Miquel The Work Geordie

Too easy that

Karl Robinson looks like he still goes to nightclubs

1-1 after 4 mins

Grimsby jus got an absolutely lovely goal

Don't defend it

I love Scottish football (not their national team) and will defend it to the hilt, but it's a ****ing depressing look for the league if Celtic can waste months of the season not winning games under 4ft2" Brendan Rodgers and Rootin Tootin Wilfred Nancy and still win the league.

A truly awful club

I have never, ever seen that Trusty have a good game for Celtic, hideous Yank footballer

Oooooft

I'd get rid of Stolarczyk if a half decent offer came in tbh

I must be going mad, Maswanhise stands on his foot? That's a stonewaller?

I'm not disputing that

Rowett's contract expires at the end of June, doesn't it? We aren't extending rather than sacking, a bit like Dean Smith

Iirc it was PepsiCo (the business who owns Walkers), not just Pepsi

We had a kid at primary school who no one ever heard speak, it became an urban legend that he was mute, but he was part of the fabric of Riverside, everyone knew he just never said a word, he added colour to the playground, a real odd character. Can't remember actually ever seeing him moving but he just seemed to appear in different situations. We had a very posh supply one day who was doing the register and he obviously didn't say "here / yes" – the gradual meltdown this supply teacher had was ****ing world class, she could not wrap her head around the Riverside Mute, she probably has to sleep with white noise on now just to escape the PTSD she gets from silence

I was Novablast 5 til I die and still like them, they're a bloody comfy number but the Evo SLs properly won me over after wearing them in over 50km or so. Laces are shite on them but they just seem to work better for me, starting to tire a little after ~700km but no complaints at the price point Also the bloody Novablast 5's just seem ****ing massive, I'm an 11 and I'll put them side by side with the SLs, they're a good half an inch longer than the Adidas.

It's a good (if expensive) service in general and I know the work must be essential but you're always rolling the dice going down there on a Sat; feels like at least 1 in every 3 weekends is a mess

Say what you want, they've nailed his famous pencil moustache

As said above, be genuinely gutted if Page goes. He is the one I think is going the furthest.

No you didn't you big fanny :

Looks like they're actually doing / have done a really nice job inside the Forester's too, not a hint of neon in sight

All jokes aside can someone check in on Natalie Jackson of East Midlands Today? You fear for her, you really do

About to pierce the film lid on an Iceland paella in honour of Mr Emery as we speak

SWEET CAROL LIME

Where's that Chocolate Teapot to tell us Rodgers is better than Emery again