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I don't know what a Poutine is. How poor does that make me? Chip, cheese and gravy used to be a staple up here though. To the extent that schools had to ban it.

Chips, cheese and gravy.

Not even day 1 of the transfer window and we are already losing our minds.

I DO think that we will need to sell before we buy but not necessarily to raise transfer funds. Likely because of wages and squad space. Yes, we need a RB but I don't think we can justify having 3 of them so JJ or Ricardo will have to go. Same goes for ST. We already have 3 vying for 1 spot so we would be unlikely to add a 4th without one going, most likely French Eddy returning to Palace. That's kind of the story for every position.

Not one person at that club has thought of googling "players out of contract in the summer." Lol.

Not sure about that. If you look at the teams that players leave Ajax to go to, it's generally teams like Wolves, Porto, West Ham, Hoffenheim, Marseille, etc. None of whom are a 1000 miles away from us, particularly in terms of wages. They do sell players to the likes of Utd, Arsenal. Inter. Bayern, etc but these aren't the players we would be looking at, nor does this particular one fit into that category.

Devyne Rensch from Ajax. Out of contract in summer and can play anywhere in the back line. Only 21, Dutch so maybe Ruud can have a word.

We will be very lucky if we keep it to within 4 goals. We are down this season, try accept it and save yourself the stress.

We aren't paying you tens of thousands of pounds a week to do that job though...

How is it possible that he's "tried hard" for 6 years yet not even slightly improved at all in that time?

I like that. Some things don't need tied up.

Same gift, same year.

That's plenty of that.

9th minute

Again, I've not seen anything since both players have been here that suggests Ayew is better than Facundu at doing that. The only thing Ayew effectively holds up is play. He almost always turns back and kills attacks to keep the ball.

I just don't get what Ayew gives us over Buananotte! Everything Jordan does, Facundu does better. I would get it if they played slightly different riles but they don't. Start on the right and drift in. It's just a poor decision.

I'd prefer a drunk Mads with two broken wrists and a missing eye than a GK who turns side-on in 1v1 situations. Danny Ward is afraid of footballs! He is completely useless.

So you wouldn't retire in your 70s if the company you gave 30 years to was run by morons? He owed Man utd absolutely nothing and earned time with his family.

Totally agree, it's completely "classless" for a 71 year old who's given a club almost 3 decades of success to retire.

It's probably more a testament to the fact he's not a winger. He plays as a striker/false 9 for them.

Mercury seem to think we are interested in Ben Godfrey. Not getting a look in at Atalanta.

Do you mean TODAY? ....it wasn't a Range Rover.

11 goals and 2 assists in 14 games this season....

The definition of inconsistent. Looks amazing at times, looks horrible at others.

Players I'd like to see us try sign this window who are out of contract in the summer.... Tyrick Mitchell Kyle Walker Peters Tariq Lamptey Sergio Reguilon Nicola Zalewski Roony Bardghji Olivier Boscagli Angel Gomes Yarek Gasiorowski Jonathan Tah Rayan ....maybe some ambitious names there but still.