Raw Dykes Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 Wouldn't you want to try all the drugs that you've never tried before? You finally get to see what all the fuss is about! The people who do it can't seem to get enough of them, so they must be good, right? A skag burger with a side of meth and a PCP shake, please.
Rincewind Posted 17 August 2015 Posted 17 August 2015 My executioners internal organs on toast. I also was joking with my post.
Dr The Singh Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 Everything on the menu at the very best steak place, Golden Corall buffet!!!!
Izzy Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 Everything on the menu at the very best steak place, Golden Corall buffet!!!! We've eaten here every day for the last two weeks - absolute bloody bargain! Love the place but can't see how they turn a profit
Webbo Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 Everything on the menu at the very best steak place, Golden Corall buffet!!!! I thought it had gone downhill. We ate there first day and didn't bother again.
jonthefox Posted 18 August 2015 Author Posted 18 August 2015 Everything on the menu at the very best steak place, Golden Corall buffet!!!! shithole, but cheap. My kind of place.
Marmite Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 Sausage, Egg, Chips, Beans with KFC Zinger Tower Burger Meal a loaf of bread and 2 litres of Lemonade
Alf Bentley Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 We've eaten here every day for the last two weeks - absolute bloody bargain! Love the place but can't see how they turn a profit 1) Catch rats in the sewers out back 2) Stew them in their own faeces 3) Rename as "Slow-cooked sirloin steak in a jus of red wine and caramelized onions" 4) 100% profit margin and Bob's your uncle As for my last meal.... Amuse-bouche: Deviled kidneys of Michael Gove Hors d'oeuvre: Slow-roast testicles of Joey Barton served with grilled tongue of U2's Bono Soup: Oxtail, prepared from the penises of every bloke who shagged the various women I thought I was in love with Main course (1): Spare ribs of Margaret Thatcher (don't mind if they're a bit past their use-by date) Main course (2): Poached entrails of that cvnt who beat me up in Australia 25 years ago (cooked while he's still alive) Main course (3): Nick Griffin's liver sizzler-fried in his own flab Dessert: Peach melba ice-cream served in deep-fried ovaries of Melanie Phillips & Katie Hopkins All washed down from carafes containing the blood of every band member of Genesis, Yes, ELP, Supertramp, Deep Purple, Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran & any other group I feel like naming on the day. Can't guarantee that I'll have an appetite on the day, but would enjoy watching the waiters serve it all up!
Dr The Singh Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 1) Catch rats in the sewers out back 2) Stew them in their own faeces 3) Rename as "Slow-cooked sirloin steak in a jus of red wine and caramelized onions" 4) 100% profit margin and Bob's your uncle As for my last meal.... Amuse-bouche: Deviled kidneys of Michael Gove Hors d'oeuvre: Slow-roast testicles of Joey Barton served with grilled tongue of U2's Bono Soup: Oxtail, prepared from the penises of every bloke who shagged the various women I thought I was in love with Main course (1): Spare ribs of Margaret Thatcher (don't mind if they're a bit past their use-by date) Main course (2): Poached entrails of that cvnt who beat me up in Australia 25 years ago (cooked while he's still alive) Main course (3): Nick Griffin's liver sizzler-fried in his own flab Dessert: Peach melba ice-cream served in deep-fried ovaries of Melanie Phillips & Katie Hopkins All washed down from carafes containing the blood of every band member of Genesis, Yes, ELP, Supertramp, Deep Purple, Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran & any other group I feel like naming on the day. Can't guarantee that I'll have an appetite on the day, but would enjoy watching the waiters serve it all up! I suggest the ovaries with there minge, to balance the sweetness with the saltyness
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 18 August 2015 Posted 18 August 2015 Plate of truffles. Could use them to bargain your way out of getting executed
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 21 August 2015 Posted 21 August 2015 If I was a cannibal, my last meal would be Mark W. turned slowly, over a spit, with plenty of crackling
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