Mike Oxlong

That's a collectors item. A picture of Conrad Logan on the bench

Did anyone know that as of today Quorn are the highest ranked village team in the football pyramid ?

He then thought he was going to piss himself with the pain and caught his foreskin in his zipper in the haste to not wet his trousers resulting in surgery to reattach the part torn off when trying to free himself. Got to feel for the bloke

Surprised the club haven’t introduced their Going Down/Going Under line of clothing yet

Think we will resign from the EFL to avoid PSR regulations and apply to join the Thai League. Tasty derbys against Young Boys Phuket and Trans Pattaya FC upcoming

Apathy is the overwhelming emotion amongst most atm in my opinion. Apathy is more harmful than anger as the angry fans still care. The apathetic fans will be harder to win back.

I hate the phrase “ in the ten “ Owynn on RL uses it when announcing the team and it sounds like a w@nky effort to be cool

A hefty outlay for what has cumulatively been three seasons of failure. So our answer has been to not only retain but to promote the bloke who is primarily responsible. With that sort of decision making how is it possible to have any optimism for the future ? If you care about the club you can’t support this regime.

I'm only renewing if they put the prices up

Has the control of someone playing with a football on a bungee rope

Always injured though

The US cabinet is holding its periodic ass licking of POTUS meeting atm. Hegseth thinks he’s playing Call of Duty rather than profoundly affecting other peoples lives.

Seats positioned outside the stadium will be more expensive than those inside it

But with the same chumps in charge to refill it ?!

I am forced to conclude that you have forgotten the meaning of the word "treat"

I'm not sure that 25% off next years season ticket would interest me These goons have been overpaying dross for far too long and for too many years to come Not sure my wallet or emotions should fund or support that any longer

For me it would be about £30 per game for my ticket then add on travel costs to watch the likes of Thomas, Okoli and BDCR and us meaninglessly pass the ball about whilst creating few chances and letting in goals for fun 🤔

Shame. Would have liked to see him grace League One with his talent

Bargain - for Stuttgart

And to think I had you down as a bikini carwash sort of fella Jd !

Amen 🙏

Would be a bit dodgy

The Watford manager should've been a barber - Ed Still

Elvis Hammond

I think we haven't utilised his strengths over time because we have stopped being a counter attacking team and his threat (can't believe I'm using that word now !) was running in behind rather than scoring goals v a team that has already set its defence and midfield with little space inbetween That doesn't excuse the abject finishing we're now seeing which is the result of a total loss of confidence. Still prefer him to Ayew though although that's a bit like saying I'd prefer to shit my pants on a night out rather than mess them with a gush of diarrhoea