ScrumpyJack

Can everyone stop comparing Iheanacho and Messi, and just appreciate to be alive while both players are plying their trade?

Well guys, we’ve finally done it. We have beaten racism. Centuries of oppression could all have been solved by not having social media. Damn fine work.

Schmeichel Pereira Morgan Huth Chilwell Ndidi Kante Tielemans Mahrez Maddison Vardy M: Rodgers Surprised at the amount of Castagne picks, I’d argue James Justin looked stronger before his injury.

Amazing, ol' farmer Conrad Logan after a hard's day graft.

See it as a day off dad lad

Pundits waxing lyrical about Maddison is the new “Vardy rags to riches” tropes. I don’t think he has done anything apart from his signature anaemic out-of-the-box shot.

Ian Nacho has massive balls

I like my chips salty, my crisps Walkers, and oval bread called a cob. I also think real fans are ones either a) born in the club’s respective city or b) the offspring of a club’s supporter. If you’re from Dudley and support Man City you’re a poo head.

Knocking on 50 birds a week, he’s got 1.3% body fat making the sluts go nuts.

Speak for yourself young man, I have always been very respectful towards ScrumpyJane.

Ambitions are for schmucks, glory supporters and American capitalists. We don't need to do anything other than praise the Lord Ian Nacho and buy duty-free goods from King Power. Leicester boys are we, Proud of duty-free. In good times and in bad, we always avoid tax. And we won the Premier League! I just can't look past Rodney Trotter when Potter is concerned.

Anyone else not that bothered now that we didn’t get Champions League last season? Would much rather have a shot at the FA Cup then have Atletico Madrid visit an empty King Power.

It will be interesting to see how the fallout from this effects the involved clubs. I imagine talks have been going on for a while, medium/long-term transfer policies could have been building towards the ESL. Chelsea’s splurge last summer alongside lucrative contract deals could have been influenced by the touted riches of the ESL. But, as with most things, I imagine not much will really change and will become a “huh remember that” along with Esperanto.

A genuine unpopular opinion — I’d have loved to see the fallout if those clubs did break away to form a Super League

Restructure the Premier League to include the current Scottish Premiership teams. Split the now 32-team league into a north and south division. The top 6 teams from the n/s divisions enter a knockout with balls drawn by Rylan Clark-Neal. Knockout games are played in historically rich footballing countries such as Qatar, Oman, South Africa and Palau. Final is played at Wembley – a celebrity singer will perform a rendition of Jerusalem and kick the first ball of the match. Adverts during games – mainly boring bits like when players are passing the ball around. Instead of relegation, the teams that finish bottom of the n/s divisions have to record a novelty single with Jools Holland. Cap foreign players at three per team (Irish players count as two). Introduce a SuperDraft system. Celebrity referees. VAR calls decided by The Banker from 'Deal Or No Deal', conversations between The Banker and celebrity referees are mic'd. Man of the match decided by online polls with no voting cap. Gender-neutral (they/them) cheerleaders. Only scousers are allowed to commentate on matches. Instead of player names, companies sponsor individual players. Players will be referred to by their sponsor throughout the match. ("Durex dribbles it round Johnson & Johnson")

Leicester ladies beat future Super League competitors Liverpool 1-0

Tavernier? You little hipster. GK Pickford CB Keane CB Tarkowski CB Dunk RB Ayling DM Rice LB Targett RW Sancho HOLE Maddison LW Grealish ST Bamford In retrospect, an England squad without the Congolomos is very 'FC Brexit Means Brexit'.

I’m getting really sick and tired of how fans and the media are misrepresenting this fracas!

Some woeful interactions on the Instagram at the moment

Your mum?

Bit dramatic. Conglomerate football clubs are just cutting out the middleman of qualification and securing the financial rewards by moving an arranged elitist orgy to a Premier Inn. I am all for them plodding off. Get them out the league altogether. Big fixtures are rarely entertaining anyway.

Brendan you are a handsome man and your teeth look lovely.

Points deductions starting today? Mega lolz at Tottenham being included. They will go from perennial premier league failures to San Marino mk2

....Hiding....!!

I can't wait for the COVID Party 2021 set