Collymore Posted 3 August 2015 Posted 3 August 2015 1. He must google us 2. His family must google us 3. His frriends must google us, The following in this thread must be the difference betweenus and the other clubs. Come on that's reach out....
Guest Posted 3 August 2015 Posted 3 August 2015 We have a very tolerant and not at all boneheaded fanbase Charles, come and join us! We're also swapping the kop and the family stand
Collymore Posted 3 August 2015 Author Posted 3 August 2015 We have a very tolerant and not at all boneheaded fanbase Charles, come and join us! We're also swapping the kop and the family stand Merlot? Not sure. I destroyed the evidence from my wife,. No joke
RedSoxUK Posted 3 August 2015 Posted 3 August 2015 The "Charles Aranguiz" if you're reading this, it's too late... we have your wife and children held up in Enderby.
OhioFox Posted 4 August 2015 Posted 4 August 2015 Germany sucks Charles. The porn is really weird too. Come save our midfield.
Jordan Posted 4 August 2015 Posted 4 August 2015 Dear Charles, I can understand why you'd choose Germany over England if this were a decision about choosing where to buy a car. But it's not; take the better contract and have fun playing in the Premier League. You'll only have to wait one year to play in the Champions League when you join Leicester, and you'll still have three more years on your contract. Sincerely, Jordan
EnglishOxide Posted 4 August 2015 Posted 4 August 2015 Aranguiz? Never heard of him. He's not good enough for a Premier League team.
MPH Posted 4 August 2015 Posted 4 August 2015 Charles. Your family will feel so safe here in Leicester. The fans will really look out for you. Our fans will love you so much that they'll always make sure you are safe. If your car breaks down, you won't even have to call the AA. We'll know about it as it's often seen as odd if someone's car doesn't move for a few minutes on a GPS tracking system. Well even be able to tell you how long it will be until your plane arrives, and which direction it's coming from.. Well also save you some money - you'll never have to buy your own mirror as we'll take plenty of photos of you. For you to look at on social media. We'll keep you completely safe... You don't need to worry....
Buzzell Posted 4 August 2015 Posted 4 August 2015 Hypnotising might work? Look into my eyes Charles! Now be a good Chilean and join the Tinkerman Revolution!
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