Stopharage

What was surprising was that Ruud started it off.

We let a goal in shortly after defensive linchpin, Patson Daka, goes off. An under appreciated gem.

No they’ve been on the ropes as Daka has them on the ropes, with a masterclass of forward play.

That starting XI is a crime against humanity. Ruud should be served papers to appear at the ICC.

Hamza’s best moments have almost exclusively come from winning back the ball after he’s just given it away. His ineptitude creates his showreel.

Southampton fans must be happy. They’re getting Will Still. We’re getting Will Relegate.

…ably providing the ammunition for Daka to air kick.

On the basis of this season, Top’s Piles might be more apt.

Souttar. Admittedly he had the advantage of not playing with the sorry bunch we send out each week.

Yeah, I agree. He’d have more chance flogging cauliflowers than being a footballer.

I wonder if he'll be the anti-Samson - cut his hair and he actually becomes capable of defending.

Well, unlike some of you on here, I’m really looking forward to this game. On current form, I’m fairly sure Wout Faes will outdo himself and score a hat-trick of own goals against Liverpool. Whilst blaming Filbert the Fox.

Is there a parallel universe where Daka is a striker?

I think those 11 in blue on the grass are called football players.

Surely the dopey sods watching this guff have got to leave the stadium after this opening 10 minutes.

I’ve seen jellyfish with more spine than this rabble.

Drop their dog off and get a brew?

Amorim must really be regretting not keeping Ruud on his coaching staff.

Good-o. Faes and Zirkzee having an argument over who has the most stupid haircut. That's peak entertainment at the KP.

Why on earth am I still watching this drivel?

Even the Zambian lads on Facebook are saying Daka is dreadful.

Surely no sane adult can still be fighting Daka's corner? I don't think I've ever seen a game where he hasn't air kicked or fallen over. He's like Bambi on ice.

The Run In? Realistically it should be called The Drop Out.

Disappointed that wearing a tracksuit as a DoF is not top of the list.