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I stand and wipe. This was a revelation to the missus as in the twenty years we’ve been together and she believes that the sit and lean method is the only valid one

Said exactly this to the missus. ITV weren’t going to break away from the coverage allegedly

Would love to get out more. But I fear that at 16:00 today Boris will make an announcement which will make the ladies on Last of the summer wine start grabbing my attention

Annual celebration of failed terrorist plot which resulted in the execution of alleged main culprit

Natasha Raskin Sharp (pre-mahoosive fringe). Makes working from home daytime tv more bearable

The government aren’t doing too badly with this virus malarkey

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-many-fans-paid-1495-4642884 Well that’s more people than I would have thought!

Why am I seeing Soyuncu 😕

No, not just the team this time I’ve always disliked watching football on TV much preferring to be there but I’m now struggling to be bothered even with our games. I’ve regressed to being satisfied with the radio on. Bitter at the PPV money grabbing. Happy with MOTD highlights. Anyone else or just me

Meh

Jeez. Well this one came from nowhere. Someone must have known something. I would have expected a thread or something foretelling of his arrival

I heard it said that we’re the greatest team the world has ever seen.

But I feel fine

Why has no one mentioned the Weather girls. No, not those ones but Laura Tobin and Lucy Veresamy

Completely misread the title. Thought it was No Player Exists and was going to be another one bemoaning our tepid transfer progress

Anyone remember munch bunch yoghurts? There was an orange flavoured one, one mouthful and I spewed all over the school dining table. 🤢🤮

Yep, knee

We’re gonna win the league

Cobblers

Greek authorities are already eyeing up Evans as a replacement when Maguire heads back to Manchester...

Every time there is football in July I’m ultimately disappointed. Dilly fecking ding

What. I. Said. Earlier.

We have well and truly spursed this season