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The stab wound which killed him was to the subclavian vein which bled into the thoracic cavity. This torrential bleeding was not visible externally although there would have been some bleeding from the soft tissues and the other wounds but in the dark it’s not surprising the first officers on the scene missed this.

On a similar theme. Vanity sinks - never big enough. Hand dryers - never run for long enough but even if they do spray an aerosol of bacteria laden shit into the atmosphere and the punters never completely dry their hands such that water drips everywhere. Give me paper towels every time.

Surely we haven’t completed domestic football until we’ve won league two? - perhaps this is what Top has been aiming for.

Think we’ve tried this for most of the season haven’t we?

I’ve got a tenner ew @ 80/1 on him to win the Masters. He’s the real deal. Just birdied the first.

This. I’d like to nominate Sir JVT, Boston United STH & the voice of reason and common sense in the midst of the mayhem surrounding COVID. I’ve got a lot of time for Sir Chris Whitty too.

Currently 100/1 best odds to win The Masters. Got to be worth a tenner e/w at least.

At last! Something to play for.

77 pages on a thread entitled ‘realistic’ managerial replacements says it all.

No, you need to be a top footballer who is capable of managing his affairs without an agent.

It’s the Leicester way.

Reminds me of Marty Feldman’s Uruguayan football commentary. Or was it Rodney Fern?

I use a soft case. Put the rain cover on the top of the bag and then fill the spaces with crunched up newspapers. Never had a problem.

Currently best odds 22/1 with Paddy Power to go down. £100 at those odds might soften the blow. The other way to look at it is would you pay £100 to keep us up.

This is point 13 from the UK National Screening Committee (UK NSC) criteria for appraising the viability, effectiveness and appropriateness of a population screening programme: 13. The benefit gained by individuals from the screening programme should outweigh any harms, for example from overdiagnosis, overtreatment, false positives, false reassurance, uncertain findings and complications. Harms of treatment can include impotence, incontinence etc Prostate biopsy also comes with it’s own hazards. Then there’s the not inconsiderable anxiety of false positives.

Note the bottom line.

Nah. Mine’s a Penfold Ace.

Let’s hope you get to the pro shop’s CCTV before they do.

We were in NZ Jan - Mar 2020. In mid February all the Chinese tourists suddenly stopped coming. It was obvious something deadly serious was going on.

Wouldn’t that be lovely.

This from Kerrydale Street: ‘You know, if you’ve got a mate who’s been dumped by umpteen women, sometimes it’s not the women’s fault.’

Henry Tuilagi?

Harbour Bar, Portrush would do me most nights if you make it to the coast. Take the clubs.

Don’t waste time and energy trying to understand the behaviour of other human beings. Never attempt a wet shave using a cloakroom basin. Never attempt to pick up two dog shits in one bag. I could go on …