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Knowing Rudkin, I'm sure he'll get an early signing over the line. Downside is it will be the permanent signing of Edouard.

As I'm not at the game today, can anyone tell me if the free can of Chang has made the defeat more palatable?

Wolves three goals from an 0.41 XG. Danny chuffing Ward.

Faes with his standard braindead cock-up.

Daka I take it all back. GOAT.

Daka really is comically useless. Runs after everything but that's about it. 10/10 for graft.

Daka with yet another example of why he’s utter, utter dross. Great to see Justin and Faes having an in-game competition of worst defender ever.

That third goal will end up being the worst we concede all season; it’s so incredibly bad. 4 players get drawn into the same player up the pitch and then that absolute omnishambles at the back. Players out of position, no defensive cohesiveness and a pass you could see from a mile off. Feel so sorry for Mads having to deal with the chumps in front of him. And as for this team set-up, what on earth was Dawson thinking?

The family in question being the Manson Family.

I would take Rodgers as Right Back now

Sometimes the advertising on here is just perfect…

Any chance Pawson could send Soumare off for us?

James Justin masterclass there. Absolute panic stations.

Stop whinging. CLEAN SHEET!!!

As confusing as Cooper’s gameplan is, I’m still trying to work out why we’re playing a Polish team in the League Cup.

Fairly sure I played as her on Goldeneye.

With liquid football like this Cooper would be a fool to make a substitution before the 80th minute. Don’t want to spoil this momentum.

Getting a real insight into the sparkling, progressive football that Cooper introduced to win England the U17 World Cup.

From Enzoball to Bozoball.

You can only presume that Cooper's plan was 'let them go 2 goals ahead, so we can give them another 3-2 defeat'. This is abhorrent football. Just utterly ghastly.

The world presumably being DisneyWorld?

Unless Broja is related to Lazarus, I can’t see him passing a medical at Seagrave.

“You’re just a good Andre Ayew, good Andre Ayyyyyeeeewww”

AYEW! Wonder Signing! Never in doubt…

Skipp has played well so far. Cooper’s tactical nous shining through, by playing without a CF. I think this 4-1-5-0 formation could be revolutionary.