually find it painful to watch our club pay guys £60k-£70k a week for them not to even try. £3m+ year and some of them literally could not give a flying ****. It's absolutely disgusting, and I actively detest half of our players. I could cope if they would just show some fight, but they don't have a pair of bollocks between them. Fair play to those who still go every week (my folks still do), but I honestly don't know how you do it. I find it hard to support players who show no affinity to, or desire to fight for the club.

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest we might need to score a goal to finish above Ipswich. So on that basis, we're ****ed whatever happens. We'll lose to both Ipswich and Southampton at home anyway

Can we bring back covid-style forfeiting of matches and take the 0-3? Save everyone the inconvenience.

He's lucky he has his reputation as a player because he should never get a top flight job ever again, based on his managerial 'talent'. Miles out of his depth.

Shameless, talentless, soulless bunch of *****

For the record, I'm not keen on Dyche, but I know he's interested as I've been told by someone very close to him that he's already been in contact with the club.

Give him the summer to rebuild. ****ing great idea

Dyche is really keen on the job and has already offered his services to the club.

You just know this absolute waste of space is going to have the first 8 games of next season too, before the thick ***** who 'run' our club realise he might not be that good.

****ing clueless. Looked a poor appointment from the word GO. Has been far worse than I imagined and my expectations were extremely low

Here comes the record....

It's actually offensive how ****ing piss-weak we are.

The worst manager we've ever had. He's absolutely ****ing abysmal

I actually didn't think I'd ever reach a point where I've got a Leicester game on in the background and I'm not even arsed about what's going on. We're a pathetic shell of a club

I wish we had a player like Joelinton. The guy might not be the best, but he's an absolute grafter. Proper fighter.

I'd usually agree with you, but when it's a question of which set of fans I'd like to see have their moment....it's not even a question, the Geordies would deserve (if it happens).

Agreed. I loved the guy, could never understand why he got so much stick. He had some ineffective games but wingers are usually mercurial by nature. Would be our best player by a million miles if we still had him.

Crap game so far. Hoping Newcastle win this one