Dan

It's all true but it's almost eerie how well it's worked - I don't have a single bit of FOMO from it anymore. More just contempt. Shalln't be giving Aiyawatt's club any more money.

Get rid: Faes Kristiansen Thomas Vestergaard Choudhury De Cordova-Reid Golding Skipp Soumare Winks Ayew Daka Mavididi As a minimum. Will probably lose as well: Ramsey, James, Fatawu, Monga Tough summer but one somebody ambitious would relish.

This underlying feeling is why I haven't enjoyed the very few wins we've had in years. Every one of them is just another win for this dreadful lot. A preservation of the downturn. Literally whatever gets these out, I'll take it.

Norwich are the worst team in this league. Our worst result since when, if we lose there? Suppose maybe Plymouth.

They described us as the worst opposition they've played all season and didn't beat us, so yes. Alarming stuff though. It's totally believable.

Numerous Boro fans have described us as the worst opposition they've had all season.

Had a bit of a delve into the shot on target stats of ours. They really are pathetic. 15 games so far in both competitions. We've failed to hit 3 shots on target in 7 of those 15, and failed to hit 4 in 9 of the 15. Truly awful, horrendous.

I don't go anymore. I'm a full hater now.

The amount of times that Fiorentina friendly is referred to - I urge you to look at the Serie A table, and also remember that they were two weeks behind us in their preseason. It was not a barometer, they are in fact also rubbish.

You're trying too hard

It's usually quite obvious early on if a manager is much good. Was very obvious very early on he was rubbish.

Wouldn't be remotely surprised if he was back out.

Thought he did very little wrong - Vestergaard meanwhile nearly gave them their equaliser early.

He's not going to score a single goal for us.

We've got to be the worst attacking unit in the division - absolutely ridiculous given we have Fatawu in the team.

Totally inevitable we'll lose. Anyone losing their opening 7 home games seems extraordinary anyway and while every fanbase in football thinks their club is a charity I do think we have to be disproportionately bad for this kind of thing. And Cifuentes gets the boot afterwards.

I don't know if he'd really be up to it anymore to be honest, particularly without Shakespeare (RIP) and Walsh. Tell you what though I'd quite like him within the club. Would be delighted if he got Rudkin's job. I think his strength is probably quite suited to it nowadays - had an immense judge of character which has been sorely lacking in recent years. I do wonder how many of our current squad he'd get on board with. We definitely need someone of his ilk.

It's so pathetic you have to almost see the funny side at this point.

They really are absolutely useless.

Don't win this I don't think we ever will.

Vestergaard clown

These won't make the top six. False position.

Boro obsessed with walking it in.

Literally everythings a yellow.