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VAR VAR VAR!

Oooooh s**t!

Still no Luke Thomas ffs despite being in the sticker book

I can see a 1-0 to England, not sure if it’s in the 90 minutes or extra time. Believe

Just explaining it now, it’s to do with a German penalty for hand ball that wasn’t given. As Windsor Davies would say “Oh Dear, What a shame, never mind”. Personally I really like him, he’s by far the finest left back Chelsea own and I hope his reign as first choice continues, far far far better than the alternative

Yeah that well known master of the pressure penalty

No need to make a meal out of it!

Get in there! Stuff you Xhaka and Shakira!

One kick away…..come on Trent

That Toney technique is hard to watch but hey happy days if it works!

Saaaaaved ! Pint for Pickford

Time for Jordan Pitchfork to walk the walk

“Ever so sorry Harry I’m finally subbing you” ”Why” ””You’re Injured” ”I know….you injured me!”

The t**ts now injured our centre forward ffs

That Speech from Southgate was reminiscent of Churchill. Not Winston but the dog off the insurance advert “Oh yes”!

Ah come on ref he’s had his fair Schar of bad tackles now

I took a while to get used to Wilf Ndidi playing as an AM but Kane as a DM is baffling me

If Deschamps bought une deal de meal it would be a plain croissant, empty baguette and eau de mineral. If Deschamps went to Disneyland Paris he’d think the entry turnstyle was a scary ride. If Deschamps had a string of onions round his neck he’d wrap them in bubble wrap to prevent bruising. If Deschamps won a free pass to a day at a Bordeaux Vineyard he’d request a Diet Coke. If Deschamps…..etc

Keep running at Schar, he a bit of a bomb Schar, 2nd yellow likely

Do we want Toney or Watkins on for Kane? My vote goes to Toney in case it goes to pens.

Gerrin well done young lad

Yay a different left back, that’s essential right now

Wake up lads, use your bench Safegate you muppet

Come on Harry we’re still right in this, why the long face?