Tommy G

Erm, getting the sack?

Why are you getting steamin' at work?!

I bet your bathrooms a right state

Well... I suggest lifting weights will do that rather than the tatoo parlour. Wise words of advice there Nah Life is Dames, it was silly busy last night. The only thing that annoys me is the lack of air con on the dancefloor - it's like a feckin sauna!!

What you having done? Please don't have anything silly/unsavoury and regret it mate...I know someone that did, he looks like a right bellend now!

After her success in the junior UK hide and seek championships, Shannon Matthews will now try her luck abroad by taking on current European champion...Madeline McCann

The Leicester result and dancing to Wiley-Wearing my Rolex in life last night made my weekend.

Wholemeal pasta with pesto... and chop a chicken breat in with it. Quick, easy & good for you

Looking back at this thread do people just eat shit constantly?!

Cottage Cheese with honey

nothing. Unfortunately

Vantage Point = Excellent 8/10 It would have been a 9/10 but there were no hotties in it

Ha thats quite good actually!

I know you seem to get a slating on here, but im going to pay you a compliment instead and say you're english skills are decent for a lad who claims to be 14

Im sure we will. Such a massive media story like this is unlikely to fizzle out or fall by the way side