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Aside from Vardy, focus on players who could be here next season. Stolarczyk Ricardo Okoli Coady Thomas Ndidi (unlikely to stay I know) / Cartwright Skipp MacAteer El Khannous Monga Vardy Suggest Wilf starts but give a youngster the last 30 mins, maybe harsh on Mads if he hasn’t expressed a desire to leave but need to build up Jakub’s all round experience. Winks can hang out in Mothercare for the afternoon, Soumare, Faes, Eduauard and Bouananotte pointless being involved at all. Biggest hope for the day is a Vardy goal with a chance of number 200 next weekend at home. Wolves 4 Randomly constructed side of assorted f***wits 1

If this had been his audition, well what have the board seen from him that impresses? Yes we know the hand he was dealt with poor squad and poor / diabolical / virtually non-existent backing but what has he shown? What is his style? Which players have improved under him? Can he organise a side defensively? Can he get a side functioning in the final third? Can he get a side to win their midfield battle? Does he make good, logical or inspirational substitutions? How does he react to poor performances regarding continued team selection? We've had a good close look at all of this, what is the verdict, what can anyone see that shows competence or even potential? The way he deals with players perhaps but on the pitch, keeping Liverpool and Arsenal out for a long period of the games, is that the CV highlight? He picks Faes. He picks Soumare. He claims that he does make changes when picking the same line ups, subtle ones within the existing system that we're perhaps too ignorant to appreciate. Did they work? Maybe the 2 easiest games of the season on-paper, Southampton and Ipswich, will reveal something, we'll see something, some identity, some semblance of a style, who knows, a goal (let's not get carried away) but if after those two there's still no encouragement, what then?

Re the statue - You just know it'll turn out looking more like Albert Steptoe and end up on Have I Got News For You so the whole nation can rip the P out of it, hopefully not as bad / comical as the Great Yarmouth Waxworks "Guess Who" round though . But get it done and done well, maybe Red Bull can finance it if we incorporate a can in the pose .

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No wonder I ended up in the river Soar that time!

This evening there will be households all round the county and beyond with little children and their parents, with the TV off, serious face on, arm around the shoulder, finding a moment to break the news with the inevitable tantrums, tears, "It's not fair", not wanting their tea, storming up to bed, slamming doors. My thoughts go out to all the kids having to break the news to mum and dad this evening.

But without that system how would the 32,000 people walking round aimlessly with compasses ever find the correct stand

Hopefully he gets his 2 goals by then and by the 70th minute v Ipswich can be subbed for huge ovation, leaving remaining time for the appropriate atmosphere that the club deserves as it would have been before this news. Any chance we can do a pre-order for the programmes before the ebay scalpers buy bundles at a time as they do with every other special edition. I would say can we have a free one on every seat but after the crisps and t-shirt episodes people can't be trusted to just take their own

I just love the layout of his lounge

Breaking up is Vard to do

True that the PSR rules would not allow his personal wealth to help in that way but hopefully a fresh attitude towards sorting out the structure of the club, addressing the required changes of personnel in the DOF and Managerial roles, a new drive to push on with the ground and broader area expansion (even if this was a KP project to have an arena etc). A different decision maker because the current decisions have got us to where we are today. Yes, who knows, he may be even worse but at the moment we are driving fast towards a cliff edge and no-one at the club seems bothered about changing direction.

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You can say that again

The look of bewilderment on Ayew's face when being subbed, vs Fulham I think it was, with the decision met by loud cheers as in "Oh at last Ruud, you've noticed he's just jogged around for 70 minutes clapping and pointing and doing the square route of zero". Also there were cheers for Buonanotte who at the time had been harshly dropped. Ayew, you just weren't getting involved in the game AT ALL and you think you should stay on for another 20 minutes of not getting involved. It was just passive ineffective stuff, Ayew-ness at it's worst, it's not a testimonial match, we're fighting for our lives here. His next gear up is stop. Wake up man and smell the Pukka Pies.

A kit should be functional, appropriate for the activity and performance requirements so I think this would be appropriate

Aim to finish 18th and use the difference in prize money (3 Million?) to fund a partial refund to supporters for ticket money like a lotto trickle down prize. You buy a ticket with no guarantee of win, lose or draw but you have an expectation that the club will employ an actual manager and field an organised & motivated side capable of being competitive, they've negated on their part of the bargain, it's like buying a ticket for the London Symphony Orchestra and having a bloke with a kazoo come on stage with a poor rendition of three blind mice. Actually, it hasn't even been that good. Small victories but finish above Ipswich, get Vardy closer to 200 goals, try an academy lad in each game, ask Winks and other attitude problems to stay the hell away and make Rudkin do Birch's run round the pitch at the last home game.

There’s no way Ward could catch a bus, he can’t even catch a f***ing ball!

Midlands League South ?

Thought he spotted danger and read things well, lots of interceptions and clearing headers, maybe that little spell as a LCB has broadened his all round awareness.

We should rename the away end after one of them. Maybe not the Jefferson End but the other guy

Wasn’t there a band called Jefferson Aeroplane…… bit of a coincidence methinks, just as a plane flies over the stadium

First thought was lost wallet or parked car blocking emergency access. However I remember when they used to announce someone’s wife has gone into labour and everyone would pat them on the back as they headed for the exit (after seeing out the outcome of the free kick ). Maybe in this case she wasn’t sure whose it is and narrowed it down to two .

Okoli could be the future, Faes is handing the opposition an XG of +2 before a ball is kicked.