Realist Guy In The Room

He simply has to stay.

Cooper is absolute fvck!ng sh!t3. Anyone saying he needs time etc needs to watch that first half on repeat until their cock falls off.

Is Super Coops actually going to try and win the game from the off playing attractive attacking football?? I need a lie down.

No I’m totally with you. In the position we’re in, there isn’t a manager on the face of the planet that would be able to come here and keep us up playing any better football than Super Coops and his amazing bionic blue boys. #CooperIn

That was crap but at least we won. I guess we just have to accept that under Cooper, we’ll be crap but will sometimes get a win if the opposition have an off day. Yay.

Really odd that there were two periods in our history where the correct decisions at board level could have seen us completely cement our position in at least the top 10 of the Premier League perhaps forever, but instead, two completely different types of owners have made equally dogshit decision that have took us backwards. If Elsom had given the job to Walsh and Cottee instead of Taylor.....

Dude. People were calling for Enzo to go last year.

He came back out shortly after so probably just needed a shit. I hate Cooper but I don't think there was anything in that.

Get the vasaline and brace for impact. This will be messy.

Even his experience was shit.

Wow. I mean that was absolutely fvcking terrible.

*Said in a really whiney voice* Muh. But you gorra give him a chance Get Him Gone

No. Sack him now.

It'd be typical for him to turn out to be dogturd.

To go from Enzo who had a clear as crystal plan on how he wanted to play (whether you liked it or not, you can't deny this) to this guy just had disaster written all over it. He's gash and needs to go. We will have to wait and I doubt the board (due to their utterly spineless nature) will act until he's done a hell of a lot more damage. I actually hate Cooper.

That was bollocks. Everton at points were stroking it around us like we weren’t there. Absolutely embarrassing.

People were actually wanting this guy to replace Enzo last season.

100% This. He needs to go.

They are gonna fookin slaughter us. Szmodics hat trick and bad jizz everywhere on the post match forum.

This. ‘Cooper Out’ protest after.

Lets be honest. We’ve gorragerrimin.

Thats what all ITK say.

I thought out of the two of them, it would be Fatawu that settled quicker into the league. Mavididi looks completely at home.

Literally spilt coke all over myself reading that

Maresca tried Ndidi as a 10 against glorified binmen. Cooper is just awful.