Not an easy name to work with so to keep it simple - to the tune of the Pet Shop Boys' "Go West" (aka "2-0 and you still don't sing", "You're sh1t and you know you" are etc etc):
Bilaaaaaal, Bilal El Khannouss,
Bilaaaaaal, Bilal El Khannouss,
Bilaaaaaal, Bilal El Khannouss,
Bilaaaaaal, Bilal El Khannouss