SystonFox Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 If I did, which I don't, I certainly wouldn't post about it on FoxesTalk. It's 30c outside. There's yer sunbed yer vest wearing, cheeky nandos eating, iced gem hair and Geordie shore gym goer LADtwat
AKCJ Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 Any man who worries about the shade of his skin is a proper bellend.
Stevosevic Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 Any man who worries about the shade of his skin is a proper bellend. Basically. And to chase artificial sun as well.
Soar Fox Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 Yeah sunlounge solarium in wigston 45 minute course for £15
AKCJ Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 Yeah sunlounge solarium in wigston 45 minute course for £15 You know that big yellow thing in the sky? That'll be cheaper and will do it quicker I reckon.
Soar Fox Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 You know that big yellow thing in the sky? That'll be cheaper and will do it quicker I reckon. Can't sunbathe in the winter.
Wymsey Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 Go to the one one Narborough Road, hard women there though. Get a bit of rash afterwards, but still worth it. :nuge:
Soar Fox Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 Why would you need to? Don't want to be looking pasty do you. Everyone looks better with a tan.
Unabomber Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 The only tan I need is the button on my scientific calculator. (Seriously for my job)
Stadt Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 The only tan I need is the button on my scientific calculator. (Seriously for my job) -1
Webbo Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 The only tan I need is the button on my scientific calculator. (Seriously for my job) It's a sine of the times.
Wymsey Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 The only tan I need is the button on my scientific calculator. (Seriously for my job) At least you've got something to count on.
AKCJ Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 Don't want to be looking pasty do you. Everyone looks better with a tan. true
Wymsey Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 Is that Britney Spears pissed, again, in the background?
Freesolo Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 I used to use the stand up power ones probably 1 to 2 times a week when i was really into going to the gym in the winter, They are great for Acne but in the summer i wouldn't dream of it
Soar Fox Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 true Doubt they'd look like that from using a sunbed. Looks more like they've used fake bake or St Tropez.
DennisNedry Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 No because a) I'm not a blonde airhead from Essex b) I don't want skin cancer
Soar Fox Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 No because a) I'm not a blonde airhead from Essex b) I don't want skin cancer How was the dirty weekend away in London den?
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