Daggers

How does a shortarse like him manage to find a jacket that is too small?

I just hope he’s as good as Casadei

File under: I’ve read some predictions on here in my time, but…

“This chemical toilet is a Saniflow 33, now this little babe can cope with anything, and I mean anything. Earlier on, I put in a pound of mashed up Dundee cake, let’s take a look… not a trace! Peace of mind I’m sure, especially if you have elderly relatives on board.”

Eh?

There is no alternate dimension where Joey Barton is not a complete ****.

I’ll swap it for my KTFC season ticket

30:16

Apparently, “a founding signatory at the launch of the Anti Nazi League.” You just knew there was a real reason to love him .

All hail Popbitch.

Corbyn was a shit leader but he is not the polar opposite to Trump - that’s a lie that has been played out across the media and simply doesn’t hold up to scrutiny. He was just a twat, he isn’t the square root of a fascist.

Cicero - a hugely underrated Italian. Ended up with his head and hands on display only to be valued centuries later. *The Mark Antonys of Leicester enter the chat

Everyone’s a critic 🙄

More quality in that vid that the entire content of last night’s post match thread - and I include my sublimely brilliant yet underrated meme in that.

I’m not going to dignify that with a response, because it displays ignorance of my comic talent, I’m just taking this as an opportunity to beg you to change that ****ing avatar.

Killing Newsnight - the BBC is signing its own death warrant. No right thinking person is going to defend it in future for a cooking show or dance competition. If you can’t keep the only daily investigative journalistic show running you no longer have a news service worth speaking about. Newsnight is the only BBC output I ever watch live, I’m not paying for a licence anymore.

I think my meme was brilliant and worth far more likes. You are all what’s wrong with this club. I hate you.

Stop trying to big him up and make him sound impressive

Musk is seriously unwell and in need of adult conversation in place of internet surfing.

I'm ****ing disgusted you don't identify as a member of the wokerati. You are everything wrong with the world and I am organising a boycott of your social media output and will be notifying advertisers that I will not buy their products if they associate with you. You're the kind of monster who doesn't even know about the impact of Batrachochytrium dendrobatidis on tropical amphibians. How dare you call yourself a Grauniad reader.