fazzyfox

Appoint Cleverly? That’s not something we do!

I noticed Souttar was with the squad arriving at Sheffield Weds, presume he was the spare / 21st man you take in case of injury in warm up which suggests he's close to ready. Where would he be in the pecking order? For me he's a little less mobile than Okoli but his passing whilst basic is not as hap hazard / random outcome / hot potato time. Physically as a "stopper" he's better than any of the other options. In terms of a partnership would he and Lascelles offer enough mobility and pace or an out ball, I just think he's less of a bomb scare than the others have been and maybe not as mentally scarred and fragile as they are although he's had his own different battles (injury) to contend with.

It’s papering over the cracks but having had 45+ shots in 2 games is it fair to say if we had James in the side he’d have scored 2 or 3 with his composure. I’m going to sue Wales .

In 4 days dropped 4 points against teams with nothing to play for but their pride. Maybe if we had some pride of our own it wouldn’t have happened. Yes a few great saves but most of the others of our 21+ shots on target were snatched at, hit straight at him, not with any thought or composure just desperation and panic. How many were drilled low in the opposite direction to where the keepers feet and body weight are headed. Mid-height curlers in the direction he’d going are meat and drink to him or any keeper.

And the happy clappers still do their seal impressions

Waste of a game. Waste of a day. Bunch of wasters.

Look, as I was saying Ayew is a fine player, our best hope to get out of this, always rated him

Oh come on what more of a chance do you want you bunch of muppets. Drill it low and it’s a goal.

Jordan Faykew

Can he play up front vs Swansea on Saturday, sounds like a big improvement?

Don’t worry folks, Rowett will roll the dice and really have a go at it for the last 7 minutes.

If that early goal was a one off you could have some sympathy but it’s happened time and time again. Abandoning composure at the other end isn’t going to redress it either, they’ve lost their heads again, again, again………

Was it hit by Daka’s shot?

Getting b****y angry at Winks now, how many of those distance shots ever come off for him, even those blocked ones were heading for row Z.

Well I suppose it is traditional to watch The Muppets on TV on a bank holiday

Patson mate, it’s called a BALL

Got to score Skipp

Which Wednesday player are you?

Jordan James will bail us out of this one. (Checks team sheet)…..

When we couldn’t get any lower we do that.

Keep 11 on the pitch, keep calm, believe, keep turning the screw and hope the league haven’t sent another muppet to officiate.

Great news that they’ve been able to scrape enough bits of Daka’s leg off the Preston players boots and rebuild him, I had my concerns. No James is a blow again, I’ll say it again Mavididi has to step up and offer a goal threat too, it’s so lopsided at the moment relying on Fatawu worldies from the other wing. Mukasa too, today could be his day.

Chelsea and Man City avoid each other shocker Booooooo. Fix. Chelsea v Leeds in neutral territory could go either way depending which version of Chelsea turn up I suppose. As for the match……..