Dr The Singh Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Anyone a expert tree cutter that can help? Or know anyone that can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Just don't do anything that could get you on Darwin Awards, as the numerous results of this show https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=darwin+awards+tree+cutting&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=AbLZVYmeO6KL7AaWrIGwCg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 23 August 2015 Author Share Posted 23 August 2015 No landscapers on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littletoe Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 https://twitter.com/Carl_Froch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fynwy Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Why don't you hire a tree surgeon you tight git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 23 August 2015 Author Share Posted 23 August 2015 Why don't you hire a tree surgeon you tight git.Do you know one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Do you know one? George Walker's in Syston http://www.gwtreecare.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Do you know one? I was going to train as a tree surgeon but I can't stand the sight of sap.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 I was going to train as a tree surgeon but I can't stand the sight of sap.. You deserve the birch for that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 You deserve the birch for that joke. Oh, oak-ay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 I've not got much to add to this thread, probably best if I just leaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry_LCFC Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Tbf, at least someone is making the effort to spruce up the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpe's Fox Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 This thread was pine-ing for a few puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 This thread was pine-ing for a few puns. Yeah, but you can bet someone will get the needle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 I'm not sure which one makes me sycamore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Has the original poster twigged on that this is just one big j-oak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tincy Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Yew are acorny person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Yew are acorny person Mods please delete, this is silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Mods please delete, this is silly. Not while I'm at the 'elm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleronnie Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Tree's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleckneymike Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 The Tree Amigos https://www.yell.com/biz/tree-amigos-leicester-6182381/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 Not while I'm at the 'elm. That could make you very un-poplar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 I've cut down a few but I lived on a large plot where there was plenty of room for it to fall. If the tree cannot fall without hitting something it has to be lopped from the top in sections. This requires a man lift and ropes to lower the limbs and trunk sections. Arbor blowed if I can offer any better advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 I've cut down a few but I lived on a large plot where there was plenty of room for it to fall. If the tree cannot fall without hitting something it has to be lopped from the top in sections. This requires a man lift and ropes to lower the limbs and trunk sections. Arbor blowed if I can offer any better advice You certainly need to be careful, otherwise someone might call the copse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 23 August 2015 Share Posted 23 August 2015 You certainly need to be careful, otherwise someone might call the copse. The Special Branch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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